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🗿Welcome🗿

Due to unforeseen circumstances, this is the only available venue for our regular meeting. We hope the locals aren't disturbed by us.
Now then, on to business.

How goes our efforts to eliminate politeness traditions, sarcasm, and other lies of daily life? These are a consistent drain on efficiency and social cooperation!

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What would make you explode?
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>>12972
Spiffy!
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a pipe bomb
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>>11950 (OP) 
FOOF

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I found a strangely liminal place in Singapore.

Look at it.
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>>15993
And guess who got kicked out of said garden! iT's OnLy fOr EmPlOyEeS
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>>15993
>2nd picrel
>VISION EXCHANGE
>>16012
Not allowed to view the Vision Exchange gardens? LOL False advertising!
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>>16016
free fun is illegal in singapore and it is slowly killing me, but at least i now have a plump wife
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>>16063
The Third Space must be freed!
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>>16065
great nirvana

best price

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What the fuck is really going on?
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I said 'hey'!
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HEEEEEEYYYYYY! HEEEEEEYYYYYY! HEEEEEEYYYYYY!
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[muffled singing]
>>16046 (OP) 
“What three lessons did you learn, Aesma?” asked YISUN after they had left.
“The universe is somewhat wheel-shaped!” said Aesma, proud.
“Surely, but only from one angle,” said YISUN, amused.
“The universal art is violence!” continued Aesma, hotly.
“Truly, but the second and far greater is lying,” said YISUN.
“The Truth is dependent on those who uphold it!” she finished, stamping her feet.
“There is no such thing as Truth,” said YISUN, “rely on lies instead. They are far more consistent.”
“Why, Lord?” sputtered Aesma.
“Because we constantly strive to uphold them.”
“What is your meaning, oh lord of lords, oh queen of queens!” growled Aesma,  gnashing her white teeth. “You sent me on this fool’s errand!”
“You are a liar, and you have a mind of boiling wicked schemes,” said YISUN, “and for this you are my favored daughter. You alone among my disciples struggle.”
“Struggle, Lord?” said Aesma, trying to catch some meaning.
“Struggle is all there is,” said YISUN, “want and struggle are the twin essences of existence, and to rest is death. You are a mercurial fighter, quick of finger, you hate stagnation and thirst terribly for power. You accept the world not as it is but  seek greater shapes beyond, and strive fiercely to carve it to your will with the dread instruments of hunger. For this you are my strongest disciple.”
“I still don’t understand,” fumed Aesma, frustrated.
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Sex.
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SIX
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>>16061
Now I'm interested!

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If you find a 23 post it ITT
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>>15840
That man is very fast, like flash.
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Even the neo-nonce nonsense of the Creativity cult can't escape the universal truth of 23
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>>16023
here's another

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I think it's a damn shame that butts are almost always considered sexual or gross. Why can't they just be butts more often?

I can't even find a good example image, so just have a Q&A with nudists being casual
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>>14996
>my memory itches about a cartoon called Assy McGee.
<it was canceled after two seasons due to negative reviews from people, even the show's creators.
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>>15001
Know when to hold and when to fold.
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>>16041
Except you never fold.
>>14996

>If you want something more 'butt of the joke' my memory itches about a cartoon called Assy McGee.

I remember it.  It was one of the worst shows that Adult Swim ever aired, with the sort of humor that even the most immature elementary schooler would be bored by.  Even shit like The Day My Butt Went Psycho was better than that absolute garbage.
>>16050
Damn, OpenAI is really getting desperate.

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Your dinner is served.
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>>15893
Not hot enough!
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Our cabal insists that all meals be prepared using appropriate anticontamination facewear.

The tradition started as a ploy to catch out the infamous "there's a hair in my soup" infiltrator (DBUH) and remained because of all the benefits. Cabal illness rates are down 2%!
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>>14038
It's a party on a plate!
>>15920
Is this that sous vide thing I've been hearing so much about?
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>>16043
We've always promoted the vide sous, a reverse suevi, if you will. You vacuum seal yourself and hop in a sauna at fancy mealtimes.

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Write cryptic replies on this post.
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>>15038
He looks like the kid version of Lupin III

Very cute
Would relish as I consume
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O, Eris take my heart which has hardened like a rock. Take it and use it to stone Greyface!
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test post; ignore.
>>14818
pamkaek!

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BEGIN PICNIC

We're having a picnic!
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>>13066
You must construct additional picnics.
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She fetches pizza from unsuspecting picnicers. Truly man's best friend.
>>13845
AAAAAAAA
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END PICNIC

Picnic time is over. The People™ have occupied this land for shelter and foodplant.

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