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Ricordati che l'hai chiesto tu.
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When did YOU learn your personality isn't real? Who you are as a person is your true self, your Oversoul, warped and distorted by brain chemistry and neural pathways into a second identity.
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>a second identity
Y stop there?
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>>16746
this guy gets it
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>>16757
>Pineal gland, higher self, true self, agathodaemon, holy guardian angel, godhead, inner guide, bicameral mind, tulpa
All are the same phenomena of maybe imaginary friends or another personality?
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>>16758
depends on which kind of answer you want
>>16745 (OP) 
I'm writing a diacordian book with myself and 3 other selves. There is 1 more self but he occasionally likes to drift about. 
This is not including intuition.

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Spam.
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>>16675
Polish people are real? I thought you guys were just larping?

I mean if Finland isn't real, it's not to far off to expect that of poland, right?
I honestly never hear about Denmark. I'd believe Finland stories sooner than them.
Name a food from Denmark. Or even a water from there. Try.
>Denmark
You mean North Norway?
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Food?
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>lost my L.A. privileges
fuck, man

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In this thread:

Choose wisely.
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>>13908
THAT IS NO HAND.
THAT'S A CORED APPLE.
>>13765
They say that in Erischan, there are no neutrals there.
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>>14904
i mean they're not much baldr than the other one
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Consider, on the left, the caveman. He grabs his bone and strangles and shakes it until he can barely feel anymore. HNNG HNNNG!!!, he yells, each day and night. A crude, repulsive character.

Then consider, on the right, the gentleman. This fine winner chooses not to poop for six hours, gracefully stimulating his prostate.

So, who do you wish to be?

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Before you can be with that girl you met on the internet you must first get past her Four Devas, her Reality Marble, her Upgraded Form, her Sealed Demon, and her Final Form. Are you man enough for her?
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>Upgraded Form
I'm out.
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Thankfully I'm man enough enough to be a fag, yet not man enough to snag another fag

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Might there be any Discordians in Singapore? Am I truly alone here? This place feels like it had fun once and said "absolutely not." immediately afterwards. I thought I was a weird outsider as an American, but boy fuckin howdy am I off the deep end here.
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>>15959
Unfortunately, no; instead it was a gift from my fiancee for our wedding. I hope to place it on the cake.
fart in my ass and call me germy, I am still here and boy howdy, this place is pretty much the exact opposite of anything Discordian; the people here with whom I've any familiarity seem to all be little tyrants, servants to the idea of Civil Society and Doing What You're told. It's a society of people bullied by the dead, it seems.

Granted, I've also been pretty much totally isolated. I can finally get a job now, though, so that's going to change things dramatically, I hope.
>>16759
>this place is pretty much the exact opposite of anything Discordian
I assumed that people already knew this about Singapore, or at least their government.
I do agree with them caning scammers, and the lack of litter. But that's about it.
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>>16759
>singapore
never been, but i hear it's a fine city
>a society of people bullied by the dead, it seems
heh, best of luck and don't let them ghosts get to ya
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>>16759
>>16762

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a man of cloth or a man of cock?
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Ayyyy ayyyyy Fack you stochkof
Wsg everyone lol just got on the fuckin onion sites after 4 years!!
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>>16715
wow that's a really long load time even for tor almost as bad as dial up or i2p even
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>>16755
>not routing through 100,000 botnet devices when you post
enjoy being pwnt by the feds, fucko

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Is the self eternal, or non-existent?

Why are there such vastly contrasting views on such a fundamental aspect?

It just seems like, really, we know nothing. And this shit is all just made up.

What is the point of living? Why are we here? Where are we going? Why is the universe so vast and empty? Why do we die?
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>>16754 (OP) 
yes

humans fundamentally cannot agree on anything

isn't one. because your parents fucked. along with the solar system. not enough stuff to fill it. entropy.

I just lost The Game.

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What does home mean to you?
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>>15459
Alas, I am homeless.
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>>15266 (OP) 
That home appears to be homeless.
>>15266 (OP) 
where I hang my hat
it's that show with huge lorry in it!

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I don't really mind it
Why can't people do poker machine shootings instead of school shootings?
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well there was that vegas thing
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>>16749
which vegas thing? my friend says over 3 things have happened there
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>>16750
they're talking about the film casino
good film. everyone agrees.

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bad news everyone. turns out that this whole time, Eris has been Bugs Bunny in drag.
we've been duped!
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no, no I was calling you a *quean*.
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Princessss!!
>>16693 (OP) 
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>>16693 (OP) 
>bad news everyone. turns out that this whole time, Eris has been Bugs Bunny in drag.
>we've been duped!
We'all know from old times of of old Erisians and Discordians that the Pookah was Eris all the time. if you dont believe ask your pineal gland and start to ask more questions to Sirius dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b0DY2gXfc8
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>>16742
>23:36:45
just in time for the dog days

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