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Ricordati che l'hai chiesto tu.
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ERISIAN zine


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I don't really mind it
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>>16750
they're talking about the film casino
good film. everyone agrees.
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>>16750
>my friend says over 3 things have happened there
Your friend is not incorrect.
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>>16750
>over 3
wow!` That's an important number, it shows up everywhere I look.
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>>16773
examples of a number over 3? 5.
NOT a coincidence.
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>>16776
I object!

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>>16505
the man in the yellow hat
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>>16513
the men in the yellow suits are looking for him too.
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>>16513
Curiosity killed the Curie.
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>>16777
A marvel of modern times, like the pyramids of old.

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Spam.
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>Denmark
You mean North Norway?
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Food?
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>lost my L.A. privileges
fuck, man
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Edward Snowden discovered in France
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>>16774

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If you find a 23 post it ITT
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>>16178
what is love?
baby please hurt me
please hurt me
some more
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>>16181
There's no true love in pain, damage and suffering.
>skidoo
A girl broke my heart and made me a lot of suffering, i still think about she asking me self questions on how is she or how is she living, her mood, if she's ok etc but i know its not healthy to have this behaviour.
>Skiddoo
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Spoilers for Get Smart (2008)
Near the climax of the film, we discover that the elite CONTROL Agent 23 is in fact a double agent of KAOS. This is some Illuminati signalling right here. https://getsmart.fandom.com/wiki/Agent_23_(2008_film)
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Blasphemy thread
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>>16711
MOOOODS DELTERLE THIS !!!
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Is another chaos god blasphemy?
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I was the Pope who pontificated Ugandan Knuckles into his own papacy.
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My favorite blasphemies are the ones that are true, false and meaningless in some sense.

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When did YOU learn your personality isn't real? Who you are as a person is your true self, your Oversoul, warped and distorted by brain chemistry and neural pathways into a second identity.
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>a second identity
Y stop there?
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>>16746
this guy gets it
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>>16757
>Pineal gland, higher self, true self, agathodaemon, holy guardian angel, godhead, inner guide, bicameral mind, tulpa
All are the same phenomena of maybe imaginary friends or another personality?
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>>16758
depends on which kind of answer you want
>>16745 (OP) 
I'm writing a diacordian book with myself and 3 other selves. There is 1 more self but he occasionally likes to drift about. 
This is not including intuition.

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In this thread:

Choose wisely.
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>>13908
THAT IS NO HAND.
THAT'S A CORED APPLE.
>>13765
They say that in Erischan, there are no neutrals there.
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>>14904
i mean they're not much baldr than the other one
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Consider, on the left, the caveman. He grabs his bone and strangles and shakes it until he can barely feel anymore. HNNG HNNNG!!!, he yells, each day and night. A crude, repulsive character.

Then consider, on the right, the gentleman. This fine winner chooses not to poop for six hours, gracefully stimulating his prostate.

So, who do you wish to be?

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Before you can be with that girl you met on the internet you must first get past her Four Devas, her Reality Marble, her Upgraded Form, her Sealed Demon, and her Final Form. Are you man enough for her?
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>Upgraded Form
I'm out.
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Thankfully I'm man enough enough to be a fag, yet not man enough to snag another fag

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Might there be any Discordians in Singapore? Am I truly alone here? This place feels like it had fun once and said "absolutely not." immediately afterwards. I thought I was a weird outsider as an American, but boy fuckin howdy am I off the deep end here.
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>>15959
Unfortunately, no; instead it was a gift from my fiancee for our wedding. I hope to place it on the cake.
fart in my ass and call me germy, I am still here and boy howdy, this place is pretty much the exact opposite of anything Discordian; the people here with whom I've any familiarity seem to all be little tyrants, servants to the idea of Civil Society and Doing What You're told. It's a society of people bullied by the dead, it seems.

Granted, I've also been pretty much totally isolated. I can finally get a job now, though, so that's going to change things dramatically, I hope.
>>16759
>this place is pretty much the exact opposite of anything Discordian
I assumed that people already knew this about Singapore, or at least their government.
I do agree with them caning scammers, and the lack of litter. But that's about it.
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>>16759
>singapore
never been, but i hear it's a fine city
>a society of people bullied by the dead, it seems
heh, best of luck and don't let them ghosts get to ya
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>>16759
>>16762

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a man of cloth or a man of cock?
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Ayyyy ayyyyy Fack you stochkof
Wsg everyone lol just got on the fuckin onion sites after 4 years!!
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>>16715
wow that's a really long load time even for tor almost as bad as dial up or i2p even
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>>16755
>not routing through 100,000 botnet devices when you post
enjoy being pwnt by the feds, fucko

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