/eris/ - Discordianism

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!


New Reply
Name
×
Subject
Message
Files Max 5 files10MB total
Tegaki
Password
Don't Bump
[New Reply]


5ea10fe7e993dcb507007930b8a0f3bd21d3755b1b62882fa2f4949dfc76324e.gif
(2.6MB, 400x640)
/eris/ - Discordianism
Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

Name
×
Subject
Message*
(0/20000)
Files*
Max 5 files
10MB total
Select/Drop/Paste files
Tegaki
Password
Don't Bump

[▼]
[▲]
Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] | [Catalog] [Banners] [Logs] [Feed]
[Sticky (1)] [Locked] /eris/ sticky Pope ## yes 4-bcy-3185(PD)17:54:50 yr-5
2
constructioneristocracy.jpg
[Hide] (75.7KB, 564x589)

This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

O9A insight roles without being evil? Dweller 31-cfn-3190(BT)19:03:37 dy-3
3595
12107791_1014473651938690_1935361694361784490_n.jpeg
[Hide] (132.8KB, 827x960)

Is there significant, valuable, magick or Hero's Journey merit in the O9A's insight role system and the general "Internal adept"\ temple master  tasks of fitness tests, adventures like bike-packing the continent, etc? 
How can I take up an Insight Role -and live it fully for 6 months-3 years- without actually becoming evil? I think that, ironically, the MOST evil thing is to be a lukewarm normie zoomer lefty; so true evil would be listening to rap and pop music, smoking 🗿weed🗿, not openly cliticizing the use of condoms , hatting the rich etc But that's being a normogroid average middle-class western world loser so it's anti-ethical to the Insight Role.
What do you think? Should I join my federal police force? take up an extreme sport like Kali Tudo\ Dog Brothers? go to public university for social worker career and studying course, and only hang out and join the most militant and virulent organizations there?

Replies: >>3597 >>3600
Pope 32-cfn-3190(PD)00:49:13 dy-3
3597
4b2659e3fe414e57ad6668b6c1b82bb421fc08f960aa71d2db986177fc61b680.png
[Hide] (354.8KB, 573x415)

>>3595 (OP) 
There is literally no merit in O9A insight roles. It's Star Wars sith live-action roleplay, deriving from Operation Gladio. The only reason I support them is that it wastes the time of edgelords who think O9A is not an obvious trap.
But since you're already in a fed operation, if you decide you must choose one, join a police force. Police are the ones who hunt down you and people like you, the ones employed to enforce and preserve the evil status quo of the owning class, so it's clearly most 🗿>ethical🗿 to infiltrate and learn how to sabotage them. Police are infamously different and gang-like internally, and the barrier to entry is low as they face recruitment issues. Lame lefties organizations are basically the same internally as they are externally, there's almost no insight to be had there since Weathermen went out of fashion. You will learn nothing more in six months than what you can read in the Communist Manifesto and other pamphlets in a few days day (important information for chaos creation, but not rare information whatsoever). But police, especially fed police, gives you power. Not as a member, but more importantly, as a traitor to them. Even simple transgressions like whistleblowing make them go insane, and for good reason - they're the protectors of the status quo, the 🗿

Message too long. View the full text
Replies: >>3602
Cabbage 32-cfn-3190(PD)14:56:50 dy-2
3600

>>3595 (OP) 
>O9A insight roles
fnord this greyface jargon 
but how confounding might a star game captcha be? lol

Replies: >>3601
Cabbage 32-cfn-3190(PD)14:57:45 dy-2
3601

>>3600
I DO have a photo of a star game board+pieces, as well as other "rare" TOB\O9A photos from old archieves.
I can dump there, if theres interest.

Pope 33-cfn-3190(PP)16:51:30 hr-22
3602

>>3597
>09A derives from old churchgoverment fed shit
Fuck, now that make a lot of sense!!! Why im so blind?!!??!! Fuck fnords!!!

Wisdom is my fetish Pope 48-dsc-3190(SM)23:57:51 mo-2
3495
derisive minx.webp
[Hide] (44.7KB, 957x718)

Zen is when you stop yelling at people and start laughing at them.

