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 No.539[Reply]

Cats control everything, think about it.

 No.540

No, he controls the cats.



 No.526[Reply]

What if there was a planet that's just like ours, but everyone is a kitty?

 No.527

>>526
cat AIDS would be rampant

 No.528

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Like Chen's 猫の棲む里 Village of Cats from Mayohiga マヨヒガ, right?
The closest example of this being realized in the real world would be Japan's 11 Cat Islands.

 No.529

Slavery would not just be legal, but considered an inalienable right.

 No.530

>>527
And human AIDS may not be.
Cat brain parasite zombie apocalypse?



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 No.512[Reply]

Nansen saw the monks of the eastern and western halls fighting over a cat. He seized the cat and told the monks: "If any of you say a good word, you can save the cat."

No one answered. So Nansen boldly cut the cat in two pieces.

That evening Joshu returned and Nansen told him about this. Joshu removed his sandals and, placing them on his head, walked out.

Nansen said: "If you had been there, you could have saved the cat."

 No.514

One afternoon, Pavlov's dog invited Schrödinger's cat over for tea and biscuits. As tea was served, there was a lull in the conversation. Pavlov's dog remarked, "See here, I've made the most amazing discovery! Should I decide to salivate, I can make that silly old man, standing in the corner over there, scribble something in his notebook. Here, allow me to demonstrate." With his tail wagging, Pavlov's dog salivated as he ate another biscuit and the silly old man standing in the corner began to scribble something in his notebook, as was predicted. It has yet to be determined if the cat was amused by this or not.



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 No.127[Reply]

c a t s
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 No.158

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>c a t s t i c l e s

 No.171

>>158
*plob*

 No.176

>>158
This make me very uncomfortable.

 No.216

>>158
A cat is fine too…

 No.484

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 No.485[Reply]

All of you cat owners are perverts and make me sick.
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 No.489

>>487
This is fine, too.

 No.490

Here's the set: hxxp://galleries2.petiteteenager.com/1/metarthotfieldgirl/

 No.491

>>490
wait
that girl doesnt have animal ears
you lie!

 No.493

The problem with feral cats is that they eventually turn into wolves and, if that goes on for too long, unchecked, that's how you end up with dogs.

 No.497

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>>493
Or worse.



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 No.279[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

HAIL VOXXE, HAIL ERIS, HAIL BASTET, NYA~
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 No.457

Guys sorry for being a bit aggressive earlier. I think that was the brain parasites.

 No.458

>>457
thanks to the wonders of anonymity you are already forgiven
who are you again?

 No.459

>>458
Hello, I'm Dweller, you might have seen my posts around this board before, nice to meet you. I too seem to have forgotten your name, how odd… Mind refreshing my memory a bit?

 No.460

>>459
my name's dweller, but you can call me [REDACTED]

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 No.473[Reply]

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
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 No.479

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 No.480

there is no need to be upset

 No.481

>>480
All I know is that first, you've got to get mad!

 No.482

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>>481
I H A V E S E E N T H E F A C E O F G O D D E S S

 No.483

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>>482
Oh yeah, he mad.



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 No.191[Reply]

jaju
>political independence
jarip
>economic self sustenance
jawi
>self reliance
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 No.195

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>>191
Juche postulates that "man is the master of his destiny".
Man is not the master of cat's destiny. Cats are not juche.
>>192
Juche postulates that "man is the master of his destiny".
Man is not the master of Eris's destiny. Eris is not juche.
>>192
>>literally has a daughter that is the goddess of starvation
She's probably quite lonely, I'd better pray for her to crush my enemies just to keep her company.

 No.196

>>195
Eris has a lot of children that don't get a lot of attention.
>tfw no goddess of starvation gf

 No.476

>>196
Would you marry the goddesses of manslaughter though?

 No.477

>>476
PRO:
If you married them you wouldn't have to testify against them in court.

CON:
For seemingly no reason, one day they suddenly start hassling you about taking out a life insurance policy just in case.

 No.478

>>476
yes.



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 No.188[Reply]

Just visiting /cat/ and wanted to say meow nya~
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 No.336

>>335
Dude shut up or theyll find out

 No.337

>>334
oh fuck i accidentally a get

 No.338

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>>337
Nice!
it's not like i was crafting the 333 get by making multiple posts in quick succession, or anything. ave discordia.

 No.339

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>>337
Alright, what the fuck are you and what have you done to Eris?

 No.340

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>>339
i keep making happy little accidents
i swer i just wanted to lurk



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 No.38[Reply]

anime is porn. (fanservice, pantyshots, swimsuit episodes etc)
anime is advertisement. (to advertise manga, visual novel, video game)
anime is a cheap way to occupy night slot for TV station.
anime is porn to sell sexual merchandise. (dakimakuras, figures, artbooks, phone straps, stickers,
anime is feminist. (boys treated like trash by female characters, voice actress earning more than producers)
anime is anti-family. (shut-in in your room, only consume)
anime somehow shares Jewish values. (see above)
anime is a way to shill things. (communist girls, cute brown girls, girls in the train)

Change "anime" with (((Japanese culture))) and it will still apply.

Swallow this pill until it's not too late.
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 No.182

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「「「THEY」」」 control the world.

 No.185

The truth!

 No.186

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>>185
This Pope speaks the truth!

 No.187

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>>186
This post also speaks the Truth!

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