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Irrelevant, time-wasting question.
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Short horny comment ignoring the question
appeal to absurdity accompanied by goddess porn
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Pun
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calling out the image of the pun maker by name in such a way as to leave an ambiguous impression as to whether the pun was met with disapproval or in fact begrudgingly recognized as a clever retort
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>>16348
taking the bait

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Admindude, can I talk to you privately about this?  I need to set up some anti-CP spam measures on another imageboard and, since you seem to have the most effective anti-CP spam measures, I wanted to ask you for help.
For the past couple of years, I've been handling the board code, and Admindude has handled administration (e.g. DNS). So an antispam question would be my area of knowledge. mail address is: erisian (α) kalli st
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>>16344

Did you receive my email?
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>>16350

Nevermind, I got it.  It was in my spam folder.  Thank you.

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only book you need
https://easypeasymethod.org/
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Video is slop for morons that can't conceptualize the human condition without reference to pop culture, and the easy peasy method doesn't work.

That said, today I admitted to myself that I'm genuinely addicted to porn. Not just in a "haha I like to jerk off a lot" way but in a compulsive masturbation way. And it's not even Eris porn, so I have no excuse.

Tomorrow I'm gonna tone it way down. From now on, only Eris porn allowed.
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>>16329
Oh, I straight up mistake the need to urinate with the urge to masturbate sometimes. I have a manageable addiction, but it's certainly an addiction, which goes beyond just chemicals and will.
I know I'm able to abstain - even as a teenager I went months in a row without masturbating, but a sneaky part of addiction is that it's not about whether you can choose, but whether you do choose.

Somewhat relevant: this gayma's revelation about Disco Elysium's drug mechanics.
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TLDR
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>>16341
Porn = Bad
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>>16349
Not cool bro. My granny is a porn actress.

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Once again it is my lucky day as it is the day that is named with the same name as myself unlike the many other days which were not named likewise and were not my lucky days because they were very unfortunate to me and my plans for those days!
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LINGANANDA!
>What must I do with my life now?
Prolong it by 364 days. You must.
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The sun has returned to its position in the sky once more, signalling the reiteration of Mojoday which is the day of good fortunes to myself and my plans for this special time of the year when I and I alone shall reap the rewards of this holy day for I am MOJO JOJO!
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This is a special day because today is the day most fascinating to me, Mojo Jojo! I shall rise above the other posts and complete my amazing plan at informational domination! The other posts stand no chance, for I am the most important benefactor of this holy day, Mojoday, and today belongs to me and me alone, because I am Mojo Jojo!
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Celebrations are in order for the most important event of the year, for on this significant day, Mojoday, it is a day to honor me, Mojo Jojo!
Kneel before me, your ruler, MOJO JOJO!

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What do we think of our little plubber?
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I forgot to ask, it all happened so fast, and we went our own ways.
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whole body device
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>>16321
>If it fits, I sits
Chaos is a great word for it. Truly.

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Mods are asleep.  Post cabbage.
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Mods are awake.  Post cabbage.
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why would the mods have to be asleep to post cabbage? (extremely serious answers only)
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>>16316
It's a good dreams charm.

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SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH!
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> Just as Sampling an image resizes by directly removing or duplicating whole columns and rows from an image, the special IM operator "-liquid-rescale" also removes or duplicates columns and rows of pixels from an image to reduce/enlarge an image. The difference is that it tries to do so in a more intelligent manner.
naruhodo
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No, no don't scrunch us! The horror. The horror.
by they way let me know when to turn off the scrunching. it does slow down image uploads for you.
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Thumbnails can now be unscrunched in the settings menu. (no-JS users just get them unscrunched now)
New poll:
On thin browsers like phones, this imageboard shows thumbnails as a square, trimming off the sides of wide images so the middle is shown larger.

Do we want to change that to show the full thumbnaIl?

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Hi all,

Bellow message explains my thoughts and idea in more details, I hope it is self explanatory: I am hoping that the timing is right to get the required momentum. Sadly I have no special IT skills and cannot do more than spread this message without mirrors to apps, but if I'm not just some crazy guy, then this message should spread fast and many developers should add their piece to the path.

- Teaser by Dig AI -

The Green Pill is not a political party, not a movement, not a religion. It is a choice. It is a decision. It is a call to action. It is a way to say, "I am tired of this. I am tired of waiting for someone else to fix it. I am tired of being a cog in a machine. I am ready to take control of my life, my community, and my future."
The Green Pill is an app, a digital tool that will be used to spread the message, to coordinate the movement, and to prepare for the worst. It is a way to say, "I believe in the possibility of a better world. I believe in the power of the people. I believe that we can do this together."

