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 No.1008[Last 50 Posts]

webm fred

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>>1703
Based little girl

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>>1730
is this armpit fetishism

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hoopaloop

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>>2028
after a lot of fuckery i think i got them to work.
please report it if you're getting major errors.

 No.2037

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>>2036
Looks fine to me. Thank you blessed Pope.
My only vexation is how the existing videos are unaffected. Is there a safe way to build their thumbnails?

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>>2037
yeah thats a shame, I'm not fond of the idea of writing a script that goes through the database to rewrite that though, i might just erase everything by mistake.

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Transcript:

Fan: Uh, one of my favorite characters on the show was Eris, and I was wondering where the inspiration for her came from.
Atoms: Uh, to me she's always just- uh, but I loved Greek mythology and, uh, when I was in college I went through this whole, uh, weird religious exploraion thing where I found Discordianism and I was like, 'Yes, I love this.'
Uh, so, to me she's always just sort of been the show's female Bugs Bunny, like just this beautiful woman with her front teeth knocked out who makes insane things happen. Uh, so it's just sort of, again, things that I've loved from my life growing up that I folded into the show.
Fan: Uh, so, um, one of the things I actually liked about her design was that the knocked out tooth and me and one of my friends have a running bet that Madonna was an influence on her. Is that true at all?
Atoms: Uh, definitely when, uh, 'cuz at one point, she- I think she had all her teeth in like the first episode or something, and then we have, uh, one of our boarders, Brett Varon, who at the second part was just like, 'No, she's got no front teeth,' and I was like 'Yeah, you're right.' And I remember someone being like 'Oh yeah, that's Madonna' and I was like 'I don't care!'

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 No.2052

>>2050
i'm gonna fuckin kick your shit in anon

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>>2039
maybe the fact that the early vids don't have thumbnails could be seen as a feature and not a bug? they have a mysterious allure to them now. imagine being the first anon in ages to unravel one of the dead sea scrolls and then be like… eek, a shitpost!

t. likes to rationalize technical shortcomings

 No.2057

PLEASE BE WARNED: EVIL RAID INCOMMING, PLEASE STAY SAFE
PLEASE DON'T LET THIS SUCCEED
EVIDENCE:
https://onee.ch/b/res/11522.html
https://archive.is/7io1G
WARNING, a bunch of very evil hardcore spammer trolls are planning MASSIVE ILLEGAL CP SPAM ATTACKS
AND PROPAGANDA AND DEFAMATION AND SMEAR CAMPAIGNS ON ALL CHAN WEBSITES TO CAUSE CHAOS,
PANIC, AND THE EVENTUAL SHUT DOWN AND DESTRUCTION OF ALL CHAN WEBSITES

PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THIS, AND REPORT ANY ILLEGAL ACTIVITY TO THE AUTHORITIES.

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>>2057
if your going to make a shitpost, do it in another thread. reported.

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>>2054
Is that someone telling Terry to add in a TCP stack or something?

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>>2065
Let the little fellow masturbate in peace.

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>>2062
lol. either that or someone was asking him to break the covenant…

"God said 640x480 16 color was a covenant like circumcision."
- Terry A. Davis

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>>2049
>Lucy van Pelt ruins Schroeder's piano fingers.mp4

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>>2085
What was in that dooby?

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>>2086
Jabeeva.

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>>2094
who is she

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>>2218
>soundproof room
>gun
I was expecting it to fire.

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>>2300
I want Yakui to administer me the lethal dose.

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 No.2328

>>2327
Shit propaganda, fuck off.

 No.2329

>>2327
Yeah, at this point you're being blatant. It's time to fuck off.

 No.2331

>>2328
I'm not trying to hide anything, i hate niggers.

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>>2331
You're allowed to hate niggers. That's not the problem.
The problem is that you've been a typical pol faggot pushing an boring agenda for the past two days.

 No.2333

>>2332
If its boring just ignore it, but lets be honest, its plenty controversial, otherwise it wouldn't shake you.

 No.2336

>>2333
It didn't shake me, your accursed gray face is what shook me.
I hereby anoint you as patron saint of people who should have lurked more but should now leave. This title used to belong to the prostate soccer schizo, so treat it with respect.

 No.2337

>>2336
I decline of said title, sainthood is for cowards.

 No.2338

>>2337
I recline your title.

 No.2339

>>2338
You are a triggered lefty hiding behind Discordianism, that is your title.

 No.2340

>>2339
>boo hoo you are doing discordianism wrong.

Watch me shitstain.

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>>2340
I'm watching and all i see is a worm twisting and turning in scorching desert sand.

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>>2339
odd call. I've never seen 'lefties' call other people faggots before.
but yeah I can see your spree of posts in the rss feed and you've just been dumping anti-eris. that ain't right.

 No.2343

>>2341
Found a schizo!

Did the jews already microphone your rectum?

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>authoritarian propagandist shilling on an argumentative liberalism site
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 No.2345

webm.txt

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>>2344
>>argumentative liberalism site
what? where? this one?
sorry honey but Discordianism does not equal liberalism.

 No.2347

>>2346
He's right, you know. The entire religion is about personal liberty.
The Principia Discordia directly parodies hierarchy in mainstream religion by intentionally establishing an anti-hierachy where all members are Popes and titles are arbitrary and meaningless. The religion's biblical teachings amounts to 'do whatever the fuck you want. who gives a shit about social norms or law or even our own laws'. It makes its one single deity the Goddess of Disorder and makes a point of calling order-worshipping people cursed. For fuck's sake, the front cover is entirely composed of the colors gold and black.

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>>2345
I respect this unexpectedly worthy GET, blessed cabbage among the patch.

