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 No.2157[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Hey Erischan bros,
Don't know how acquainted you are with ye ole Infinity Cup, but we're going to revamp it this year and we'd like to have you guys in as well.
To join us, come to https://anon.cafe/icup/ and discuss your own team and representatives there. Can't wait to have fun with you guys!
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 No.2445

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>>2442
Good thing I have something that needs to be sucked!

 No.2453

>>2441
SKF is a faggot who only rigs for his own pleasure and no one elses. I'm glad to see you guys but you fucked up a little in stroking this cucksuckers ego.

 No.2457

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>>2453
I request you supply evidence that substantiates your intriguing claim:
>what makes SKF an alleged egotistical faggot?
>in that case, how will this negatively impact anyone except for you?
There should be ample posts in the webring to found your concern upon.
Viewing his post on /ita/, the worst I can say about him is that he put in time and effort to host a traditional community event and considers it a waste of his time if no-one gives a shit. That hardly qualifies as egotistical.

 No.2486

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>>2444
Well, it looks like this post was just a pathetic coping mechanism.

I made three small but big changes to our team strategy and ran the same tests. As a result, using the same calculations, we now have a much nicer chance of:

51% (over 1/2)

 No.2487

>>2486
With numbers so high we are certain to win!



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 No.2053[Reply]

Only one of these is real
Which one do you choose?
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 No.2064

>>2061
> Pick Your Poison
> Only one of these is real
Connect the dots, initiate.

 No.2067

I think the one in the background, top left, is the real woman. She looks more realistic than the other ones.

 No.2111

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>>2067
But anon, real doesn't mean better!
Which do you choose?

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>>2053
I avoid the question by redefining the subjective concept of 'real', isn't it obvious?

 No.2485

It don't matter. None of this matters.



/eris/

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 No.529[Reply]

 No.530

ahahha what is this bullshit?
this dude thinks the discordian society has anything to do with that wiccan stuff just because some websites said so?
>Discordians believe that Chaos is as important as Order
They can't even get this part right. It's DISORDER that's as important as Order. Both make the whole Chao.
Everything is up to interpretation, but this is just looking too deep into the cookie pot.
Discordianism isn't Christianity because Discordians believe Eris is Goddess. It's that easy.



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 No.2129[Reply]

Lets make new threads frontpage is ruined.
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 No.2151

Or, you know, bump good threads with content. or whatever…

 No.2154

>>2151
This is a good thread. There's horses reaching the high ranks of asian politics.

 No.2155

>>2154
It's 2020. There are horses in the high ranks of every national hierarchy!

 No.2482

>>2129
No, let's bump old ones!



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 No.2439[Reply]

How come nobody every told me how to use one of these? I just found out, and it's unbelievable I've been using them wrong the whole time.
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 No.2473

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>>2472
Wait, so you do it like this? Like the dogs do?

 No.2476

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>>2473
no no mrs cabbage i believe he meant it to be like this

 No.2477

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>>2476
This is stupid

 No.2480

>>2477
You're stupid! He can't just float into the air like that.

 No.2481

>>2480
Oh whoops, my phone is upside down. Sorry about that.



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 No.2478[Reply]

When is everyone going to realize that we are in a spiritual war for our very souls?

please read and watch all of this. Extremely important:
https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/9776409.html#9778683
https://qmap.pub/read/4535
https://invidio.us/watch?v=-fhGV1LxeKQ
https://invidio.us/watch?v=IdRcL6u2fZs

Floyd knew the man that killed him, and that corrupt possibly fake illuminati deep state satanic globalist cop dude killed the innocent floyd because corona meme is getting old, and the bad guys want to start a race war so that they can make a civil war and then have china attack when we're not paying attention.

right now we're in:
cold civil war
global cold war
psychological cold war
spiritual cold war
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 No.2446[Reply]

La ilaha illallah

save yourself from the wrath of Allah.

bear witness that there is nothing worthy of worship in truth but Allah; and reject all false deities
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 No.2463

>>2462
God is a girl.
There is only one Goddess and She is Goddess.
She has children of many, spirits of war, deceit, struggle and slaughter.
We hail them all.
Your one god is irrelevant to our cause, while our Goddess is fertile, your empty clique bears nothing.

 No.2464

>>2462
Hi! In English, we use pronouns such as 'She' and 'Her' when referring to feminine things like Goddess, instead of 'he' or 'him'. Please do this in the future as it makes you sound more intelligent and convincing.
Thanks :)

 No.2467

>>2463
Do you believe it, can you receive it?

