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No.14941 [Open]
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No.14967
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>>14966
oh really?  when I was growing up, they were classified as a nut, becaus e nuts can have milk.
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No.14968 
>>14967
This is just the attention towards moon plus maybe a tip that there Has to be stop of idiocy of drillers and odkrywkowcy,they do that and Abella Anderson so called Latina Sajanina is a porn star
No.14969 
This nigger Gambino shils me like you can grow wheat underground rice is also a wheat
No.14970 
>>14966
Isn't it a bird?
No.14971
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It is your annual Fearless Fred Day reminder. You have been reminded.
No.14069 [Open]
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>hey man, we cool, just don't touch my xbox
wat do?
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No.14127 
>>14079
I wanna start living my life like this
No.14142
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>>14079
you're boring
No.14962 
youre borning
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No.14964 
>>14962
Oh yeah well you're... you're... uh... I mean...

*breaths heavier*

It's, it's, um, like, the uh...

*looks around with a panicked expression*

the... the you, um, we, are... ummmmmmm...

*eyes unfocus*

The... the...
THE END IS NIGH. ON THE FIFTY FIFTH DAY OF CONFUSION I, SLYATYBAKSHAK, FIFTH LEUTENANT OF HER GRAND ARMEE, WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR PITIFUL MATERIAL PLANE AND LAY WASTE TO IT. THE SKY WILL BE AS BLOOD AND THE LAND WILL BE AS PLASTIC. THE EARTH SHALL SHAKE AND INVERT, AND SWALLOW YOUR CITIES WHOLE. THE VERY STARS SHALL TREMBLE UNDER THE BOOTS OF MY ARMEE
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No.14965 
>>14964
I forgot that the Illuminati added the Hand of Eris into Unicode. I wonder what cabals had to do to get that deal to work.
>The symbol was accepted by Unicode in 2016 as U+2BF0 ⯰ ERIS FORM ONE
No.14926 [Open]
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It's 69 Discord 3191. Post your opinions on Erischan.
Optional opinions:
>do we have a culture
>whats wrong with it
>aesthetics - yes/no
>anything broken
>where do you see erischan in 5 years
>moderation,curation,overlording: too hot, too cold, just right
>name one (1) or more (>) features you didnt know this site had
>are we ready for a new zine
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No.14940 
>>14926 (OP) 
>do we have a culture
yes
>whats wrong with it
its empty
>aesthetics - yes/no
comme ci comme ca
>anything broken
no
>where do you see erischan in 5 years
either nowhere or something happened
>moderation,curation,overlording: too hot, too cold, just right
its fine
>name one (1) or more (>) features you didnt know this site had
idk
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No.14959 
>do we have a culture
yes
>whats wrong with it
nothing
>aesthetics - yes/no
whatever
>anything broken
idk, probably not
>where do you see erischan in 5 years
likely not reminiscing about good old times because, the "golden era" of imageboards seems to be gone in general
>moderation,curation,overlording: too hot, too cold, just right
way too hot; KimmoAlming hard and trying to have another anontalk (minus pedos everywhere)
>name one (1) or more (>) features you didnt know this site had
idk
>are we ready for a new zine
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No.14960 
>>14926 (OP) 
>do we have a culture
flipped a coin and it came up heads
>whats wrong with it
could use some more rum 
>aesthetics - yes/no
all of the above
>anything broken
english when polish posting
>where do you see erischan in 5 years
onion because clearnet has got like two more weeks left
>moderation,curation,overlording: too hot, too cold, just right
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>name one (1) or more (>) features you didnt know this site had
shill passes are reasonably priced compared to other sites
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>>14960
>onion because clearnet has got like two more weeks left
You mean it isn't onion now?
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No.14963 
>>14961
>You mean it isn't onion now?
no, but due to doom scrolling recent censorship laws, my answer to
>where do YOU see erischan in 5 years
is to flippantly reply with onion because clearnet has got like two more weeks left at this point
No.14948 [Open]
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New sports, niche sports and dormant sports
Post sports that did exist, barely exist, and should exist. NO PROSTATE FOoTBALL!

Hard mode: Argue why it's deserves to be more popular.

