/cat/ - Cats

Sir, this is a board about cats

WTF I love jews now

>muh jooos
BOOOOORING!!

>>43
discordianism is porn. (and I'm hard for it)
discordianism is advertisement. (for a self filling inflatable ego)
discordianism is a cheap way to occupy your cabbage brain up until IT IS TOO LATE.
discordianism is porn to sell sexual merchandise. (I bought Principia Discordia and tried to shove it up my ass) 
discordianism is feminist. (We are worshiping the Goddess, duh)
discordianism is anti-family. (you should too, what the fuck those fuckers ever do to you?)
discordianism somehow shares Jewish values. (see above)
discordianism is a way to shill things. (best there is!)

Change "discordianism" with  (((Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu))) and it will still apply.

Swallow his jizz until it's not too late.

>>44
>discordianism is anti-family
I dont mind this.

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Spongebob is porn ("Sandy" remembers "panty" and Squidward Tentacles' nose is suggestive).
Spongebob is advertisement (to sell Spongebob toys, DVDs and games).
Spongebob is a cheap way to ocuppy our children minds.
Spongebob is porn to sell sexual merchandise (we can put Spongebob toys at our anus).
Spongebob is feminist (we have women participating the show).
Spongebob is anti-family (because children won't stay with their families in order to watch Spongebob).
Spongebob somehow shares Jewish values (see above).
Spongebob is a way to shill things (talking sea animals, top secret hamburguer recipes).

Change "Spongebob" with (((Woody Woodpecker))) and it will still apply.

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>>38
PRRRRRRRT he pooped himself

OP is porn. (dreamy eyed loli with heart emjoi in OP)
OP is advertisement. (Definition "to give notice to others, to inform, to warn")
OP is a cheap way to occupy night slot for erischan.
OP is porn to sell sexual merchandise. (I feel an urge to buy a Lewis Carrol novel after having seen the kawaii blond 3.14 qt in OP)
OP is feminist. (literally no strong male role models depicted in OP)
OP is anti-family. (my family would disown me if I shared OP with them)
OP somehow shares Jewish values. (to quote OP "THE JEW'S OLDEST TRICK")
OP is a way to shill things. (opposable thumbs, illuminati, triangles, hair ribbons, bold fonts, that blond loli again)

Change "OP" with  (((imageboard culture))) and it will still apply.

Take this suppository before it's too late.

[PURRS]

>>38
cats are porn. (persistent nudity, licking their privates, slang words like pussy etc)
cats are advertisement. (to advertise on video sites, pet food, animal-theme toys)
cats are a cheap way to occupy night times for loners.
cats are porn to sell sexual merchandise. (barbed dildos, catgirl figures, artbooks, phone straps, stickers, 
cats are feminist. (a female may mate with more than one male while in heat, females attack males if they attempt to mate while cleaning)
cats are anti-family. (replaces a baby, only consume)
cats somehow shares Jewish values. (see above)
cats are a way to shill things. (furry agenda, cute cat merchandise, cat girls)

Change "cats" with  (((dogs))) and it will still apply.

Swallow this pill studies link it with autism.

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>>164
>cats are a way to shill things. (furry agenda, cute cat merchandise, cat girls)
you forgot toxoplasmosis. Cats are the biggest toxoplasmosis shills, I swear to dog.

>>38
Agree with most of it. The jew has taken Japan and infused it with it's current extreme cucked, braindead, hard feminist "culture" even long before WW2. It's highly repulsive, especially anime which effectively castrates and brainrots way too many boys and men. Of course the west is no better off either but Japan is extremely overrated and nobody wants to face the harsh truth that they have fallen long ago too.

>>169
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>>173
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But what about cats?

>>177
>But what about cats?
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>>164

>>177
No, that is NOT fine!

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「「「ＴＨＥＹ」」」 control the world.

The truth!

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>>185
This Pope speaks the truth!

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>>186
This post also speaks the Truth!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_to_the_N.H.K.