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 No.2475

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>>2474
I knew it wasn't going to be Andrew W.K. but I am very not disappointed. I am… appointed??
Fuck it, this is replacing white noise as our general goal horn until further notice.



/eris/

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 No.516[Reply]

Is there something wrong with me or is this really boring? I thought it would enlightening or at least entertaining but instead got eight hundred pages of trying too hard.
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 No.519

Greg Hill was a smart dude, just a little on the introverted side, his genius got abused by his friends, who inserted their own mindtumors into his project. That is how the principia came to be.

 No.522

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I listened the audio-books and found it great! Maybe try that…?

Not that you have to like it

 No.526

>>522
Where can I listen to the audiobooks?

 No.527

>>526
If you have a portable audio player, almost anywhere!

 No.528




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 No.1661[Reply]

wat do?
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 No.2302

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>>2269
Magical Sage in all fields

 No.2310

>>2269
>im mmade of ssage
what did he mean by this?

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sage guy and sage gal don't agree on everything, but they both agree that this has become a comfy thread

 No.2461

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Sage grows in all fields

 No.2471

I'll block its path. >:(



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 No.2465[Reply]

I've heawd a wot of peopwe saying thiws wiww pwobabwy happen :oo. Antifa awnd bwm awe pwanning own going tuwu the white subuwbs own juwy 4th awnd stawt attacking awnd kiwwing white peopwe >:((. I wead thiws iws why they have bewn setting off fiwewowks fow weeks now, tuwu condition white peopwe tuwu get used tuwu the sounds of gunfiwe!!! Awso thewe iws a nationwide powice stwike own juwy 4th, which iws pwobabwy nowt a coincidence. owo

anyone heawd thiws awso? antifa bwm pwanning own zewg wushing the white subuwbs awnd mass kiwwing white peopwe???


disregard this i suck cocks

 No.2466

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sounds pretty based ngl

 No.2468

Not all white people are fascist you racist puddle of vomit.

We are totally coming for you tho so you better flee the country. They'd totally give you asylum in Poland.

 No.2469

>>2465
>Anyone heard this also?
YES!
I heard it when you posted this identical thread across a bunch of different imageboards. zomg!

 No.2470

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>>2469
He posted it on /leftypol/ and /fascist/
What an absolute madbot!
https://bunkerchan.xyz/leftypol/res/653528.html#654111



/eris/

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 No.508[Reply]

The Discordian Society is dead - long live the Discordian Society!

Within the Principia it is clearly stated upon one of its earlier pages that the POEE is merely a manifestation of the Discordian Society, of which it was a sect.
It means that POEE was the most powerful sect when Discordianism came to be, and changed the Discordian Society (including its hierarchy) to suit its whims, like how a party in a democracy changes laws.
I don't think I have to tell you, but POEE is long dead. Its members wrote the Principia and have since went and died.
The problem is the Principia, it is outdated. While there is much to learn and copy from the deeds of POEE, it is clear that the current form of the Eristocracy is inefficient. Most all departments except for C are defunct in House V, the matrix has to be reshaped.

I propose we take over many of POEE's inventions and laws, such as the Calendar, the ODDNS, and the five fingered hand of Eris. We must move on to greener pastures and leave the principia as a founding document.
We have to build a new manifestation of the Discordian Society, one not ruled by a single sect, but of incoherent erisian disagreements of various sects. We must truly embrace Eristocracy.
This new Eristocratic State will scour the ashes of old and bring upon a new Erisian Century.
A Codex has to be written, based upon Horkos' Wisdom, an Oath to Eris. In this Codex we shall rewrite the Discordian Society piece by piece, erasing the reins which POEE used to rule.

This is the will of Eris!
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 No.520

>>518
>I'm not a member of POEE
How can you tell?

 No.521

>>520
We can't. It's a phenomenon known as POEE's Law.

 No.523

>>518
>Erischan is effectively a Discordian society.
Yo what the fuck?
We lurk in a society.
I didn't know I was suddenly a resident of this website! How do I cancel my citizenship? Quick, before I get drafted!

 No.524

>>523
>How do I cancel my citizenship?
Don't worry, you just have to delete your Erischan.org account.
The draft happened last Syaday but the admin slept in. It's not all that bad though, our military only fight each other so no-one does anything too dangerous.

 No.525

>>523
lurking was forbidden by law just 12 minutes ago.
only posting is allowed.



/gov/

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 No.522[Reply]

if they can do it, why can't we?
How do we get more discordians? no matter what breed.
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 No.529

>>526
>and our infant mortality rate is the among the lowest in the world
How's the crime rate?

 No.530

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>>529
It's 2. Every crime is worth two crimes.

