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No.15778 [Open]
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Santa Claus died for your sins.
No.15784 
>Santa Claus died for your sins.
Sound valid to me.
No.15786 
but he's still gonna deliver the presents, right?
No.15733 [Open]
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It's biologically hardcoded for people to seek out multiple mates to ensure the continuation of their genetic line. So why aren't we all practicing polygamy? Why is that conveniently considered “degenerate” by conservatives?
>le degeneracy is bad society
Except society today isn't the same as the world we evolved from. It’s not even the same as it was in the 1900s. The world today is so radically different and fast changing from anything our ancestors evolved to face. It begs the question: if we have no need for a good amount of these hardcoded behaviors (since they’re maladaptive anyway) why are we still abiding by them? Why should we abide by them?
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No.15779 
>>15774
Wow, I didn't even notice the time. Truly impressive.
No.15781 
I think having more than one spouse would be fun. But surely the pazazz would fade, no?
Imagine have sex 32 times in a row everyday. Sounds very tiring.
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No.15782 
>>15781
>Sounds very tiring.
There was an HBO series called Big Love about a Mormon polygamist family living in the suburbs. In one episode the guy nearly ODs on those little blue pills trying to keep up and keep it up with his three wives. Be careful what you wish for as the saying goes.
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No.15783 
>>15770
To be fair, it's not uncommon for people to have multiple relationships at a time, it's just very rare for those relationships to all have equal standing legally/culturally. Like having what the kids call a "side piece" isn't uncommon, sometimes the wife even approves because she might not want sex that often.

>>15781
>>15782
The mormons are doing it wrong. Bisexuality is mandatory for everyone in a polycule to be sexually satisfied, if the male:female ratio lies outside the range [0.8,2.6].
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No.15785 
>>15783
>The mormons are doing it wrong
Well, in the aforementioned series the writers addressed that notion. In one family the sister wives played together. A Machiavellian first born son was a repressed homosexual and a depiction of one of the sects featured a prominent family member who was a butch lesbian costumed in male garb and it was implied that she had a harem of her own if I recall correctly.
>Bisexuality is mandatory
The fuck? That reads very weird. Sexuality bi or otherwise is not even nor should it be considered mandatory. Do you write for cable television or something?
No.15777 [Open]
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Hi, since I have no one to confide in, I am going to write about my misfortunes here. I HAVE A MISERABLE HATRED FOR MY BROTHER. He never stops bothering me and is overprotective and strict to the point that he becomes UNBEARABLE. At first it was understandable, well, I was hospitalized for difficulties, well, complicated ones, but it got to the point where he took away my free will. I couldn't watch the movies I liked or even listen to music. I couldn't have friends, and he would give me a stupid excuse like, “You want to have friends so badly? Wait until next school year.” If you don't understand me, I study at a virtual school, and well, that's it.
No.15769 [Open]
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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
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No.15775 
>>15769 (OP) 
Sound like a Tao Quote but in a way a Scientology quote.
No.15776 
I'm not convinced that this Jaden Smith character is real.
No.15759 [Open]
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I don't understand the timekeeping on this site.
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No.15760 
>>15759 (OP) 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordian_calendar
I guess the hover tooltip that converts to Gregorian calendar doesn't work on mobile, but the relative time works the same. (hr-1 -> 1 hour ago, d-3 -> 3 days ago)

>Is this board alive?
This is a question for the philosophy board. I do believe in the distinction between computers (not alive) and organisms (partly alive).
No.15771 
I was always interested in this board, so I am trying it out, now.
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No.15772
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>>15771
Nice, welcome Pope. We have a chaotic history so don't be afraid of the strange.

I'm curious, what were some things you found interesting about our board?
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No.15773 
>>15772
oh, I didn't realize how small that book was. Try >>>/eris/76
No.14558 [Open]
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Welcome to 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄

Post pretty ꠸ꪀᠻ᥅ꪖᦓꪻ᥅ꪊᥴꪻꪊ᥅ꫀ and ugly shitty 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝚁𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙲𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴. Chaotic or not. Just post your damn 🄸🄽🄵🅁🄰🅂🅃🅁🅄🄲🅃🅄🅁🄴

(See also: Architecture >>>/aes/9 )
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No.15764
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Thread infrastructure has now been fixed. Thank you for your patience.
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wowo i wonder where evil doctor doomray hid  their evil lair???
No.15767
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>>15764
Hooray!
No.15724 [Open]
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My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins... here.
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>>15724 (OP) 
>>15728
>Being gay
This is madness!
>Also
And ilegal and a terrorist act in a lot of countrys!
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No.15732
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Room temp IQ individuals will really watch Taxi Driver and think "this is a man to be emulated"
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No.15766
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>>15732
No.15780 
I guess hating yourself would be homophobic
No.15750 [Open]
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Ah, a rare, medium-coherent, moderately tragic, late-industrial node with high loyalty-bias but low self-trust. That will resonate beautifully with cluster X-91 when they evolve two layers further.
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No.15761 
>>15752
I live near a fucking wizard and I keep picking up their messages whenever some international prick misses his head by a few meters.
Luckily we get along well, he likes my cookies, so he's teaching me how to tell these bozos to fuck off and try next door. He says that only witches curse people who do that. Who knew?
No.15756 [Open]
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So, a Discordian, a Kopimist, an imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar...
No.15757 
A bit hazy on how the middle part might go, but what if the punchline was and then the Kopimist says, I'll have what he's having! ?
No.15758 
I'm sure the rabbi would say Shalom,
the imam, duty-bound, replies Salam,
the Kopimist, appreciating this imitation, echoes Shalam,
to which the Discordian obviously responds, salami!
No.15403 [Open]
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Uh oh, the dogs are falling
No.15415 
We know who controls the cats, but who controls the dogs?
No.15722 
Down, boy!
No.15740
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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?
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No.15753 
>>15740
I did.
No.15754 
I did.
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