/5/ - Chaos

>>14920
nice

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>I let the food sit in my mouth until it is soft enough to swallow
>It takes around 3 minutes of soaking
With enough hydration almost anything is possible.

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>>15401
Uncle bob teach'd me that.
Ancestral chewing squirrel technique of the Sufi order.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKDlt2qPi7M

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Don't sweat the technique

>>15471
We can sweat if we want to, we can

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>>15060
actual safety sign for an urinal in the UK

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>>15061
just a wee bit over-hydrated and taking the piss. Stay safe!

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This is what English died for in Dunkirk.

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Ping pong the witch is dead

>>15464
Literally go off the grid and live in the forest eating roots and berries or become an urban nomad scheming and stealing to survive. Impersonate someone else. Join a revolutionary group. If you really mean it, the world is your oyster.

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We designed a machine of our own flesh and blood.
Of eight billion cogs.
Each of us care.
But the machine does not.

>>15464
>Life is an endless abyss with no purpose
It pretty clearly has an end.
>that we were all born to slave away and die in.
that sure sounds like a purpose to me. Seems your philosophy is self-defeating.
>I really don't know how anyone with a functioning brain can live in this world and not want to kill themselves.
So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)

>what does it even mean to be an adult anyways?
It means you clean up your own shit and you're not scared of saying "howdy, neighbor!". It's really not hard. The only downside is that it also means your body slowly falls apart.

>>15465
>join a revolutionary group
Those aren't very easy to join. They're (reasonably) very paranoid about infiltration. That and they're often very grayfaced themselves.

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>>15464
>>15467
I thought the Discordian mindset and philosophy were absurd and cheerful, but at this post I see Anons sounding defeatist.
>and what about the purpose of life...
I never cared about the meaning of life. Although I am curious and cared about the meaning of MY life is a process and not a locally pure momentum or a unmovable thing of just wake up every day on routine mode and robot job waiting to do fun thing. It's more like a non-locally thing let say Experience and not a thing bacause its my fucking definition of the social threatise, the astrological guy never say a poop about me.
Now I'm learning something about magick and meditation. It doesn't do miracles, but it adds some color to life. That said, my advice is to stay away from drugs, especially if you're not responsible with chim-icals (all popular sex magicians ended up badly, and I don't think it was because they summoned evil spirits and turned insane, but because they used drugs and contracted sexually transmitted diseases and ruined their health with shit hedonist behaviour).
And yes, you can say it's useless hippie garbage, but I learned a few things on how to stay calm. I'm also learning to cook some things, make homemade ice cream, and make paper airplanes and yes i pirated all the damn books. Maybe the meaning of life is absurd or someth

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>>15468
And remember the bastards of picrels go'in to dissapear someday.
So start move and do thing.

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>>15462
>datamining
Pretty sure the CIA doesn't give a fuck about what other imageboards Erischan users use.

>>15266 (OP) 
Fantastic album

I am having an absolute bug week.

>there's a short fork in the path home at night
>i always take the rightward side since its shorter
>hmm today I will take the road less travelled
>almost tread in a bee pile
>its like someone was drinking a cup full of bees and spilt it on the ground
>a couple of the fuckers tried to fly after me
<>todays later<>
>walking near road and park
>a fucking flying ant lands in my eye

you have my condolences
mosquitoes have been trying my patience lately
there's no place like home... there's no place like home.... there's no place like home...

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>>15266 (OP) 
Home is where I can take a shit without judgement

>>15459
Alas, I am homeless.

asdsadsadsadasdsadsadasd

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*yawn*

>>10648
No worries, you're doing good!

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It's still happening. I looked into it and this evangelizing pedo phenomenon is a particular type of brain virus where the idiots somehow think that everybody is secrectly pedo but in denial, since they've had to struggle with their thoughts for too much. Even if you insist to them you're not attracted to kids, they won't believe you. They don't have a concept of a world where kids were something else than sex objects.

They'd rather have a kid spend their childhood with an adult getting fucked, rather than learning important life skills appropriate for their developemental stage. They want to manipulate kids into a world of secrets where they must NOT TELL ANYONE about what they're been doing, setting seeds for later mental health problems. 

It's a whole part of the virgin obsession of the slowly dying patriarchal culture. Men are so insecure that they cannot handle the feeling of inexperience or inferiority in bed, so they seek to have sexual experiences with weakest and most illiterate among us to fullfill the role of the mythical male sex god with giant dick and chest hair so dense you could hide a dagger in it imprinted on them from all the porn they consume.

Seek help.

This is the only altchan that I never see pedo garbage on, and that's a very good thing.  I haven't seen CP here a single time, whereas CP spam is a persistent problem on virtually all other altchans.

>>15439
Oh, they're trying.
I only know a few other boards with decent custom antispam (plus4chan, leftychan) but most admins just use the default software, which simply isn't able to automatically filter most of the trash.

See the first couple of posts in https://trashchan.xyz/meta/thread/374.html for a quick rundown on the typical CP spam ads (after that the thread got derailed a few times). Most admins make the mistake of thinking these are botposts. They're overwhelmingly done by hand and with proxies, so generic captchas and Tor/VPN blocking won't do anything.

>>15440

I janny several altchans and the biggest CP spammers have forgotten to turn off their VPNs before.  If we're talking about the "free pedo porn" spammers that target Crystal Cafe and other altchans, it's a guy in Omsk and his friend in the same city.  They're basically running a scam operation, spamming CP on altchans to get retarded pedophiles to install their malware.  I've reported them to international law enforcement many times, but, unfortunately, they are Russian and Russian law enforcement is utterly worthless, so they are unlikely to face justice so long as Russia remains a lawless hellhole.

Emotionless women are not uncommon, but, in your case, you probably have schizoid personality disorder or autism.

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>>15413 (OP) 
Well, I am slowly beginning to believe that sexual abuse and hypersexual behavior (and later some fucked up behaviour bacause of abuse) in women's childhoods are more common than normal here. but they hide it very well.
To be honest, women terrify me, but I have met several who genuinely humanized everyone and have love-kindness around them and had no hidden agendas but maybe traumas and fucked up things.
And I don't mean that in a romantic sense because women terrify me and I have my anxieties as a result of bad experiences, genetics maybe, traumas, and probably Pavlovian conditioning.
So i dont know what to tell you i a general common normie human with secret problems in the same way but maybe not too fucked up and i dont want too fucked up others... maybe Mindfuck but that's other topic.

>>15413 (OP) 
I'm not qualified to diagnose or purpose any medicine/routine because I'm too crazy or something...

And why am I crazy? All because I want to abolish women and start the world's first capitalist homotopia? Of super gay men with reproducible clone bodies removing death entirely? Super gay men with atomically perfect body structure bathing on sunny shores? Without the distraction of women (like Helen i.e.) who knows how far progress would go

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>>15434

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>>15391 (OP) 
May you have a fullfiling job

May you live happy alone and with others beings

May you enjoy your sexual life and sex

May you fall in love with you and with other humans and all beings

May you feel loved and give love to your friend and all beings

May you be happy every day in every form and things you do

May you, day by day, in every way, get more humanized and in cause of your body, mind and future

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>>15393
Verywell.

You're not missing anything.

Based and NEETpilled.