cats are porn. (persistent nudity, licking their privates, slang words like pussy etc)
cats are advertisement. (to advertise on video sites, pet food, animal-theme toys)
cats are a cheap way to occupy night times for loners.
cats are porn to sell sexual merchandise. (barbed dildos, catgirl figures, artbooks, phone straps, stickers,
cats are feminist. (a female may mate with more than one male while in heat, females attack males if they attempt to mate while cleaning)
cats are anti-family. (replaces a baby, only consume)
cats somehow shares Jewish values. (see above)
cats are a way to shill things. (furry agenda, cute cat merchandise, cat girls)
Change "cats" with (((dogs))) and it will still apply.
Swallow this pill studies link it with autism.