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Hey Erischan bros,
Don't know how acquainted you are with ye ole Infinity Cup, but we're going to revamp it this year and we'd like to have you guys in as well.
To join us, come to https://anon.cafe/icup/ and discuss your own team and representatives there. Can't wait to have fun with you guys!
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Pick Your Poison

Only one of these is real
Which one do you choose?
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Lets make new threads frontpage is ruined.
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How come nobody every told me how to use one of these? I just found out, and it's unbelievable I've been using them wrong the whole time.
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When is everyone going to realize that we are in a spiritual war for our very souls?

please read and watch all of this. Extremely important:
https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/9776409.html#9778683
https://qmap.pub/read/4535
https://invidio.us/watch?v=-fhGV1LxeKQ
https://invidio.us/watch?v=IdRcL6u2fZs

Floyd knew the man that killed him, and that corrupt possibly fake illuminati deep state satanic globalist cop dude killed the innocent floyd because corona meme is getting old, and the bad guys want to start a race war so that they can make a civil war and then have china attack when we're not paying attention.

right now we're in:
cold civil war
global cold war
psychological cold war
spiritual cold war

with who?

evil itself

black lives matter are the same exact people as antifa, and they're all funded by george soros, the clintons, the obamas, the united nations, the bidens, and every other illuminati bad guy. all satanic globalist communists.

they want division,

they fear our unity, regardless of background or color or whatever.
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Bismi Allah Al-Rahman Al-Raheem

La ilaha illallah

save yourself from the wrath of Allah.

bear witness that there is nothing worthy of worship in truth but Allah; and reject all false deities
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blocks your path

wat do?
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Antifa bwm pwanning own mass muwdewing white peopwe own juwy 4th uwu

I've heawd a wot of peopwe saying thiws wiww pwobabwy happen :oo. Antifa awnd bwm awe pwanning own going tuwu the white subuwbs own juwy 4th awnd stawt attacking awnd kiwwing white peopwe >:((. I wead thiws iws why they have bewn setting off fiwewowks fow weeks now, tuwu condition white peopwe tuwu get used tuwu the sounds of gunfiwe!!! Awso thewe iws a nationwide powice stwike own juwy 4th, which iws pwobabwy nowt a coincidence. owo

anyone heawd thiws awso? antifa bwm pwanning own zewg wushing the white subuwbs awnd mass kiwwing white peopwe???


disregard this i suck cocks
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webm fred
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Connection not secure.
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Faith in humanity restored!
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How to pronounce erischan

Eris-chan
or Erishan?
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can we do something about this monstrosity?
like we've ought to have a few artistic people here that can fix this ugly pixel mug, right?
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Describe the above scene in ten words or less.
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why is erischan dying? guys, post something pls. i came here during the polish flood and i like this place, so comfy. please don't let it die
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This man is named Henry Frasier.
While not particularly well-known, he has made notable advancements to the field of molecular biology. He is also an avid cyclist.
If you see Henry in person, please inform him that he is a Pope. Our last conversation was interrupted before I could repeat myself.
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The Big Picture

Sometimes when I see the frontpage of an image board, I imagine it as a photographic narrative of a sort. At this moment, I see the following. A professional argument consultant is moderating a debate between the prophet Keanu Reeves, blessed be his name, and the goddess Eris, busted be her teeth. They are debating the horror of football hooliganism and disagreeing as to whether or not that was the intended meaning behind Edvard Munch's artwork. They digress into a discussion about the quality and character of his brush strokes in general and whether or not they could be truly replicated using various pre-programmed textures in the era of digitally produced artworks. Agreeing to disagree about the nature of Munch's work, they settle upon the fact that football is an admirable sport, so long as it is played on one leg while also standing on your head. At this point, the professional argument consultant picks up a remote control to turn on his TV and watch some reruns of Guatemalan soap operas because he had tired of listening to them prattle on and most consultants are lazy by nature and just phone things in anyway.

