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How can we grow our userbase?  There are lots of Discordians on sites like 4chan, yet very few of them know about this site.
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>>15525

>Why does advocating for the mass murder of kindergarteners anger people?

No idea.
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>>15531
Everything is irrelevant to Discordianism.
So I guess no sentiment can ever be ascribed to it.
pic related, it's in the PD.

>>15540
Exactly! You've got no idea!
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>>15551
>Everything is irrelevant to Discordianism.
False.
>So I guess no sentiment can ever be ascribed to it.
Even if your previous statement were true, this would still not be a valid conclusion.
>it's in the PD
I wipe my ass with the PD.
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>>15554
>I wipe my ass with the PD.
same
>False.
so are you.
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>>15555
>I wipe my ass with the PD.
Of course, as instructed on page 00164

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I edited anarcho-nihilism ball on Black Mask and his minions, during his anarcho-nihilistic speech (Absolute Batman)
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that's not a country.
>anarcho-nihilism

There really is an anarcho- everything, isn't there?

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Have you ever encountered, came across, etc, a discord\online vidya, online "friend" etc, whom you strongly suspected was involved -REAL involved- with ToB, 764, 435 (gorewaffen), Sutter's pseudo-hindu network, or other such miscreant spiritual coprophages offshots of the O9A?
I have learnt to recognize 764-coded tiktok edits (looksmaxx, dark triad, True Crime fans,) and some formats of schizo-posting have "sinister, noctulian" themes if you know how to spot them.
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>>15526

Go back.
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>>15532
no u
>>15526

>shutting down actual child porn and child sextortion sites is bad

Are you serious? We're pro-child rape now?

>Jew

I'm not Jewish.  I wipe my ass with the Torah and I sincerely hope that Israel gets nuked.  I'm not even ethnically Jewish, since my mom is not Jewish.
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>>15538
I'm glad I don't lurk on the same parts of the internet as you do. It seems horrible to be so consumed by meta-irony and anti-troll trolling that nothing makes sense anymore.
My primary concern is that of beauty. If you're going to be an internet justice warrior, at least try to look good doing it. The shit you post is indistinguishable from soyjakposting, just draped in irony and a silent seething.
Being anti-pedophilia is great, but you look like a fucking retard doing what you're doing, and even the little 764 kids that groom and blackmail girls their own age on discord have a better understanding of aesthetics than you.
You post those fucking soyjak-tier retard posts and it makes me want to hate you. Whatever values you have are no longer relevant to me. It makes me want to be your enemy.
Your retarded substack reads like a long fucking blogpost on a random 4chan thread.
You spent your youth trolling kids on the internet and now you're too old to know better, and it's sad that the only way you know how to convey yourself is by making others miserable.
>>15526
>>15532
I dislike both of you.

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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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>>15401
Uncle bob teach'd me that.
Ancestral chewing squirrel technique of the Sufi order.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKDlt2qPi7M
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Don't sweat the technique
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>>15471
We can sweat if we want to, we can
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I drink a full glass of water every time I pee (so, every hour or so).

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Do you actually even like The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy?

I remember that show from when I was a kid and I always fucking hated it, to be perfectly honest.  The show was nothing but juvenile, moronic, mean-spirited gross-out humor.

Eris really deserves better representation than this.
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>>15541 (OP) 
>Eris really deserves better representation than this.
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>>15541 (OP) 
Yes, I like old school cartoons.
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>>15541 (OP) 
>>15544

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I'm not reading either of those threads.
who needs threads anyway? we should all run single-core. no multitasking. DOS style.
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>>15530
admin'the dude'dude confirmed for pro-nudist icon. threads are for  leadheads
>those threads

I'm gonna need you to be a bit more specific.
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>>15539
Oh, those ones, the ones with the words and a picture on them. Looked like twins or sisters. There were two of them. You know, the threads.

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What even is fun supposed to feel like? I genuinely cannot think of a single time in my life when I've ever had fun. It's honestly like my brain just isn't wired to feel positive emotions. Nothing is fun. Nothing is enjoyable. Nothing is pleasurable. And, with zero ability to feel joy or pleasure, what reason do I even have to stay alive?
What am I, a pharmacist?

>And, with zero ability to feel joy or pleasure, what reason do I even have to stay alive?
It's like you didn't even read the subtitle of >>>/abs/
F is for fire that burns down the whole town...

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I wanted to watch old flash loop 
It was on jewtube, uploaded on 2007. It's age restricted and comments disabled.

WTF is wrong with modern cuckternet?

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In 2007, people used technology.

In 2025, people are used by technology.

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Why is life so bleak and meaningless?
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We designed a machine of our own flesh and blood.
Of eight billion cogs.
Each of us care.
But the machine does not.
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>>15464
>Life is an endless abyss with no purpose
It pretty clearly has an end.
>that we were all born to slave away and die in.
that sure sounds like a purpose to me. Seems your philosophy is self-defeating.
>I really don't know how anyone with a functioning brain can live in this world and not want to kill themselves.
So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)

>what does it even mean to be an adult anyways?
It means you clean up your own shit and you're not scared of saying "howdy, neighbor!". It's really not hard. The only downside is that it also means your body slowly falls apart.

>>15465
>join a revolutionary group
Those aren't very easy to join. They're (reasonably) very paranoid about infiltration. That and they're often very grayfaced themselves.
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>>15464
>>15467
I thought the Discordian mindset and philosophy were absurd and cheerful, but at this post I see Anons sounding defeatist.
>and what about the purpose of life...
I never cared about the meaning of life. Although I am curious and cared about the meaning of MY life is a process and not a locally pure momentum or a unmovable thing of just wake up every day on routine mode and robot job waiting to do fun thing. It's more like a non-locally thing let say Experience and not a thing bacause its my fucking definition of the social threatise, the astrological guy never say a poop about me.
Now I'm learning something about magick and meditation. It doesn't do miracles, but it adds some color to life. That said, my advice is to stay away from drugs, especially if you're not responsible with chim-icals (all popular sex magicians ended up badly, and I don't think it was because they summoned evil spirits and turned insane, but because they used drugs and contracted sexually transmitted diseases and ruined their health with shit hedonist behaviour).
And yes, you can say it's useless hippie garbage, but I learned a few things on how to stay calm. I'm also learning to cook some things, make homemade ice cream, and make paper airplanes and yes i pirated all the damn books. Maybe the meaning of life is absurd or someth
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>>15468
And remember the bastards of picrels go'in to dissapear someday.
So start move and do thing.
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Who even has time for new releases when there are so many years worth of highlight reel backlog at this point? What is the likelihood of a future generation who pays little to no notice regarding the now in terms of media aside from the weather report or the odd air raid siren? Please be patient with my autism, but why does it seem that so few decouple from the now where media is concerned? Why pay for the privilege of scrounging through today's rough in search of the odd diamond when there's an open treasure chest full of them sitting right over there? So many seem to be wandering around The Library of Alexandria in search of next week's issue of the TV Guide. Again, autism, and I am of course generalizing here, but I just don't get it. What momentum sustains this behavior? Let me know what you think in the comments section down below.
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iktf
I've come to realize that there is more media, even more decent media, already produced than one can watch in a known human lifetime.

Obviously art is important, but industrial art, professional art, I wouldn't really mind if we just stopped churning it out.

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