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I looked up the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_anarchist_communities
and guess what the longest lasting anarchist community was?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisian_freedom

HAIL FRIS

 No.532

>>531
as both a frisian and an erisian i am confuse



/abs/

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 No.37[Reply]

Reality is obsolete!
Present me your most pristine lies!
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 No.112

>>80
so hot

 No.113

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GF of Thesius
>small scars remain from heart transplant
>"Nightclubs? Haha, I'm not that girl anymore!"
>qualified prosthetist
>"I've been thinking about getting implants, would you still be my boyfriend if I got chest implants?"
>registered blood donor
>no longer feels like the girl you once loved but better
>"You've never slept with another girl since we started dating, right Anon?"

 No.114

>>113
I swear I spelt Theseus properly when posting.

 No.115

>>113
Now that's some good shit. Thank you, pope. For your contribution I bless you with a nice day tomorrow.

 No.116

>>115
It was a very nice day, thank you for the blessing, Pope.



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 No.38[Reply]

anime is porn. (fanservice, pantyshots, swimsuit episodes etc)
anime is advertisement. (to advertise manga, visual novel, video game)
anime is a cheap way to occupy night slot for TV station.
anime is porn to sell sexual merchandise. (dakimakuras, figures, artbooks, phone straps, stickers,
anime is feminist. (boys treated like trash by female characters, voice actress earning more than producers)
anime is anti-family. (shut-in in your room, only consume)
anime somehow shares Jewish values. (see above)
anime is a way to shill things. (communist girls, cute brown girls, girls in the train)

Change "anime" with (((Japanese culture))) and it will still apply.

Swallow this pill until it's not too late.
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Spongebob is porn ("Sandy" remembers "panty" and Squidward Tentacles' nose is suggestive).
Spongebob is advertisement (to sell Spongebob toys, DVDs and games).
Spongebob is a cheap way to ocuppy our children minds.
Spongebob is porn to sell sexual merchandise (we can put Spongebob toys at our anus).
Spongebob is feminist (we have women participating the show).
Spongebob is anti-family (because children won't stay with their families in order to watch Spongebob).
Spongebob somehow shares Jewish values (see above).
Spongebob is a way to shill things (talking sea animals, top secret hamburguer recipes).

Change "Spongebob" with (((Woody Woodpecker))) and it will still apply.

 No.73

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>>38
PRRRRRRRT he pooped himself

 No.79

OP is porn. (dreamy eyed loli with heart emjoi in OP)
OP is advertisement. (Definition "to give notice to others, to inform, to warn")
OP is a cheap way to occupy night slot for erischan.
OP is porn to sell sexual merchandise. (I feel an urge to buy a Lewis Carrol novel after having seen the kawaii blond 3.14 qt in OP)
OP is feminist. (literally no strong male role models depicted in OP)
OP is anti-family. (my family would disown me if I shared OP with them)
OP somehow shares Jewish values. (to quote OP "THE JEW'S OLDEST TRICK")
OP is a way to shill things. (opposable thumbs, illuminati, triangles, hair ribbons, bold fonts, that blond loli again)

Change "OP" with (((imageboard culture))) and it will still apply.

Take this suppository before it's too late.

 No.94

[PURRS]

 No.164

>>38
cats are porn. (persistent nudity, licking their privates, slang words like pussy etc)
cats are advertisement. (to advertise on video sites, pet food, animal-theme toys)
cats are a cheap way to occupy night times for loners.
cats are porn to sell sexual merchandise. (barbed dildos, catgirl figures, artbooks, phone straps, stickers,
cats are feminist. (a female may mate with more than one male while in heat, females attack males if they attempt to mate while cleaning)
cats are anti-family. (replaces a baby, only consume)
cats somehow shares Jewish values. (see above)
cats are a way to shill things. (furry agenda, cute cat merchandise, cat girls)

Change "cats" with (((dogs))) and it will still apply.

Swallow this pill studies link it with autism.



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 No.1008[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

webm fred
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 No.2401

>>2400
No, it's not alright (except for the parts which are, of course).

 No.2403

>>2401
Yea I changed my mind. The place is fucked. (except the tiny beacons of hope )

 No.2404

>>2403
No, you were right before. America's mostly fine (excluding much of the North, Central, South, and various pockets of Antarctic territory)

 No.2405

>>2404
Oh, and the moon. Russia claimed orbital space and then USA claimed the moon. You wouldn't know it anymore due to various treaties.
Discordians, Erisians and Eridians have jointly claimed 136199 Eris, its moon/s and orbital region but we lost the certificate (under the sofa, but we still don't know whose sofa) so we all respectively just claim full ownership.

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