Then, some witty Cabbage came along and posted a picture of a fish before I realized that I should maybe go back and take a better screenshot and then I realized that I didn't want to incorporate the fish into this rant, because Murphy's law would dictate that the PPH would suddenly shoot up for some reason and this might take forever and probably wasn't even worth the trouble in the first place.
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Join the /robowaifu/ Revolution

Let's face it anon, modern women just aren't worth it. Feminism and modernity have made relationships into nightmare for men, but we have a solution. Our multidisciplinary team of robowaifu technicians is working tirelessly to make robot wives into a reality. Join us in our charge to build and design the women of the future.
Join us at julay.world/robowaifu
We would also like to invite this site's administrators to post and network in our embassy thread.
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tin foil mask
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What does ALF see in the fridge?
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Where's the link, let's go fuck them up.
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banner thread

I got banners working, and imported some banners I found in the erischan.pl WARC.
Post banners here
note they have to be 300x100px
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Has anyone else been shadow banned from gab.com or voat.co?

Has anyone else been shadow banned from gab.com or downvoated into oblivion (essentially banned) on voat.co?
I can't even log in anymore. This page is all I get. I tried everything to get back into my account, but I can't even get to the main ordinary gab.com page to even try to log in.
I only get this screen. I do not get any indication I have been banned, I am only simply locked out now without any reason to why or how.

Someone is going to be a bitch and call this a blogpost so here have your blogpost warning okay bitch? Warning: Blogpost warning.

Imporant things to note:
I tried voat.co because it's supposed to be a reddit altrernative, but it has the same communist social credit system as reddit. If you tell the truth, bad people downvote you and this takes your communist social credit points away, thus essentially censoring you by having your points in the negatives, which only allows you to post once per day, last time I ever used the site before I just left it behind forever.
Eventually I started using gab.com
These are some things about me, and things I would talk about on both gab and voat:
Telling the truth, even if it's politically correct. I never went into """"""racist"""""" territory, but I was very politically incorrect. However, I never went as far as other people who use those sites, who seem to share very extreme things that I never even got close to saying or doing, which makes me question why I'm being shut down or locked out or shadow banned considering I never went as far as I saw other people going. One thing I always did was TELL THE TRUTH, NO MATTER WHAT.
I don't even know if you can see my profile anymore, it might have been disappeared away, but my user name on gab.com was @BroDoYouEvenDrift
I am fairly conservative, I love GOD, I like Q, Trump, and talking about conspiracy theories, and there is very much discussion about those things on gab.com and voat.co
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I officially retire from being a pope.
I'm tired of it all. Trolls trolling trolls. Cabbages versus lunatics, and other paranoid delusions, continuous shittalking, practically zero OC, I don't even enjoy the absurd humor anymore. From today I am living my life like a normal person. I no longer even care about goddess porn.
Farewell.
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get
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Deportment Radio Stream

There will be a music stream being held at a currently undisclosed location Saturday from about 12PM to 10PM GMT-7 on a webring member's board. The topic during the stream will be on Julay's recent announcement and how to move forward, advice for people starting their own branch on the webring, etc. I will disclose the board it will be held on tomorrow around 6-7PM GMT-7 so as to prevent any preemptive attacks against said webring member. Erischan is officially invited to come listen in to some weeb tunes and dadrock during that time!
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This post was made by PASTORIAL GANG

Herd your local reindeets.
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>> Hi conspiracy folks! Someone tell me, what is Bill Gates attempting to achieve? What is his endgame?

> Digital identity through ID2020. If you don't get the covid immunization then you don't get anything else in society, the mark of the beast. Everything about you will be monitored, surveillance state
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gamer

gamer
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where did all the oldfags go?

it must've been the whole alt-right bullshit and "political influence" that imageboards have had, including the whole "q" bullshit that invited boomers and zoomers to this side of the internet.
I can't catch a fucking break.
Most of these people have no fucking clue what they're looking at.
where did everyone go?
where did the oldfags flee to?
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name a single thing that can't be solved with big tiddy goth gf's
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>Rapes 13 year old
>Gets 17 years. Unlucky, there are fathers raping their own kids in Ireland that get 10 years.
>I would radar O'Dea spray shit in my face than waste my cum on Ms'Callagahn. HAHAH. TRUTH THE BEST.