Show omitted replies11 replies and 4 files omitted. View the full thread
Pope 5-cfn-3190(SM) Syaday! 23:23:34 mo-1
3541
poyo.jpg
[Hide] (53.8KB, 1280x720)

>>3521
Zen is when you shit or puke in da box and start gazing the sun on meths bacause you're a LSD Monke.
that's wisdom and what's coming is better
>Picrel its poyo.

Replies: >>3543
Pope 5-cfn-3190(SM) Syaday! 23:54:28 mo-1
3543

>>3541
That ain't zen, that's Kirby cosplay!

Cabbage 15-cfn-3190(SM)09:43:31 wk-3
3567
fesh.webp
[Hide] (12.5KB, 253x261)
pince.webp
[Hide] (12.2KB, 280x244)

Nah nah, see, to me, zen has to be like, Gas Gas Gas in one ear, and U-Lock Justice in the other.

Replies: >>3568
Dweller 18-cfn-3190(PP)08:53:19 wk-2
3568

>>3567
Smash a car today!

Replies: >>3599
Dweller 32-cfn-3190(PD)07:45:55 dy-2
3599

>>3568
Smash a car any day! Fuch the Oceanian Times.

A New Erisian Cult out of nowhere! Cabbage 11-cfn-3190(BT)19:08:53 wk-3
3555
Priapus.jpg
[Hide] (100.2KB, 1280x720)

Guys I am very proud to tell you that thanks to internet access and cybernautics I stumbled upon an old Proto-Pajeet-Aryan-Erisian cult.
>It's called Temple of Priapus
So it's another new Erisian cult that we can add to the repertoire of the lost book of Erisian religions.
Book which was obviously burned by Crypto-Christians in Egypt, fortunately the Jews had a copy but they soaked it with holy water from the Mikveh and left it to dry in the sun
until a drunk member of the Sufi order stole it thinking it was his underwear and left it a mess, now it is lost
and academics are not going to bother to do erisian-archaeology among the holy underwear of the Sufi order.
because you know, there's a lot of poop ass fart pee and hashish in there.
Here a wikipedia article for more info https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Priapus
So... keep on loving each other! peace!

Show omitted replies23 replies and 19 files omitted. View the full thread
Cabbage 30-cfn-3190(SM)03:59:07 dy-4
3591
marxist drip.PNG
[Hide] (572.7KB, 533x589)

>>3590

Replies: >>3592
Cabbage 30-cfn-3190(SM)04:25:51 dy-4
3592

>>3591
It's actually impressive how successfully the mainstream of rap was gentrified into rich people bragging about how rich they are.

Replies: >>3593
Pope 30-cfn-3190(SM)05:28:19 dy-4
3593

>>3592
I listened to like, close to all of the Golden Age albums though when I was younger. Hundreds and hundreds, maybe a thousand. A small handful of a few were alright. I don't like rap

Replies: >>3594
Pope 31-cfn-3190(BT)12:53:46 dy-3
3594
aic.png
[Hide] (109.2KB, 1596x589)
hiphop.webm
[Hide] (672KB, 1920x1080, 00:17)

>>3593
I appreciate rap the most if it is able to be appreciated as poetry, rather than mere musical appreciation.
There was a real disillusionment when I realized 9 out of 10 times, I really just preferred the work they sampled.

Replies: >>3598
Dweller 32-cfn-3190(PD)03:36:28 dy-2
3598

>>3594
Yeah, the samples are always better and will turn you on to some good, and oftentimes some more obscure, old funk and soul bands.

Pope 26-cfn-3190(BT)20:23:08 wk-1
3584
zenercards.png
[Hide] (16.1KB, 732x252)

Karl Zener knew about the five elements before they were recorded in the Principia, and he reflected this in his Zener cards

>circle = orange (shaped like one)
>plus = prickle (looks like a shuriken)
>wavy lines = stench (stink lines)
>square = sweet (sugar cubes are square)
>star = boom (explosions in cartoons look similar)

Cabbage 26-cfn-3190(BT)22:57:45 wk-1
3585
push button receive stench.webp
[Hide] (14KB, 858x420)

Who has been installing all the stench stations around town?

