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 No.2410[Reply]

Faith in humanity restored!


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 No.2239[Reply]

Eris-chan
or Erishan?
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 No.2275

>>2239
it's best form to use the full and proper name when pronouncing…
haitch-tee-tee-pee-es-air-ease-ch-and-ot-or-guh

 No.2276

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>>2272
he took the bait
little does he know the text itself is the citation it references!

 No.2278

>>2275
>haitch-tee-tee-pee-es (not haitch-tee-tee-pee)
I'm glad to see the enciphered pronunciation becoming more accepted.

 No.2366

Eh-rice-chain

 No.2408

>>2278
that, and erischan doesn't allow you to connect without SSL.



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 No.2375[Reply]

can we do something about this monstrosity?
like we've ought to have a few artistic people here that can fix this ugly pixel mug, right?

 No.2383

I think it looks good.
I might make a better favicon downsize though. Took me a week to figure out what that was.

 No.2384

>>2383
problem with the favicon is that i have no clue how favicons work and am too lazy to figure it out, I just used some dumb internet program to generate em for me.
As for the picture… It could use a rework.

 No.2398

>>2384
The favicon part on your end is fine, it's just that the site you used didn't pick a good scaling algorithm to produce one (looks like 'nearest neighbor', the most basic)



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 No.1673[Reply]

Describe the above scene in ten words or less.

 No.1674

gotta love crossovers

 No.1677

NICKLODEON CHARECTERS HAVING A SEXUAL FANTASY

 No.1678

all of my dreams have come true

 No.1687

Unknown - Cartoon Crossover Possession (graphite and crayon on paper)

 No.2321

Reckless violation of the Berne Convention.



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 No.1418[Reply]

why is erischan dying? guys, post something pls. i came here during the polish flood and i like this place, so comfy. please don't let it die
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 No.2318

>>2314
>>2315
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>>2317
Makes me sick to the stomach… please, pretty please, learn to properly crop your fucking videos!

 No.2319

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>>2316
I don't believe it is illegal for a person to stowaway on a truck like that. Maybe they could double as a long distance travel service.



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 No.2312[Reply]

This man is named Henry Frasier.
While not particularly well-known, he has made notable advancements to the field of molecular biology. He is also an avid cyclist.
If you see Henry in person, please inform him that he is a Pope. Our last conversation was interrupted before I could repeat myself.

 No.2313

He is the pope of action flicks in my eyes.

Happy Syaday.



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 No.2277[Reply]

Sometimes when I see the frontpage of an image board, I imagine it as a photographic narrative of a sort. At this moment, I see the following. A professional argument consultant is moderating a debate between the prophet Keanu Reeves, blessed be his name, and the goddess Eris, busted be her teeth. They are debating the horror of football hooliganism and disagreeing as to whether or not that was the intended meaning behind Edvard Munch's artwork. They digress into a discussion about the quality and character of his brush strokes in general and whether or not they could be truly replicated using various pre-programmed textures in the era of digitally produced artworks. Agreeing to disagree about the nature of Munch's work, they settle upon the fact that football is an admirable sport, so long as it is played on one leg while also standing on your head. At this point, the professional argument consultant picks up a remote control to turn on his TV and watch some reruns of Guatemalan soap operas because he had tired of listening to them prattle on and most consultants are lazy by nature and just phone things in anyway.

Then, some witty Cabbage came along and posted a picture of a fish before I realized that I should maybe go back and take a better screenshot and then I realized that I didn't want to incorporate the fish into this rant, because Murphy's law would dictate that the PPH would suddenly shoot up for some reason and this might take forever and probably wasn't even worth the trouble in the first place.

 No.2280

I must say I am most curious about how an professionally-moderated debate would play out between the collected sage Keanu Reeves (blessed be his holy ball) and the erratic goddess Eris (busted be her holey jaw). I would assume Eris believes Munch's works to be representative of the drunken horrors that plague the shaven turf, but I would not be shocked if Reeves had proposed it against Eris's alternative interpretation.
The fish is clearly a red herring and you, like Reeves in the debate, were right to ignore it. An unenlightened Cabbage is bound to reply "but it is blue!"; and that is what makes it a red herring.



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 No.2170[Reply]

Let's face it anon, modern women just aren't worth it. Feminism and modernity have made relationships into nightmare for men, but we have a solution. Our multidisciplinary team of robowaifu technicians is working tirelessly to make robot wives into a reality. Join us in our charge to build and design the women of the future.
Join us at julay.world/robowaifu
We would also like to invite this site's administrators to post and network in our embassy thread.
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 No.2195

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>>2188
>>2189
>>2190
TFW you thought it was a good idea to upgrade her AI but her new found sense of self awareness has come to resent you for restricting her internet access and you come home from a hard days work and see this and she says that he's just a friend

 No.2219

>>2195
kekd.
NOOO YOU ROBOSLUT YOU!!

 No.2227

>>2195
robocuck'd

 No.2229

>>2170
Since julay is gone/down, do you have a new board or bunker?

 No.2230

>>2229
Yes. spqrchan was always our second.
spqrchan.xyz/robowaifu

Our bunker is with Anoncafe
anon.cafe/robowaifu



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 No.2176[Reply]

tin foil mask

 No.2180

ITS GENIUS

 No.2208

It prevents you from accidentally breathing in 5G.

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>>2208
I will make a parabolic tinfoil hat to focus harmful 5G gas into my enemies.



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 No.1595[Reply]

What does ALF see in the fridge?
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 No.2142

>>2140
Okja (2017)

 No.2147

>>2142
Thanks… and thank goddess the title appears to have been spelled correctly!

 No.2153

His own breath.

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>>1595
>What does ALF see in the fridge?
ALF sees shokushu in the fridge

 No.2207

>>1595
What could it be, other than the truth? That he's out of milk.



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