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 No.1563

have a happy new year everyone :3 i love you all :3 i'm fucken drunk but even sober i love you :3 i don't know why i'm not even a discordian i just like this place. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i don't know whyt i did that poretty long chain of big "a"s hahahahahahah i'm so fucken drunk rn hahahah i love you eris bleess you all i can't even express the love3i fell towards you so i'm starting a language calleds "chuj". "chuj" in chuj language means "love to extrewme extrremes" and it's the only world what conlang of mine has, kist for the sake of givin you the measure of how much i love u damn i'm drunk xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
love ya, chu7j chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chujm and that obviously means that enen "leve to e3xtrewme extrwmes" is not enoiugh to express whgat i feel towards you all. chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj

also i'm the transdlator, but i cant recall the password i had for that tripcode, youi know what i mean. alsdo fun fact, the translator, me, is also the anon who made the 1000 get and because of whop the "testorange" styl;e is here i love you chujchuj chuj chuj chuj chuj chuj i love you i'm hete3ro 100% but i'd fuck any of you i don't mind who yoiu are i mean what you are and what you identify as or whatever that m,ean's im a pole i don't know english qweelll or shit damnb i'm reallly fucken drunk

 No.1564

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I love you too translator-anon
happy new year!

 No.1565

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Today is the main Christian Feast of the year in Catholic and Protestant traditions (in Orthodoxy it will be celebrated in 14 days, according to the Julian calendar).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision_of_Jesus
This holiday marks the theoretical beginning of the Christian era and the chronology. Julian and Gregorian calendars begin from the day of Circumcision, instead of from the day of Christmas.

The circumcision of Jesus has traditionally been seen, as explained in the once popular writing "Golden Legend", as the first shedding of Christ’s blood, and thus the beginning of man’s redemption process, and as a demonstration that Christ is fully human and obedient to biblical law.

The ceremony of circumcision in Jewish tradition is also the ceremony of naming, and so significant is the feast in both Christian calendars that it was circumcision, and not the birth of the originally nameless child, that was chosen as the starting point of the Christian era.

 No.1566

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Also, in connection with this festive event it is worth mentioning the Christian relic of the Holy Prepuce (part of the skin of the penis) of Jesus Christ, which appeared as a result of his circumcision. It is alleged that the prepuce was stolen during the Sack of Rome, after which it was allegedly found in a prison cell of the German soldier involved in the sacking. Then, the prepuce was kept for centuries in the comune of Calcata until it was stolen again by a local priest 37 years ago.

In Jewish tradition, the circumcision ceremony is called the brit milah, and according to the scriptures, a specially trained person called a mohel sucks blood from a wound on the baby’s penis with his mouth. Until now, many Jewish communities follow this ancient tradition.
That is why the beginning of the Christian era and the Christian chronology, the starting point of the Gregorian calendar, is the brit milah of Jesus, King of the Jews (INRI), the moment when a mohel sucked the blood from the penis of little Jesus Christ that has just been circumcised. Supposedly, it happened exactly 2020 years ago.

 No.1567

Celebrate the circumcision of your god somewhere else.

(on the video moment of sucking blood at 6:25)

 No.1568

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Happy New Year Everyone!!

 No.1569

The century started swimmingly. Got beaten up and hence I'm on strict liquid food diet. I worry that this will affect the composition of my poop.

 No.1570

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>>1569
just be smug about it

 No.1571

>>1570
On the positive side, half of my jaw is now 600% more chad.

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 No.1614

>>1571
Are you sure that's a positive, friendO? I'd say this jaw is 000% / infinitely more Chad than any before it.

 No.1615

>>1614
And everyone knows that 0 can't go into Infinity. We all also know that infinity can never go into 0. Is this a paradox? How & why is this possible?

 No.1634

>>1615
The reciprocal of infinity is actually 0.

 No.1649

>>1634
Funnily enough that's also the number of sexual partners you gain by arguing about math.

 No.1818

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Hope OP avoided the plague



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