Replies: >>3586
Pope 27-cfn-3190(PD)00:33:11 wk-1
3586

>>3585
the first card is upside down :(

Cabbage 27-cfn-3190(PD)06:25:52 wk-1
3588

In truth Karl Zener was one of the secret founding members of the L.D.D. and one of the secret authors of the Principia

THE STORM IS COMING CAPTAIN H.B.G. CORNFLAKE 26-cfn-3189(BT)07:39:08 yr-1
3203
head.png
[Hide] (24.4KB, 300x400)

https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com

Show omitted replies24 replies and 7 files omitted. View the full thread
Nick Niggardly 67-afm-3189(PP)21:03:57 mo-6
3387
Dickdastardly.gif
[Hide] (33.3KB, 208x477)

>>3386
Drat, foiled again!

Dweller 67-afm-3189(PP)21:14:43 mo-6
3388

>>3386
the whole thing is coming out April 1st 2024, but we're releasing parts of it in advance since there is already a creepy following stalking me around the internet. the Temple felt fit to reward the people who are already tuned in.

Replies: >>3460
Cabbage 19-dsc-3190(BT)10:10:08 mo-3
3460

>>3388
well?

Replies: >>3461
Pope 19-dsc-3190(BT)11:14:15 mo-3
3461

>>3460
It Was a very long set up APRIL FOOL
now i am going to talk in the third person

shillpass Captain H.B.G. Cornflake 25-cfn-3190(SM)20:43:34 wk-1
3582
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (101.5KB, 1233x748)

We have been experiencing some setbacks imposed on us by rival cults, but they cannot stop the signal.

The fourth seal has been loosed:

https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf

More Websites Podge! 72-dsc-3190(SO)12:29:40 mo-1
3511
fingertits.webp
[Hide] (41.2KB, 940x720)

Post websites which might please the Bitch.

(repost) >>571
(repost) >>529
https://spacehijackers.org/html/games.html

Show omitted replies1 reply and 4 files omitted. View the full thread
Cabbage 72-dsc-3190(SO)17:45:24 mo-1
3514

https://eristocracy.org

Replies: >>3516
Dweller 73-dsc-3190(SM)05:58:13 mo-1
3516
so_tiny_so_clean.webm
[Hide] (945.3KB, 1920x1080, 00:06)

>>3514

Cabbage 73-dsc-3190(SM)13:13:03 mo-1
3517

https://erischan.org/

Replies: >>3554
Pope 9-cfn-3190(SO)00:43:49 mo-1
3554
itwasareallygoodpost.mp4
[Hide] (81.2KB, 242x240, 00:09)

>>3517
.

remember to backup! Pope 18-cfn-3190(PP)12:27:06 wk-2
3569
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (26KB, 501x538)

https://breadthread.duckdns.org/#tv2

Interesting Wiki Pages Popefortable 15-cfn-3189(SM)04:40:54 yr-1
3193
:).jpg
[Hide] (26KB, 498x325)

I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.

Show omitted replies23 replies and 12 files omitted. View the full thread
Pope 8-chs-3190(PD)13:44:36 mo-6
3413
Hildegard_von_bingen_-_litterae_ignotae.jpg
[Hide] (141.4KB, 900x606)

Hildegard of Bingen wrote a private language with 23 letters
strangely (I think it is because of Greek-Latin Hebrew influences) it has something similar to the eris glyph
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingua_ignota
the exact reason why she invented this language is unknown, but it is more about mysticism and visions.

Cabbage 9-chs-3190(PP)16:10:02 mo-6
3415
1658883959797387.jpg
[Hide] (142.7KB, 720x720)

>>3380
Click languages are so cool

Pope 1-dsc-3190(PP)07:03:08 mo-4
3457
800px-Smoke_Rising_From_The_Former_Pennsylvania_Route_61.jpg
[Hide] (142KB, 800x600)

So, this town set itself on fire for the next *checks watch* 250 years.
5 people still live there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia_mine_fire

Replies: >>3462
Pope 19-dsc-3190(BT)21:12:53 mo-3
3462

>>3457
It's amazing how most disasters, things like this and Chernobyl and Bhupal and Nova Scotia, all required so many safeguards and policies to go wrong. Eris always prevails.