 No.2349

>>2346
That face is literally gray.

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>>2347
you forget that the principia discordia covers more than just the discordian society.
it covers the discordian society and POEE. it is a discordian value that chaos be valued as a whole, while POEE only values its half, disorder.
It even says on the pope card that they are authorized by the house of apostles of eris and distributed by the POEE head temple in SA. It means that the POEE sect/cabal faction had a majority in the eristocratic system at the time of that decision. It can be withdrawn at any time.
The notion that the entire religion is a parody is subjective. It's a paradox of itself, being both a joke and a religion in one. It doesn't mean a joke can't have values and meaning.
if the principia was so anti-hierarchy as you claim it wouldn't claim for the discordian society to have a hierarchy in the first place.
As greg hill put it; "I'm tired of anarchy"
The eristocracy is its very own political system, and I doubt we might ever figure out how to encompass it.

 No.2351

>>2350
Principia was written on heavy amount of drugs.

You are taking Principia seriously.

Your worldview is on drugs and can be dismissed as some acidheads rambling.

This is the problem with authoritarianism.

You read the book and go "whoa boy this seems to have a point" and then just sneeze your brains out through your nose since you won't be needing them anymore.

The parasite has taken its place as the sole controller of your body, your needs and your dreams.

Even now, it's fucking with your sensory data to prevent you from understanding what am I trying to say to you.

I am not the holy book.

How the fuck am I supposed to know what I'm talking about?

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>>2351
reddit spacing tells me you're way off course.

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>>2352
Yo there parasite, you comfy up in that skull?

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Apearantly erischan can't stomach politically incorrect content. That's too bad.

 No.2359

>>2358
You still don't get it do you? Let me be clear. You are fucking boring. Whatever you say I've heard million times.

Problem isn't even that you pretend to be "politically incorrect". That shit is just one layer down from mainstream media you pretend to hate so much. Problem is, you are fucking dull, stupid, and bring nothing to the discussion. Fuck off!

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 No.2364

>>2358
read
>>2332
Literally one person is annoyed about the politics, the rest of us are sick of your run-of-the-mill monotonous reposting.
In the context of imageboards, you're a boring NPC normalfag. You're not even an interesting type of 'politically incorrect' like a nazbol or negro-nazist, you're a generic 8chan greyface. Immigrants like you keep showing up twice a month just to shower Qshit or generic gray order-fellating propaganda over the place.
We're sick of it because it's boring and repetitive and boring and repetitive and boring and repetitive and boring and repetitive and boring and repetitive and overall amounts to spam, degrading the site quality by making it look just like any generic 8kun fetus that failed to maintain its culture among the crossboarders. In that sense it is a direct attack on our site's unique atmosphere.
You're just another fucking chinese clone and you failed the immigration test. You have to go back.

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>>2364
There was barely any activity and i fixed that, i prefer your autism over silence, because you're so enlightened.

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 No.2371

>>2368
Well ain't you a fuckin hero. Go kill a dragon or somethin

 No.2372

>>2371
Eh, it's the cheap 'I was only pretending' cop-out but I'll admit used it here too.
He fucked up the thread flow through. It was nice and chaotic.

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>>2371
Gas yourself and i'll consider it.

>>2372
Get that sand out of your vagoo so that i can put it back in there, a discorian should be able to handle some discord.

 No.2376

>>2374
>gas yourself
You cannot even use non-parasite related compliments. You are literally a fucking zombie roaming around the internet gurgling and trying to bite people to spread the disease. I hope your farts smell so bad they ruin your social life.

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>>2376
Why not post a webm? There is no shortage of your ever complaining kind, you're an pleb and you bring nothing to the table, as far as i'm concerned you're only useful as a fertilized.

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 No.2380

>>2377
Posting webms is effort, shitting on you is fun.

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>>2380
Now you're showing your true colors.

 No.2382

>>2380
>filling up a webm thread with political debate and no webms
You're being just as annoying as grayface faggot now.
Any post without an intriguing webm attached to it should be ignored and deleted.

 No.2385

>>2382
Yea I agree, it should be a rule that you have to post webms in webm thread. I like rules.

P.S. it wasn't a debate, and it wasn't political.

 No.2386

>>2381
Yep, I'm a toxic asshole, what about it?

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>>2382
Grayface this, grayface that.. You're competing over whose shit smells less, like some discordian version of virtue signaling sjw, but i digress. Its not like being apolitical is a virtue.

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ITT:
>look how dumb they are based on these 10sec clips I found on pol.

Stop shilling for cops.

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>>2391
nigger

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>>2392
Oink oink, officer!

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>>2391
ITT:
American sucks, business as usual for the internet.

 No.2397

>>2395
edit: america, not american. most of the country

 No.2399

>>2397
I actually typed Americans but the cursor jumped to the next word and pluralized it. Keyboards should be excommunicated for being good at Discord and making us all look bad at it in cpmparison.

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>>2399
Blame admin, they tend to put typos in ppls posts for lulz.

America's alright except the parts that aren't

 No.2401

>>2400
No, it's not alright (except for the parts which are, of course).

 No.2403

>>2401
Yea I changed my mind. The place is fucked. (except the tiny beacons of hope )

 No.2404

>>2403
No, you were right before. America's mostly fine (excluding much of the North, Central, South, and various pockets of Antarctic territory)

 No.2405

>>2404
Oh, and the moon. Russia claimed orbital space and then USA claimed the moon. You wouldn't know it anymore due to various treaties.
Discordians, Erisians and Eridians have jointly claimed 136199 Eris, its moon/s and orbital region but we lost the certificate (under the sofa, but we still don't know whose sofa) so we all respectively just claim full ownership.

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