Cat Years vs. Human Years
(One Year (?) Anniversary (?) Edition)
I had always heard that 1 human year was equivalent to 7 cat years, but then I remembered having read the following…
>The old “seven year” rule is simple but not quite accurate because cats age more rapidly during the first two years of life. In a feline’s very first year, he or she reaches the human age of 15. By a feline’s second year, he or she is the equivalent of age 24.
Is there any truth to this?
And assuming /cat/ was here from the start, would it be more appropriate to wish /cat/ a "Happy 1 Year Anniversary", a "Happy 7 Year Anniversary", or a "Happy 15 Year Anniversary"?
Also, does St. Tibs Day have anything to do with this? I'm bad at math and could never fully grok the Discordian calendar. If St. Tibs Day has anything to do with this, then I give up. Hell, for all I know, there might already be some obscure meme about image board years vs. human years that could complicate matters further.
To be honest, I don't even know why I'm even obsessing over this. I'm allergic to cats and don't really have much of an interest in them. I only come here, after taking an antihistamine, to lurk for those sexy anime catgirls and occasionally shitpost about dogs.
In any event…
Happy Whatever Year Anniversary /cat/
