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No.15089 [Open]
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Boredom can make your dildo suffer from depression.
No.15071 [Open]
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Drinking methylated spirits makes people do weird things
No.15084 
Your country doesn't put poison in it to make it undrinkable?
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No.15087
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>>15084
Nope. Just a drop of bitterant
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No.15088 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w58_e8B7Ebk

>>15087
I've heard some places go further and put a... emetic, well I just learned that word, emetic in it to induce vomiting.
No.13210 [Open]
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fuck the UK
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No.15059 
>>13210 (OP) 
Yes, very much.
No.15060 
Can't even have a piss there without the government checking you've got the "right" parts.
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>>15060
actual safety sign for an urinal in the UK
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>>15061
just a wee bit over-hydrated and taking the piss. Stay safe!
No.15086
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This is what English died for in Dunkirk.
No.15074 [Open]
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That thing the sigil thing
It's work on your own experience?
>Also
I draw dick on woman bathroom walls to turn them sexually.
Same with man bathroom walls but with some anatomically acurate vaginas and two or three Venus of Willendorf.
>I call it Sexuallyprop.
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No.15075
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>>15074 (OP) 
Yes it works
>anyway
DAMN THE AUSSIES ARE INSANE
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>>15075
>2 Million
>Airdropping Poisonous Sausages
No.15082
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>>15075
probably fake, but I hope it's real and it wouldn't be going far enough.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1bRmFT-HyRs
No.15085 
>>15074 (OP) 
>It's work on your own experience?
No, probably because can't forget
No.15072 [Open]
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i'm writing some comments explaining sed expressions

almost every time I find myself subconciously typing sex ed... instead of sed ex...

is it high time to take a walk outside and have a fap?
Replies: >>15081
No.15073 
>shows picture of vagina on the board
>shows the kids a labia as an example
the sad state of education these days.

Anyway, my advice is to just keep explaining sed until you have a spontaneous orgasm. Regular expressions are hotter than public masturbation.
Replies: >>15079
No.15079 
>>15073
I did and it was indeed orgasmic when I ran the script and everything worked, finishing job that would take 2 weeks in 30 minutes.
No.15081
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>>15072 (OP) 
s/sex ed/sed ex/g
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This is how Catholic youth gets deep into studying Pope's teachings.
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Write cryptic replies on this post.
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No.15014 
fafafooey
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No.15038
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Always check for Matsuno before you chomp.
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No.15045 
>>15038
He looks like the kid version of Lupin III

Very cute
Would relish as I consume
No.15069
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O, Eris take my heart which has hardened like a rock. Take it and use it to stone Greyface!
No.11437 [Open]
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If you find a 23 post it ITT
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No.15022
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HMM!
HMMMM!
I SMELL MARIJUANA!
YOU BOYS GETTING HIGH IN HERE?
No.15049
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I did not find a 23, but I did find a 5.
This apple tree has been bullied by the power of Eris into becoming a creeping plant. Russians used this technique, plus others, to grow subtropical plants in their horrible cold weather.
https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/2020/04/fruit-trenches-cultivating-subtropical-plants-in-freezing-temperatures/
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>>15049
I've seen some espaliers before, but that was an interesting read.
>bullied by the power of Eris into becoming a creeping plant
Heh, what with especially weird and gnarly trees being recognized as the home of woodland spirits and fae folk and so on.
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>>15050
Ah, I didn't know the term espalier and now I get to look at wacky trees.
No.15068 
>>>/eris/4049
The magic number.
No.15029 [Open]
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It was me. I did it.
No.15030
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Why did you do it, kid?

Why did you have to go and do it?
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No.15031 
>>15030
Well if I didn't do it, someone else would!
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No.15033
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>>15031
Exactly. I wanted to do it.
No.15066 
You unstuck that stuck pixel on my screen? I have to thank you!
No.12767 [Open]
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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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No.15052
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God damn it I'm hydrated

I thought about continuing the piss conversation but decided against it. Im gonna get a 40 bass accordion. I just hope that's enough bass.
No.15053 
Wrong picture
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No.15054 
Just hydrated.(⌐■ᴗ■)

>>15053
idk pope, I like it/
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No.15055 
>>15054
Even plants hydrate. You should too!
No.15064 
Hydrotime.
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