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No.23
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>world's most devastating invasive predator
>a pest that kills billions of animals, including rare species and destroys ecosystems
>toxotarded catfaggots defend them
You better keep your cats indoors, if I see one of them outside I'm kicking it to orbit.
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No.24
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fuck you cats fucking rock
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No.25 
>>24
it seems you suffer from a brain parasite, i'm sorry anon.
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No.26
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>>25
You don't understand. There is not a parasite in my brain, my brain is the parasite. It encompasses me. I suck habitability from the system I inhabit and simply make friends with fellow parasites. There is no need for competition, not yet.
No.27
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No.28
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>>27
You're time it coming to an end, cat.
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>>28
No.37 
>>23
>muh ecosystem
I bet you eat meat and wear clothes you nature-disrupting hypocritical faget
No.39
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>world's most devastating invasive predator
Second most devastating.
I do somewhat agree with you though. Cats are cute, but they're pretty terrible for the environment. The best compromise might be to allow cats in urban and suburban areas but keep them away from rural areas. Ideally we should be trying to decrease the area of land our species occupies and give more of it back to nature.
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No.48
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>>23
>>39
This is why it's our moral obligation to make catgirls real and select out any environmentally harmful traits
No.49
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>>23
No.52 
>>28
Day of the dog when?
No.64 
>>39
Rural arias are the ones where cats are actually useful. When autumn comes, all the mice from the fields are invading the household and mice traps alone aren't effective enough.
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No.70 
>>23
Behead those who insult cats!
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No.71
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tu je pravi japonski slovan
No.81 
>>64
Useful at clearing out the local fauna, yeah.
No.106 
>>23
>dognigger is an animal abuser
No surprise here.
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No.140 
>>106
who said anything about dogs?
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No.141
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>>140
CAT/DOG is a universal opposite, like ORDER/DISORDER or SMART/YOU.
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No.142
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>>141
>CAT/DOG is a universal opposite
Perhaps for the brainwashed masses
No.143
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I was doing some research about how the entire cat vs. dog paradigm is really just a propaganda op conducted by mice for their own nefarious purposes, but couldn't come up with any substantial evidence. I'm afraid that all the smoking guns regarding this conspiracy may have been memory holed. Clearnet search engines yielded nothing. The darkweb wasn't any help either, though I did find some very reasonable prices for study aids that may help me to further my investigation. All that dangerous work put in by so many brave researchers over the years and those rodents just cheesed it. Field mice agents and their cointelpro shinanigans aside, I ended up going down what may or may not be a related rabbit hole. There are greyface agents operating out of Minnesota who want your dogs. Fronting as an animal adoption agency in current year, they of course offer to vaccinate and microchip the unsuspecting dogos. This may be of particular interest to those having a flame war in the Bill Gates vaxxxing thread on /b/. I'm not sure how deep this rabbit hole goes anons, but remember to trust the plan. Where we bark one, we bark all.

Fido
Fetch
Chewtoy
Rover
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No.144 
>143
BASED KAnon
Daily reminder that pitbull attacks are a media conspiracy pushed by the feline agenda. Dogs are the one true man's best friend! Semper Fido
No.145
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Did mice ever scratch you? Bite you? Hiss or bark at you? Stop slandering our rodent friends.
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No.146
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>>145
However interesting as the thought may be, it makes not one bit of difference to how I feel. If a rat were to walk in here right now, as I'm talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive.
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No.147 
>>146
I am not lactating, you question makes no sense.
No.151 
>>23
Your get is formidable, but I resent the way you seem to believe that toxoplasmosis is detrimental. As a matter of fact, it is a gate to valuable realms. One of many, but a gate nonetheless.
'course, the greatest gate is in keeping mushrooms as a pet. I'm not talking about cultivating them for psychedelic or gourmet purposes. Fungi are very wise. They bring prosperity to nature and man alike wherever they go.
No.152 
>>145
Rats drag their balls and leave a trail of piss wherever they go. they chew holes through walls and wires and whatever else they please. they bring disease and plague where they go and are more than capable of bringing famine by ruining crops. don't tell me that cats or dogs are worse than that
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No.153
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>>152
They are superior to both cats and dogs precisely because they don't give a rat's ass about humans. Cats and dogs are below us, only the rats are our equals.
No.154
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>this thread
comfy
No.165 
Hello I'm OP and I now like cats, I would like this thread to be deleted please thanks.
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No.166 
>>165
Oh no, the brain parasites got OP.
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No.168 
>>166
No, not the vore-fetish zombie mice parasite!
No.178
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>>28
>Posting d*gs on /cat/

>>64
It's been a long time since I've heard a rural aria.

>>70
And those who post dogs.

>>143
>Dog defenders share similarities with Q
Like pottery, it rhymes.

>>145
>Did mice ever scratch you? Bite you?
Yes.
No.541
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Fuckers have everything handled to them on a plate and not a care in the world and what they decide to do with their freedom? They fucking genocide bird populations for fun. Fuck cats.
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No.544 
>>23
>In Ancient Egypt, cats were so special that those who killed them, even by accident, were sentenced to death.

We should enforce this everywhere.

>>70
This guy gets it.

>>541
Fuck birds. What are you, a bird? Fuck you. You know what you're good for? Breading and frying.
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No.545 
>>544
Without birds, you are nothing.
No.546 
OP seems mentally ill, and not in a good discordian way.
No.547
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>genocide bird populations
If birds didn't want to get eaten by cats then they should stay up in the sky where they belong. The birds are practically asking for it.
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No.548 
>>547
Go away, Mao. The sparrows keep the insects away.
No.552
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>>141
>he doesn't know the animal triangle
No.553
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>>547
It's the domestication speaking when you say that birds have a place where they "belong". In reality birds are messy. They thrive in the chaotic order of nature. You might want to think about the bell on your neck.
No.594 
>>23
Who are you quoting?
No.654 
>>23
I thought you were talking about humans lol.
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No.655 
>>654
That's the joke. Enviromental pollution and deforestation are the reason why birds and small animal are losing their natural habitat and go extinct. It has absolutely nothing to do with housecats, this is just an attempt to shift the blame from the elites to general population.
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