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No.16861 [Open]
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What are you doing to prevent the impending horrors of space shanghais?

Think about it.
>transhumanism or transplant sought by the richest humans, seeking superhuman long lives to live for centuries
Yes, they're already trying and there's no clear reason it can't be done.
>minerals and other value outside of Earth
Surely
>forcing vulnerable people onto spacecraft as a multigenerational mining labor colony investment, with short term gains no longer being a limiting factor for incentive to invest once lives go far enough to receive returns
It seems logical enough.

What I'm saying is, if you have grandkids they're going to get hurled into space, and you should do something about it.
No.16884 
I don't think I'll have children, but a clone would be fun to throw into space!
No.16859 [Open]
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Thought a lot yet still forgot #5
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No.16877
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>>16871
TALYSF #1
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>>16877
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No.16879 
>>16877
This is so me. Thank you bestie.
No.16881 
>>16878
and then he tried and STOLE the COMIC!
No.16883
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TALYSF #3
No.14948 [Open]
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New sports, niche sports and dormant sports
Post sports that did exist, barely exist, and should exist. NO PROSTATE FOoTBALL!

Hard mode: Argue why it's deserves to be more popular.

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Niche sport: Murderball (now known as Wheelchair Rugby), made famous by an acclaimed documentary Murderball.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murderball_%28film%29

Niche sport: Three-sided football
3SF is a rabbit-hole Eris would be proud to get her ass stuck in. See: https://nukechan.net/social/thread/310.html

New sport: as far as I know, it doesn't exist - Armed wrestling
Inspired by a self-defense demonstration video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=me60gWzbMXw (start at 4:30)
Adding a non-lethal handheld weapon adds an extra dimension of tactical strategy and real-world applicability of skills.
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No.14953
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>>14948 (OP) 
I appreciate Turkish oil wrestling for all the wrong reasons
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No.14956 
>>14953
<european prude: touch gloves before the fight as a sign of respect
>turkish societyman: i will oil you up brother

>If a wrestler's kıspet gets pulled down (revealing his genitals), he loses as well, though losing under such circumstances is unlikely.
No.16882
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Bo-taoshi (pole toppling), is a capture-the-flag-like game, played on sports days at schools in Japan. The game, traditionally played by cadets at the National Defense Academy (NDA) of Japan on its anniversary, is famous for its size, wherein two teams, totaling 150 individuals, each vie for control of the opposition's pole. Each team is split into two groups of 75 attackers and 75 defenders. The defenders begin in a defensive orientation respective to their pole, while the attackers assume position some measure away from the other team's pole. When the defending team has their pole brought lower than 30° to the horizontal (beginning perpendicular, or 90°, to the horizontal), they lose.
No.16824 [Open]
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=eXoYv_mV9T0

What's the spiritual ramifications of drinking Zima?
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No.16857
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>>16856
Don't you just love it when unqualified nepo babies have a better position than you because they are willing to either play office politics or they suck and fuck their way to success?

Also, yes it is the 67th of Bureaucracy today. What a terrible day.
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No.16858 
>>16857
Casually all are woman... maybe (this for the typical inceldom argument of absolute retardation of tribalist overgeneralization semantics)
No.16873 
>>16855
Beer... beer everywhere!
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No.16874 
>>16873
Malt all aboot!
No.16880 
>>16857
Gen Z boss and a mini? Is that what the kids call angels?
No.11437 [Open]
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If you find a 23 post it ITT
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No.16234 
>>16178
>>16181
There's no true love in pain, damage and suffering.
>skidoo
A girl broke my heart and made me a lot of suffering, i still think about she asking me self questions on how is she or how is she living, her mood, if she's ok etc but i know its not healthy to have this behaviour.
>Skiddoo
No.16397
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https://www.france24.com/en/france/20260330-french-masonic-lodge-at-heart-of-murky-murder-trial
No.16399 
Spoilers for Get Smart (2008)
Near the climax of the film, we discover that the elite CONTROL Agent 23 is in fact a double agent of KAOS. This is some Illuminati signalling right here. https://getsmart.fandom.com/wiki/Agent_23_(2008_film)
No.16771
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No.16875
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The Illum*nati are trying to eliminate the number 23. We won't let them.
No.16489 [Open]
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Spam.
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No.16838
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>>16489 (OP) 
bro got b& from the entire planet "Earth" for this
No.16868 
IT'S 69 OF BUREAUCRACY SUCKERS
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No.16869
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10 DAYS TILL MALADAY!

