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 No.1322[Reply]

Think about it; you’ve trained yourself to not piss yourself. Yet it’s developed such a control that it’s difficult to intentionally piss yourself so much it actually strains you

what other things are similar “restricts” we’ve grown onto ourselves?

 No.1323

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>you’ve trained yourself to not piss yourself
YOU DON'T KNOW ME

>what other things are similar “restricts” we’ve grown onto ourselves?

A lot of them are mental traps, like the dud frameworks we were raise with, but no-one here needs another lecture about those.

Saying excuses after sneezing, burping and other natural bodily functions. I don't think anyone these says actually believes the demons will enter your body unless you say a magic word every time. Weak ass pissdemons.

 No.1325

> it’s difficult to intentionally piss yourself
I have just proven you wrong.

 No.1326

It takes me extreme mental control not to get excited and cheer out loud every time I see a big vehicle of any sort.

 No.1327

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PROSTATE BASKETBALL




ANONYMOUS USER #1



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 No.691[Reply]

le professeur de sisyphe.
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 No.694

she is literally me

 No.695

The struggle is real.

 No.696

Tomboy is the smartest women in the group, as always.

 No.1317

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 No.1318

She was so real for this.



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 No.1312[Reply]

Hey /abs/, check out this six pack.

 No.1313

I got a six pack, and nothing to do.
I got a six pack, and I don't need you!



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 No.903[Reply]

My thoughts on philosophy.
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 No.1306

>>1304
I'll do complex and wrong, there seems to be no people going towards that. Fuck crowds.

 No.1308

>>1305
But you don't experience the cactus.

 No.1309

>>1306
and you also don't experience the cactus. :(

 No.1310

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>>1308
There could easily be cacti on that lovely hike, you don't know.

Personally I plan to just wander into the desert, roads be damned.

 No.1311

>>1304
Good metaphor, an Erisian will see that you can just walk off the path if you want and get any combination of correctness and complexity while the unenlightened are stuck following paths off a cliff either way.



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 No.605[Reply]

We are composed of dead organisms, and when we die we will decompose and recompose as parts of newer organisms.

We basically survive through the consumption of other organisms. We absorb nutrients from them: carbohydrates, protein, fat, water, vitamins and so on. These are the building blocks of their existence, and now these become the building blocks of our existence, embedded in our bodies for the continuation of our survival.

When we die, we become nutrients to other organisms, we are decomposed, mainly by bacteria if we are buried underground. These bacteria will be eaten by bigger bacteria, then moving up the food chain, from protozoans up to birds and reptiles and mammals of any kind.

If we are cremated, the carbon atoms of our bodies fuse with oxygen atoms and are released as CO or CO2. They will be absorbed by plants or photosynthetic microorganisms, which converts CO2 to carbohydrates. They will be eaten by other organisms, moving up the food chain.

Hence, after we die, we go back to the food web, and every little part of us becomes a part of another living organism. Therefore, after we die, we somehow go back to many newer life forms in such a way, consisting a small part of each newer life form.
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 No.632

>>631
Come on man, slack ain't gonna give itself.

 No.635

>We are composed of dead organisms
Speak for yourself.

 No.639

>>635
Tbh yea how about all the living organism we consist of? Overemphasizing the contributions dead folks put in and forgetting the living ignores the present pain and suffering you could actually do something about.

 No.1291

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>>605
All the water you've ever drank was once dinosaur piss.

 No.1302


>Enter from stage right, the old disgruntled pharaoh, who still believes in eternity, is arguing with his holy high priests over the matter of death

Hey ho! Nay I say!
For my bod will not rot!
For down in the round ground, my bod,
Wrapped in fairest taffeta and silk,
Canoptics of gold to hold the organs,
A sarcophagus a twix with crystal,
Shall be the basin of me and shroud.
A form held static in sacred honey.
Sugar to preserve, which bars entry,
And keeps the pestilence away.
Entombed herein the walls of granite
Neath these halls of stone.
Buried and forgotten, until…
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 No.783[Reply]

Hello!! I was just contemplating how great it is to be alive. What is your favorite part of being alive? I think my favorite is having a good meal.

 No.784

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 No.791

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 No.935

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I like freebasing amphetamines

 No.936

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>>935
This… and when you share them with loved ones, so much the better.

 No.1296

>>784
The scent of vanilla and amber over the smell of dead leaves and cigarette smoke.



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 No.813[Reply]

has absurdism made you a gourmon,or an ascetic of the palate?
I myself know less calories=more lifespan, starvation in moderation is anti-aging,but if it wasnt because id get fat i would be a drunkard and a glutton. pastries,fatty meats,
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 No.820

starvation is anti-aging? well that explains why i'm a fucking manchild.

 No.821

>>813
>starvation in moderation is anti-aging
>>820
>starvation is anti-aging?
Yes, 'cause if you starve to death you won't age

 No.848

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I have no self control so I stuff my face with garbage food and then feel bad about it and punish myself with fasting.

 No.849

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Don't eat that, THAT'S AN OUROBOROS!

 No.1292

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>>813
Both. Feast and famine both have their charms in their own seasons. I do through periods of eating as much as I can in as many combinations of flavors as possible interspersed with periods of gruel and hunger.



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 No.348[Reply]

>shrugs
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 No.481

>>476
Americ
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 No.486

>>481
Prosta
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 No.487

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 No.488

braaaaaaiaiins

 No.1290

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>>376
I want to see this thesis elaborated upon. We've slowed light down to a crawl on earth before. How to extend this effect? Quick, call your local physicists for a consult.



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 No.509[Reply]

How to perform right actions when you can't see past your reality grid?
SHould this farmer have been shot for shoving a beer bottle up his ass?
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 No.511

Morality is more of a risk management system. There is no reason to hold onto some scripture to decide evil for you.
You can be like the wild animals, amoral.
Amorality is my preferred way of dealing with situations. It is the realpolitik of ethics. You don't bite the hand that feeds you and you don't lick the boot that kicks you.

 No.512

historians are the ultimate judge of morality.
they connect cause and effect so freely without considering the complexities of the existenial dynamic.
like all authority.
it is their job to spin a believable story to maintain their standing amonst the "learned" community.
you cannot understand your life and live it at the same time
unless you dig on reflecting on all the should haves or could haves or the only ifs or what ifs.
decide and develop your values
even though they will invariably lead to your death.
but thats okay
we are all creatures of habits
habits that end up killing us in the end.

 No.521

What is right if not the symbol of a constructed world? Do you want to live in a constructed world erisanon? Do you like geometry that much?

 No.537

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>>521
>Do you like geometry that much?
Yes I do

 No.1289

My only rule that continues to hold is "Don't fuck with free will"



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 No.60[Reply]

In the 17th century, Robert Fludd, a member of the secret society of Rosicrucians, philosopher, magician and alchemist, was very popular in Europe.
As any decent thinker, he had his own theory of the world's origin. And to illustrate it, he drew six drawings reflecting the process of space development from the primordial chaos to the appearance of living matter.
So, on the first of them - "The Great Darkness" - was depicted a black rectangle, on all sides bounded by white fields, on which Fludd wrote in Latin: "And so to infinity. This drawing was copied by Malevich in his "Black Square".
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 No.103

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>>99
нахуй

 No.1284

>>85
I just lost The Game.

 No.1287

>>1284
I don't believe you.

 No.1288

>>1287
Have you seen me play? I really suck at it.



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