The court heard that following the first incident of rape, Ms O’Callaghan sat on a basin of ice in her bedroom to help stop the bleeding and swelling.

O’Dea met with her a few days later and pulled her away from her friends. He complained that she had gotten blood on his jacket and said he had to get it dry-cleaned.

Ms O’Callaghan later recalled that he told her she had bled because she was a virgin and he promised it would not hurt as much the next time. He told her “virginity was a wall” and that the bleeding had been “breaking down the wall”.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/criminal-court/limerick-man-who-raped-girl-13-jailed-for-17-years-1.3702923
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i just found out this place exists and that your admin follows me on twitter

how are you guys doing?
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khe
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Yo admin!

What the fuck?

Need help or something?
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know the wodnik
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Hey MOD how did you get Boardslist show up on your Vichan installation, after every install Boardslis doesn't appear.
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woof woof i'm a stupid fukken dog bark
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*coof coof*

braaaaaaap
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ж
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have a happy new year everyone :3 i love you all :3 i'm fucken drunk but even sober i love you :3 i don't know why i'm not even a discordian i just like this place. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i don't know whyt i did that poretty long chain of big "a"s hahahahahahah i'm so fucken drunk rn hahahah i love you eris bleess you all i can't even express the love3i fell towards you so i'm starting a language calleds "chuj". "chuj" in chuj language means "love to extrewme extrremes" and it's the only world what conlang of mine has, kist for the sake of givin you the measure of how much i love u damn i'm drunk xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
love ya, chu7j chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chujm and that obviously means that enen "leve to e3xtrewme extrwmes" is not enoiugh to express whgat i feel towards you all. chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj

also i'm the transdlator, but i cant recall the password i had for that tripcode, youi know what i mean. alsdo fun fact, the translator, me, is also the anon who made the 1000 get and because of whop the "testorange" styl;e is here i love you chujchuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj i love you i'm hete3ro 100% but i'd fuck any of you i don't mind who yoiu are i mean what you are and what you identify as or whatever that m,ean's im a pole i don't know english qweelll or shit damnb i'm reallly fucken drunk
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щ
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dove
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/b/ IS SHIT
ITS ALWAYS BEEN SHIT
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someone come up with a cool slogan
i'm bad at design and marketing and desperately need user input in order to stay relevant

puhlease
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ITT: most inspiring speeches in history.
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I deeply regret to inform you

8kun has become a rulecucked hell hole that is just as bad a 4chan or mewch or facebook
I am so sorry. This is very wrong.
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Security certificate expired

Why Anon Cafe? I want to go back to /otter/.
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STD Registry

https://stdcarriers.com now outing people with STDs on mobile.
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weird e-mails

Why do I receive these weird e-mails with nothing but a pdf-file in them:

Title: Information File CSLTS.L
Sent by: E78 UEWASWH<w1irvaiula@q.com>
Reply to: rb@ql.information
Attachment: EWT.A.P.S.R.pdf

Title: Information File MIL V E T
Sent by: W1I RVAIULA<w1irvaiula@q.com>
Reply to: rb@ql.information
Attachment: REOIS C E W.pdf

Are these just spam? I couldn't find anything about this stuff online.
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Are You Flexible?

It has been said, the green reed which bends in the wind does not cuck like the mighty oak which breaks like a faggot in a storm…
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The image board holocaust
Moonchan dead/locked down/hacked/something else bad
Very recently dead and 404'd or just plain vanished chan websites (they're going after ALL of them)
>moonchan
>endchan
>freech
Directly after this thread was posted and the OP arsebliterated a shill and exposed their agenda, the shills went total fucking "SHUT IT DOWN" mode and spammed the thread, and then the entire board, and then the entire website to death. The BO disabled tor and re-enabled a really insane captcha and claimed they were leaving it on permanently to stop the spammer, even though others claimed that the spammer continued without even needing tor, but some time after that and without any clear warning, the website became bugged or locked and captchas will not load, and attempting any kind of post returns strange errors that don't make any sense. The catalog is also frozen. One of the last posts on the board was ironically a compressed short clip of the scene where the musicians play a sad song as the titanic sinks.
https://moonchan.org/b/res/18685.html#19781

