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I've heawd a wot of peopwe saying thiws wiww pwobabwy happen :oo. Antifa awnd bwm awe pwanning own going tuwu the white subuwbs own juwy 4th awnd stawt attacking awnd kiwwing white peopwe >:((. I wead thiws iws why they have bewn setting off fiwewowks fow weeks now, tuwu condition white peopwe tuwu get used tuwu the sounds of gunfiwe!!! Awso thewe iws a nationwide powice stwike own juwy 4th, which iws pwobabwy nowt a coincidence. owo

anyone heawd thiws awso? antifa bwm pwanning own zewg wushing the white subuwbs awnd mass kiwwing white peopwe???

disregard this i suck cocks
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>Anyone heard this also?
I heard it when you posted this identical thread across a bunch of different imageboards. zomg!


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He posted it on /leftypol/ and /fascist/
What an absolute madbot!


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WTF I built a killbox and nobody showed


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You think that's bad? I spend my whole night going around the white suburbs with an assault rifle and nobody showed.


Same here. Now my front hall smells of punji sticks.

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Hey Erischan bros,
Don't know how acquainted you are with ye ole Infinity Cup, but we're going to revamp it this year and we'd like to have you guys in as well.
To join us, come to https://anon.cafe/icup/ and discuss your own team and representatives there. Can't wait to have fun with you guys!
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What this means for us:
1) Tentative schedule for the cup is set.
2) I have already sent our strategy sheet and player cards over, although I will need to resend it as I've made some big changes recently.
3) You can help by making or suggesting designs of field advertisements.
4) We might have to change the Roster page to make it actually helpful to commentators and not just a fun shitpost. Suggestions for icons are also welcome.


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Oh, and a victory anthem because now it looks like we might win games. Anyone have something better than 'Cardiacs - Tarred and Feathered'?
Other anthems can be chosen for individual players scoring and a special one if we qualify for the knockout stage.


The search for an anthem re-inspired a long overdue exploration of Dischordian music. Bandcamp has quite a bit (and possibly a bunch from people actually named Eris. Incidentally, I just discovered the soccer players Eris Abedini and Eris Muhandes exist)
There's some good stuff there too.

This could work as a knockout-qualifier anthem, it's a bit too chill to be HYPE! material. Glitch hop is certainly an appropriate yet accessible genre.
By the way, check 'em.


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Hi there Mr. Otterton! My name is Officer Hopps and I'm here to help get you home.

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When is everyone going to realize that we are in a spiritual war for our very souls?

please read and watch all of this. Extremely important:

Floyd knew the man that killed him, and that corrupt possibly fake illuminati deep state satanic globalist cop dude killed the innocent floyd because corona meme is getting old, and the bad guys want to start a race war so that they can make a civil war and then have china attack when we're not paying attention.

right now we're in:
cold civil war
global cold war
psychological cold war
spiritual cold war
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>post important message in more than one place so others can see it
douche canoe


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>important message



Proof that everyone should read it


I lost half of my braincells trying to decipher wtf was the text saying. To save other people from the infinite suffering I endured I've collected the main points of the text here:

>schizophrenia+reading shitty conspiracies.


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La ilaha illallah

save yourself from the wrath of Allah.

bear witness that there is nothing worthy of worship in truth but Allah; and reject all false deities
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Do you believe it, can you receive it?


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I knew it wasn't going to be Andrew W.K. but I am very not disappointed. I am… appointed??
Fuck it, this is replacing white noise as our general goal horn until further notice.


You do worship idols besides Allah and you invent falsehood. The thing that you worship besides Allah have no power to give you sustenance. Then you should seek sustenance from
Allah, serve Him and be grateful to Him. To Him will be your return.


>You do worship idols besides Allah and you invent falsehood.
No, Eris came before Allah. We have established that.
You worship idols besides Eris and you spread falsehood.
>The thing that you worship besides Allah have no power to give you sustenance.
This is not true at all. Eris has supplied me with nutritious bunless hotdogs with extra sauerkraut. Name a time Allah personally appeared before you and supplied you sustenance!
>serve Him and be grateful to Him.
I am not homosexual, sorry.
>To Him will be your return.
I am still not homosexual, sorry.

If you are not willing to accept Eris's divinity and continue to blindly follow worthless idols like Allah with no evidence of their existence, then you will be forever doomed to a life of constant breathing.

ο θεός είναι κορίτσι

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Only one of these is real
Which one do you choose?
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> Pick Your Poison
> Only one of these is real
Connect the dots, initiate.


I think the one in the background, top left, is the real woman. She looks more realistic than the other ones.


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But anon, real doesn't mean better!
Which do you choose?


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I avoid the question by redefining the subjective concept of 'real', isn't it obvious?


It don't matter. None of this matters.

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Lets make new threads frontpage is ruined.
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Or, you know, bump good threads with content. or whatever…


This is a good thread. There's horses reaching the high ranks of asian politics.


It's 2020. There are horses in the high ranks of every national hierarchy!


No, let's bump old ones!

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How come nobody every told me how to use one of these? I just found out, and it's unbelievable I've been using them wrong the whole time.
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Wait, so you do it like this? Like the dogs do?


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no no mrs cabbage i believe he meant it to be like this


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This is stupid


You're stupid! He can't just float into the air like that.


Oh whoops, my phone is upside down. Sorry about that.

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wat do?
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Magical Sage in all fields


>im mmade of ssage
what did he mean by this?


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sage guy and sage gal don't agree on everything, but they both agree that this has become a comfy thread


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Sage grows in all fields


I'll block its path. >:(

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webm fred
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No, it's not alright (except for the parts which are, of course).


Yea I changed my mind. The place is fucked. (except the tiny beacons of hope )


No, you were right before. America's mostly fine (excluding much of the North, Central, South, and various pockets of Antarctic territory)


Oh, and the moon. Russia claimed orbital space and then USA claimed the moon. You wouldn't know it anymore due to various treaties.
Discordians, Erisians and Eridians have jointly claimed 136199 Eris, its moon/s and orbital region but we lost the certificate (under the sofa, but we still don't know whose sofa) so we all respectively just claim full ownership.


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Connection not secure.


Those low wooden railings look dangerous because they could give a bridge goer a false sense of security. That bridge should have higher railings.


I don't know what you are complaining about, at all.
just put the s after http and it's secure.
get one of those plugins that prefers https, cuz we've got both.


Why did you remove the automatic redirection to https?


I was testing some basic socket stuff, which usually don't come with SSL.
I don't see how it's an issue.

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