- About the Project -

To make it simple, I and many others are sick of this society in which everybody complains about the same thing and nobody does anything but say “I can’t do anything but vote and pray”. What sickens me even more is that these same people are getting more and more extreme, manipulated by some to believe that the issue is not our system but some minority or another, or even women or men or religions that are no minority at all.

I tried believing that people would eventually move towards the only possible peaceful outcome that I see, the old fatality of a world anarchy, were each community would care about its own problems instead of being foreigners to each other and hoping that some politicians will solve the issue for us; they can’t. This concept or ideology that’s so scary and misunderstood by many is simple, the oldest book I know that explains it is quite complex though. To try a very brief summary, a politician named Plato explained why he is part of the problem by accepting the responsibility and slaves given by the population to allow him solving their problems. The other part of the problem is the people providing this and hoping that he and his peers solve their problems for them. He then takes much time explaining how a central system is too complex and that we usually know the best solution to our problems ourselves. Plato claimed that he only quoted his teacher.

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>>16296
>Lemmings make up around 90% of the population
If everyone was up on the stage all at once then there wouldn't even be a second man in the audience to laugh at the jokes.
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Let us not talk politics or ideology, I think you wise enough to understand those as complete bullshit. Instead, talk to me of magick, of creative chaos, of cultivating seeds into flowers. You wish to inspire humans deeply, this much I can see. You talk of waves when I seek to span the ocean. For the most part, I think the focus on what other people are doing is the distraction. Fuck what other people do. Why do their problems and viewings have anything to do with your approval? I think you fully capable of explaining the message you have, especially when you want it spread. If you wish to stop seeing competition among departments, how could you inspire merit instead? How could the demolishment of technology and the weight of true freedom inspire anything but displacement. panic and destructive confusion in the mass of people on this planet? How many cruel people wait for the opportunity you would so freely give them? And finally, if any of this came to pass could you bare the responsibility and consequence? 

If you are honest, then only you could bring about this unexplained abstract better than anyone, is you. Screw a.i., you need no crutch human. If your experiences are true, who has more expertise to bring about like-minded people into a legitimate movement? If you have such high ambitions, why keep them secreted to yourself when you, yourself, could share them with your community? How could love the
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>>16295
>Post-left
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>>16296
You gotta love the dumbed down pseudoanalysis of Pierce. "The System". It's name is Capital. "Higher ideals". Surely this is a joke. These phenomena remain uninvestigated, because naming them would reveal the farce.

The fascinating thing is that there's so many little stems in this short story, enough insightful observations to start creating an effective critique and a path forward, but they keep choking each time in their frustration and arrogance.

And it's surprising that Mason, for all their evident exposure to anarchist ideas littered around seej, fails to observe the tragedy of the golden age of Propaganda of the Deed. Action for action's sake has been tried. Assassination has been tried. We Discordians know full well that running wild and slicing heads off snakes is only half the battle, for eris sans aneris is nothing but noise.

Anyway, take away these chauvinists' houses and food and then see how long these "higher ideals" last. The base dominates the superstructure.
It's all been written many many times over, the signs of how great our "civilized" ways are are impossible to miss: garbage everywhere, even in deep sea or space, mass extinction of plants and animals, even humans (look up all dead or dying nomadic tribes). 

I'm sure you all prefer the smell and noise of a factory, office or supermarket to that of nature.

Time to talk and debate has passed. 2000 years after that debate started in writting, Moore said humans are to dumb or scared or both to do more than debate and actually try the other way (in my own harsher words), he hence renamed the idea from anarchy (fatality) to utopia (dream). 

Please don't give him right, he had no knowledge of our modern warfare techniques, where thoudands of people can simply be vaporized, like in Palestinia shortly before Iran got bombed. He couldn't foresee we'd manage to destroy our environment so bad, but would likely agree with many of you that it's no surprise we keep poisoning our fields despite of tumors hittting us atop from our back issues, amplified by office jobs and couches, despite of the majority being depressed enough to take drugs every day, legal or not. 

Sure, I can understand your reluctance to move away from this age, the fireworks that will end it will be worth the price. I love y'all for opening my eyes, how could I not see how pretty metal, glass, concrete and explosions are.

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Does he know?
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repost nigger
https://marzichan.org/plaza/thread/8615.html
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>>16262
Nobody fucking cares if a thread was posted on more than one site, sperg retard.
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proof?
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Mu

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High impact sexual violence.
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Maximum contact sensual passion.
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>Maximum contact sensual passion.
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>>16300
> in months
yeah hehe
months
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>>16302
In the future, you will be satisfied with blankets.
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