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 No.2446

La ilaha illallah

save yourself from the wrath of Allah.

bear witness that there is nothing worthy of worship in truth but Allah; and reject all false deities

 No.2447

if you are sincere:

learn about tawheed and how to avoid shirk -> learn how to pray -> jihad for the sake of Allah
(see kitaab at tawheed)

if you commit shirk and then die, all of your deeds will be for nothing and you'll abide in hell for an eternity. one of the sins Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala will not forgive is shirk.

the definition of shirk is to associate partners will Allah. It is very dangerous in the sense that it is very easy to fall into.

 No.2448

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I'm an Erisian and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I hail all day!

 No.2449

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>>2448
She's Erisian and she's cliché;
She sleeps all night and she hails all day!

 No.2450

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>worship this god who is not Eris
>oh and reject all false gods
You would make an excellent Discordian, OP.

 No.2455

>>2450
What an injustice to Almighty God, who created the entire universe and everything in it, to worship anything beside Him! Who is "Eris"? Some random cartoon woman? She couldn't even create a fly, and if she could, she couldn't stop it from flying away!
How can you worship that which can neither harm nor benefit you, instead of the one who created you?

God says (which means):
>And who could be more wicked than he who attributes his own lying inventions to God or gives the lie to His messages? Verily, such evildoers will never attain to a happy state:
>for one Day We shall gather them all together, and then We shall say unto those who ascribed divinity to aught beside God: "Where, now, are those beings whom you imagined to have a share in God's divinity?" (Al-An'am 6:21-22)

 No.2456

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>>2455
>How can you worship that which can neither harm nor benefit you, instead of the one who created you?
How can you say Eris has neither harmed nor benefited when She brings you to our doorstep?
In Her eternal wisdom, Goddess says (which means):
>"No, you're fake." (Epiphysis Cerebri 9023:1-2)

You dare mock Eris as a "random cartoon woman"? She is many things! A random cartoon woman is but one of her myriad forms, and random She is!
>According to the Muslim belief and Islamic scholarly accounts, the revelation of the Qur'an began in 610 AD when the angel appeared to Muhammad in the cave Hira near Mecca, reciting to him the first verses of Surah Al-Alaq.
610 AD is when Allah was first written of, according to Islam.
Eris (praise her holey visage) was written about 1300 years earlier in Θεογονία and in Ἔργα καὶ Ἡμέραι, Erga kai Hēmerai, and around 1400 years earlier in Ἰλιάς.
Eris (praise her loving wrath) is at least twice as old as Allah! He may be Her daughter, to whom She delegated the role of creating flies!

How can you expect to mold the minds of others when you cannot teach yourself?

 No.2458

>>2455
Fuck off Wahhabi faggot. How about you learn about the true nature of tawheed and taqwa yourself first? Fuck you and your sandnigger sultan to Jahannam.

 No.2462

>>2456
God is One, He is eternal, He begets not nor is He begotten, and there is nothing that compares with Him.

 No.2463

>>2462
God is a girl.
There is only one Goddess and She is Goddess.
She has children of many, spirits of war, deceit, struggle and slaughter.
We hail them all.
Your one god is irrelevant to our cause, while our Goddess is fertile, your empty clique bears nothing.

 No.2464

>>2462
Hi! In English, we use pronouns such as 'She' and 'Her' when referring to feminine things like Goddess, instead of 'he' or 'him'. Please do this in the future as it makes you sound more intelligent and convincing.
Thanks :)

 No.2467

>>2463
Do you believe it, can you receive it?

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>>2474
I knew it wasn't going to be Andrew W.K. but I am very not disappointed. I am… appointed??
Fuck it, this is replacing white noise as our general goal horn until further notice.



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