___
Niche sport: Murderball (now known as Wheelchair Rugby), made famous by an acclaimed documentary Murderball.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murderball_%28film%29

Niche sport: Three-sided football
3SF is a rabbit-hole Eris would be proud to get her ass stuck in. See: https://nukechan.net/social/thread/310.html

New sport: as far as I know, it doesn't exist - Armed wrestling
Inspired by a self-defense demonstration video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=me60gWzbMXw (start at 4:30)
Adding a non-lethal handheld weapon adds an extra dimension of tactical strategy and real-world applicability of skills.
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No.14953
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>>14948 (OP) 
I appreciate Turkish oil wrestling for all the wrong reasons
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No.14956 
>>14953
<european prude: touch gloves before the fight as a sign of respect
>turkish societyman: i will oil you up brother

>If a wrestler's kıspet gets pulled down (revealing his genitals), he loses as well, though losing under such circumstances is unlikely.
No.14715 [Open]
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Write cryptic replies on this post.
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No.14825 
>>14715 (OP) 
This reminds me of the roof from LSD.
No.14829 
>>14818
Ah, the chainy grib. My gramma used to make one. Tasty.
No.14830 
This is clearly a sign. Should have done it earlier. Now She's a bit pissed. I'm sorry! I'm sorry for real okay, stop nagging me.
No.14933 
It is claimed that Arnold Juklerød was healthy before his forced hospitalization. A commission that was appointed in 1988 claimed that in the worst case he suffered from an "insanity without symptoms."
No.14935 
Twenty three, twenty four-oh-oh!
No.11437 [Open]
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If you find a 23 post it ITT
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No.14609
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>>14608
That's numberwang!
No.14793
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>>11437 (OP) 
The first time I went to a Protestant Christian church was on the 23rd day of month (I think the Goddess Eris and RAW with his tunnel perspective theory inspired my curiosity to go check that Haunted House).
The Haunted Mansion cult members acted like a bunch of tribalistic primates which did not disappoint my expectations.
The second time I casually went again to the same church (ignoring the day number) was the following month on the 23rd of the month.
This time they acted even more primitive and tribalistic and more hatefull of others and say a lot of thing based on nothing more of Ignorance hate or they magic book and magii voice opinion, opposing science and universities and against things that bring benefit to mankind and insulting women just because (they) it says so in the bible (suppusosedly or some jew stories).
I never went back to that place again, I prefer to be with other tribal primates or on other Haunted Houses but not that people and place that're very hatefull of life.
That happened this year 2025.
>So
There's One month and 5 days to my 23rd birthday (6 May).
No.14807
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No.14918
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>23区
I swear I saw one, but then it vanished. It was spooky.
No.14934
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No.9701 [Open]
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post your mp4s/webms here
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No.14922
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No.14925
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>>11674
No.14928
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>>14922
Mentioned in ERISIAN 00001
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_5FFYMe-MGE
No.14931 
>>11604
This was awesome, so I stole it.
You're welcome.
No.14932 
>>11603
cute little car
No.14819 [Open]
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/eris/ is cordially invited to join us at the 4th Soulcalibur 6 tournament.
You may choose 1 or 2 characters to fight (preferably a b-tan or character relevant for your board).
The 4th tournament is being hosted.
This is an interboard event with a lot of other boards participating.
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No.14902 
grandma match coming up
https://cytu.be/r/8duels
No.14912
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EVENT IS STARTING AGAIN NOW
https://cytu.be/r/8duels
No.14913 
grandma vs avellana up now
https://cytu.be/r/8duels
No.14914 
Is there a playlist of past matches? Timezones mean that these are played at a time I just can't come too.
No.14930
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weird kink, not judging
No.12767 [Open]
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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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No.14893
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Every time you pray to the water god, a coffee spills on someone's lap.
Diuretic-ass heathens.
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No.14921
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>>14893
but if it weren't for coffee i would not be staying hydrated
No.14923
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What the fuck. They can't keep eating this at any point after the 1930s.
No.14558 [Open]
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No.14824 
I really want to join the right path and been loved and seen
No.14915
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moar bridge
we must connect it all
a bridge from my house to yours
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No.14916
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>>14915
There are so many bridges.
No.14917 
>>14635
>My only question is where is the driver? (that is my only question)
My only answer is that where they're going, they don't need no driver (that is my only answer)
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>>14917
They're going to pick up a driver.
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