In this thread, if you follow it from the beginning to the end, you can actually see the point where all shills collectively shit their pants and scramble to shut down and censor the truth before anyone can notice it.
https://archive.is/SFrAp#19519


GOD BLESS AMERICA
GOD BLESS TRUMP
GOD BLESS Q
GOD BLESS FREEDOM OF SPEECH
GOD BLESS GUNS
GOD BLESS ALL THOSE WHO ARE TRUTH
GOD bless jim and ron, and bo of moonchan.
GOD SAVE ALL GOOD SOULS
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https://onee.ch
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this site is owned by the greyfaces come to the real Erischan now http://erischscwh5h74f7tcosaoq3722lpx5u4pxtnww3q5rbonvxjo2hiuid.onion
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cool site, whats it for?
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tech dance
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Any of you fine filthy people heard of XaTuring?

http://www.waningmoon.com/xaturing/genesis.html
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Hi
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Did this scene give anyone else a raging boner as a kid?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdrgJIOnNU8
orange
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A man spent a year and a half injecting sperm into his veins

http://imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-pain-an-unusual-presentation-of-a-subcutaneous-abscess/
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JUST
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"there anon, satisfied now?"
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Tell me why the fuck in pop-culture paedophiles are often portrayed as men raping little boys, while majority of pedoscum are straight?
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Hello, please check out https://4chan.org
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Są tu jakieś starocioty z rzabczana?
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>Some Secret vidz and links


https://uurl.icu/7Qv4L
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pope thread
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ŁOTYSZ NAWET TUTAJ NIE UCIEKNIESZ AAAAAAA
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ale ladna trojsila ladniejsza niz na kara
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please report

to political commissar
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r8 my setup
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Hello
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Erischan for the Infinity Cup 2020!

Hey Eris boys,

We finished streaming the group phase of the current year's 8chanCup (or as it's more properly known as the Infinity Cup) but due to the exodus and 8ch hiccups we've lost a few teams whose boards never really recovered.

Because of that, we thought it could be great if you guys could join us with a team of your own and participate in the next iteration of the cup, if you feel like it.

All you need to do is create a wiki entry of your own team over at http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page (use the layout of other teams as a preset), coming up with members/players that represent your board's culture and in-jokes, create a proper emblem and jersey combo and optionally choose strategies, skills and exportable 3d models using the rules set up at http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Rules and we'll make sure to consider your application for the future pot.
I should mention that we would also really appreciate if you came over to our cup's stream at https://cytu.be/r/8cup to spectate what the cup's really all about (whenever we get to host the next one anyways) and to propose your own ideas to make it even better.

See you on the field!
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i'm going to kill a politician i swear i'll do it
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https://mewch.ru
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UNITIИU
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this is fine
absolutely fine
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ej robimy mapkowy?
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czany lurkowałem od 2008 do 2015 i w związku z tym mam kilka pytań:

-kara jeszcze jeździ? jeśli tak to jaki poziom teraz tam panuje i ile osób aktywnie udziela się na forum o kupie?

-jakieś ciekawe inby wydarzyły się od 2015 roku?

-xenu jest zlewę
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s
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WE SHALL STEAL YOUR PENIS WHILE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT TO KEEP OUR DAUGHTERS SAFE!
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rape

rape
rape
rape
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>Find smth interesting on this chan-board

http://x-imgboard.website/cg/
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hi :3
anons who take SSRI, tell me how does LSD feel like when on antidepressants? i did take it before, but i don't know how much 'reduced' the trip is gonna be now. do i have to buy at least two papers for one jump into hyperspace?
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this place could've been cool if it wasn't all focused on this parody religion
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otwieram Putasowy
w tym fredzie tostujemy najlepsze Putasy, Magiery i Ułomki [cool] [czesc]
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DLACZEGO KARA NIE JEŹDZI?
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blackpilled again
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What are some good tips for a good High Score run?
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Let's All Be Ambivalent In Regards To Lain!
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DAWAJ NA RING
DAWAJ NA RING
ZARAZ CIĘ ZNISZCZĘ
ZARAZ CIĘ ZNISZCZĘ
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Tylko coś sprawdzam xD