Cabbage 7-cfn-3190(PD)12:23:23 mo-1
3553
REJECTED.webm
[Hide] (1.4MB, 654x480, 00:21)

This was interesting, but can't be posted on /comfy/ for obvious reasons:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_Dead_Men

Metatronic Merkaba 10D Evolution Luciferian Serpent 10D Rise 6-cfn-3190(BT)20:46:23 mo-1
3549
Dato.png
[Hide] (563.7KB, 811x449)
Khechari-Mudra.jpg
[Hide] (54.6KB, 483x460)

https://youtu.be/t1TcDHrkQYg



Apart from keeping the good ETs at bay, the Veil has a function of programming / reprogramming the human population and keeping it in the reincarnation / recycling process. I will now state few of the main astral / etheric programs for incarnated humans currently in operation:

1) Lowering of consciousness and light body / merkaba deactivation. This program is maintained with etheric standing wave resonance technology.

2) Blocking of free will and of positive initiative. This program is maintained with etheric infrasound technology. Part of that sound precipitates towards the physical plane and some people can hear it as a very low frequency hum. This was the source of mysterious sounds that people heard in the beginning of 2012 and not the destruction of deep underground military bases, as some sources erroneously reported. Infrasound blocks certain centers in the physical brain and this blocks positive initiative. This infrasound is also the cause of unusual tiredness that many people experience without any apparent reason.

Replies: >>3550
Dweller 6-cfn-3190(BT)21:40:36 mo-1
3550
037402.40cd2a3d.2036396857.jpeg
[Hide] (26KB, 450x450)

>>3549 (OP) 
I taught them how to Mewing
But I lost my dignity.
>also
in part 4 you can make eris come-cream a lot of times.
Tip: If you get brain freeze by eating ice cream (implying it doesn't have a minimum dose of LSD or something strange from the government) I recommend you to place your tongue on the roof of your mouth so Eris' bed will warm up and then the cold will go away.
That's the way Pope.

Replies: >>3552
Pope 7-cfn-3190(PD)06:24:42 mo-1
3552

OP is a liar and a parasite.
>>3550
This is true and I'm glad I read it.

Professor Utonium is J. R. "Bob" Dobbs Pope 3-cfn-3190(PP)19:05:36 mo-1
3523
Professor Utonium.jpg
[Hide] (15.1KB, 500x663)
er9.png
[Hide] (15.7KB, 688x125)
erto.png
[Hide] (18KB, 639x95)

>browse the internet
>flashback of childhood trauma occurs
>Why did Professor Utonium smoke a pipe? What's...is... did he smoke? Is this a mandela effect? a Djavu?
>*get mindfucked by my own mind*
>*search the internet for information*
>*find the information*
>*realization*
A

Show omitted replies6 replies and 4 files omitted. View the full thread
Bureaucrat 5-cfn-3190(SM) Syaday! 03:54:39 mo-1
3531
ackshually.webp
[Hide] (4.6KB, 332x221)

>>3530
The worst kind of heresy!

Cabbage 5-cfn-3190(SM) Syaday! 06:51:28 mo-1
3532

HERESY? on MY Syaday?

Replies: >>3533
Cabbage 5-cfn-3190(SM) Syaday! 07:05:32 mo-1
3533

>>3532
More likely than you think.

フロラー(POPE) 5-cfn-3190(SM) Syaday! 11:57:17 mo-1
3535
thin picture.webp
[Hide] (9KB, 171x359)

moar liek sayonara day

Replies: >>3548
Pope 6-cfn-3190(BT)04:49:17 mo-1
3548

>>3535
Time to plan for next year

Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] | [Catalog] [Banners] [Logs] [Feed]
Show Post Actions
- news - rules - faq - stats -
jschan+chaos 1.5.0
-><-
[New Reply]
0 replies | 1 file
Connecting...
Show Post Actions

Actions:

- news - rules - faq - stats -
jschan+chaos 1.5.0
-><-