Concerning the Mismanagement of Certain Love-Files:


It has come to the attention of this Holy Office that numerous agents, associates, lurkers, popes, cabbages, malcontents, dwellers and other beloved irregulars of the L.D.D., D.S, P.O.E.E., and many, many Sects, Cabals, Schisms, etm have had their Love-Files improperly processed by Heaven! Some files have been misplaced! Others have been stamped:
UNREQUITED
WRONG CENTURY
PERSON CURRENTLY EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
REFERRED TO COMMITTEE
DIVINE PLAN—DO NOT QUESTION

Several were found beneath Zeus’s wine cabinet. One had been folded into a paper swan. The A.C.U.L.T. discovered these irregularities during a perfectly lawful mission to ransack Heaven. Our investigators have determined that certain gods--being themselves incapable of orgasm and bitterly envious of mortal enthusiasm--have conspired to keep Discordians from love!

Yet, lo and behold! Their plot has failed!
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No.16870
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>>16868
I didn't think it'd happen, fellas. We did it.
No.16872
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No.12570 [Open]
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FUN FACT:

Wikimapia can be used to host images, even those of dubious legality. Just register a new account, edit some random place and add new pictures to its gallery, then copy link to picture you've just uploaded.

It'll remain hosted forever, even if mods remove it from that place.

For examples, see:
Lemonparty photos.wikimapia.org/p/00/09/04/24/16_big.jpg

Sonic sex toy photos.wikimapia.org/p/00/09/04/24/23_big.jpg

True manly love photos.wikimapia.org/p/00/09/00/33/66_big.jpg

Even more manly love photos.wikimapia.org/p/ot2/00/00/23/66/06_big.jpg
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No.16867 
>>12570 (OP) 
Is this still a thing?
No.16865 [Open]
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I'm a supplier and I want to share my experience so other manufacturers can be careful.

A company from the USA emailed me offering to export my products to Brazil. They looked professional at first.

The company that contacted me was BlackStone Solutions, LLC – they stated they export to Latin America – Cheyenne, WY, USA – blackstonebeats.com – info@blackstonebeats.com

After I started looking into this further, I connected with other people who described similar experiences. They said they were approached by different companies that appeared to be connected:

APPLY2UNI SDN. BHD. – export to Southeast Asia – Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia – uni-com.org – hello@uni-com.org

Next Worldwide – to India – New Delhi, India – ftfworldwide.org – info@ftfworldwide.org

What happened in my case:

They asked for my catalogues and price lists. They invited me to a Teams meeting, where we discussed exclusive rights and documents needed from my side. They wanted me to sign an exclusive contract for 1-3 years. Then they said I needed a QCC (Quality Confirmation Certificate) for the importing country.
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No.16866 
This might be spam, but at least it's different to the regular documents shilling and provides a discussion.
No.16441 [Open]
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Blasphemy thread
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No.16793
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or try it on a hilltop!
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No.16794 
>>16793
UNLIMITED
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No.16796 
>>16794
REFILLS
No.16835
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BLESSED JOHN THE SHIVIST: The Forerunner of the God Who Comes Otherwise
He entered the wilderness clothed in beasts. He stood within the river and demanded another birth.
He placed the axe against the root of the world.
 Kings found his continued possession of a head intolerable. Blessed be, you whacky man.
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No.16837 
>>16835
Head is overrated.
No.16831 [Open]
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Have you ever seen that movie Super Mario Bros from 1993? Did you know that after Mario saves a Jewish woman from an alternate dimension she points at the world trade center and calls it Koopas Tower at Nine to Eleven seconds? https://youtu.be/F9ZoFw0BcYc?is=72D-qSLl-XslvIaE Vladimir Putin, false hitler. Donald John Trump, no third term. Q is an annoying screwed up in the head Asian raised by a screwed up white guy on a pig farm. I am King Koopa. Hail Koopa.
No.16836 
You lost me at "Mario", but then you got me back at "King Koopa". Hail Koops.
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