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 No.2446

La ilaha illallah

save yourself from the wrath of Allah.

bear witness that there is nothing worthy of worship in truth but Allah; and reject all false deities

 No.2447

if you are sincere:

learn about tawheed and how to avoid shirk -> learn how to pray -> jihad for the sake of Allah
(see kitaab at tawheed)

if you commit shirk and then die, all of your deeds will be for nothing and you'll abide in hell for an eternity. one of the sins Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala will not forgive is shirk.

the definition of shirk is to associate partners will Allah. It is very dangerous in the sense that it is very easy to fall into.

 No.2448

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I'm an Erisian and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I hail all day!

 No.2449

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>>2448
She's Erisian and she's cliché;
She sleeps all night and she hails all day!

 No.2450

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>worship this god who is not Eris
>oh and reject all false gods
You would make an excellent Discordian, OP.

 No.2455

>>2450
What an injustice to Almighty God, who created the entire universe and everything in it, to worship anything beside Him! Who is "Eris"? Some random cartoon woman? She couldn't even create a fly, and if she could, she couldn't stop it from flying away!
How can you worship that which can neither harm nor benefit you, instead of the one who created you?

God says (which means):
>And who could be more wicked than he who attributes his own lying inventions to God or gives the lie to His messages? Verily, such evildoers will never attain to a happy state:
>for one Day We shall gather them all together, and then We shall say unto those who ascribed divinity to aught beside God: "Where, now, are those beings whom you imagined to have a share in God's divinity?" (Al-An'am 6:21-22)

 No.2456

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>>2455
>How can you worship that which can neither harm nor benefit you, instead of the one who created you?
How can you say Eris has neither harmed nor benefited when She brings you to our doorstep?
In Her eternal wisdom, Goddess says (which means):
>"No, you're fake." (Epiphysis Cerebri 9023:1-2)

You dare mock Eris as a "random cartoon woman"? She is many things! A random cartoon woman is but one of her myriad forms, and random She is!
>According to the Muslim belief and Islamic scholarly accounts, the revelation of the Qur'an began in 610 AD when the angel appeared to Muhammad in the cave Hira near Mecca, reciting to him the first verses of Surah Al-Alaq.
610 AD is when Allah was first written of, according to Islam.
Eris (praise her holey visage) was written about 1300 years earlier in Θεογονία and in Ἔργα καὶ Ἡμέραι, Erga kai Hēmerai, and around 1400 years earlier in Ἰλιάς.
Eris (praise her loving wrath) is at least twice as old as Allah! He may be Her daughter, to whom She delegated the role of creating flies!

How can you expect to mold the minds of others when you cannot teach yourself?

 No.2458

>>2455
Fuck off Wahhabi faggot. How about you learn about the true nature of tawheed and taqwa yourself first? Fuck you and your sandnigger sultan to Jahannam.

 No.2462

>>2456
God is One, He is eternal, He begets not nor is He begotten, and there is nothing that compares with Him.

 No.2463

>>2462
God is a girl.
There is only one Goddess and She is Goddess.
She has children of many, spirits of war, deceit, struggle and slaughter.
We hail them all.
Your one god is irrelevant to our cause, while our Goddess is fertile, your empty clique bears nothing.

 No.2464

>>2462
Hi! In English, we use pronouns such as 'She' and 'Her' when referring to feminine things like Goddess, instead of 'he' or 'him'. Please do this in the future as it makes you sound more intelligent and convincing.
Thanks :)

 No.2467

>>2463
Do you believe it, can you receive it?

 No.2474

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 No.2475

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>>2474
I knew it wasn't going to be Andrew W.K. but I am very not disappointed. I am… appointed??
Fuck it, this is replacing white noise as our general goal horn until further notice.

 No.2488

>>2463
You do worship idols besides Allah and you invent falsehood. The thing that you worship besides Allah have no power to give you sustenance. Then you should seek sustenance from
Allah, serve Him and be grateful to Him. To Him will be your return.

 No.2489

>>2488
>You do worship idols besides Allah and you invent falsehood.
No, Eris came before Allah. We have established that.
You worship idols besides Eris and you spread falsehood.
>The thing that you worship besides Allah have no power to give you sustenance.
This is not true at all. Eris has supplied me with nutritious bunless hotdogs with extra sauerkraut. Name a time Allah personally appeared before you and supplied you sustenance!
>serve Him and be grateful to Him.
I am not homosexual, sorry.
>To Him will be your return.
I am still not homosexual, sorry.

If you are not willing to accept Eris's divinity and continue to blindly follow worthless idols like Allah with no evidence of their existence, then you will be forever doomed to a life of constant breathing.

ο θεός είναι κορίτσι

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>>2489
Out of genuine concern for you, please let me remind you to consider the way Allah has formed the heavens and the earth with infinite complexity and structure. He is the one who creates life, then He provides its sustainance until He brings death. He has indeed blessed us with abundance, with trees that bear fruit, with cattle whose meat we may eat, and with the air that we breathe, and with many other things. He is the One upon whom all things depend, while He depends on nobody. There are clear signs in the night and day following each other, and in the rain bringing forth life, and in many other things within the creation.
For those who accept the truth that there is no god but the One God, the Almighty, the Creator of the heavens and the earth, for them there is eternal Paradise and they shall have no regrets. But for those who refuse to believe after clear proof has come to them, and rather follow that for which they have no evidence, for them Allah has prepared a painful punishment.

Do not fall for the lie that your existence is a meaningless joke. You have been created for a clear purpose; to worship Allah alone. So go and follow the straight path, by the mercy of Allah you will be without regret.

 No.2607

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>>2606
Why do you dismiss the word of God herself, the Principia Discordia, with such ease but you trust the word of the Quran without a second thought?
We have told you Eris is God and told you why that is true, but you ignore us. Why should we not ignore you then? You have no genuine concern.

>You have been created for a clear purpose; to worship Allah alone.

A fate worse than death.

 No.2608

>>2606
who said all of us believe existence is a meaningless joke? We can follow our own meaning, and my meaning is the will of Eris.



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