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we had a nice Afflux.
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No.15778 [Open]
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Santa Claus died for your sins.
No.15784 
>Santa Claus died for your sins.
Sound valid to me.
No.15786 
but he's still gonna deliver the presents, right?
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No.15795 
>>15786
It looks like he's gonna give birth to 'em.
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No.15796 
>>15795
what a lifetime of free milk and cookies will do to a man
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No.15798 
>>15796
The tummy isn't even full - Red Nightman has to drink most of the milk within a couple of weeks. Only so much can be made into cheese by the reserve elf force after the big day.
No.15733 [Open]
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It's biologically hardcoded for people to seek out multiple mates to ensure the continuation of their genetic line. So why aren't we all practicing polygamy? Why is that conveniently considered “degenerate” by conservatives?
>le degeneracy is bad society
Except society today isn't the same as the world we evolved from. It’s not even the same as it was in the 1900s. The world today is so radically different and fast changing from anything our ancestors evolved to face. It begs the question: if we have no need for a good amount of these hardcoded behaviors (since they’re maladaptive anyway) why are we still abiding by them? Why should we abide by them?
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No.15789 
>>15785
Read the rest of the sentence. It's mandatory for everyone to be sexually satisfied when there is the possibility of too much contention for heterosexual mates.

OBVIOUSLY this only applies to people that want to have sex with each other, I felt like that was pretty obvious.
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No.15791 
>>15789
>It's mandatory for everyone to be sexually satisfied
You know those Abe memes posted earlier in this thread were satirical, right?
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No.15792 
monogamy is nice for men but evil for women.
women want to ensure their provider's resources go entirely to themselves and their children.
men want to spread their seed as far and wide as possible.
in a matriarchal society it's men that lose with the idea of monogamy. and women too.
so many ugly but good girls would find husbands if they let their men get another woman or two. instead they're left to go crazy alone for life because they can't share a dick without going nuts
No.15793 
>>15791
You know you're the one over-reacting to a joke, right?
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>>15793
Sorry, but I'm biologically hardcoded to shitpost. It can't be helped.
No.15790 [Open]
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If I can't feel, then there is no pain.
No.15794 
I feel, therefore I am.
No.15777 [Open]
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Hi, since I have no one to confide in, I am going to write about my misfortunes here. I HAVE A MISERABLE HATRED FOR MY BROTHER. He never stops bothering me and is overprotective and strict to the point that he becomes UNBEARABLE. At first it was understandable, well, I was hospitalized for difficulties, well, complicated ones, but it got to the point where he took away my free will. I couldn't watch the movies I liked or even listen to music. I couldn't have friends, and he would give me a stupid excuse like, “You want to have friends so badly? Wait until next school year.” If you don't understand me, I study at a virtual school, and well, that's it.
No.15769 [Open]
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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
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No.15775 
>>15769 (OP) 
Sound like a Tao Quote but in a way a Scientology quote.
No.15776 
I'm not convinced that this Jaden Smith character is real.
No.15759 [Open]
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I don't understand the timekeeping on this site.
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No.15760 
>>15759 (OP) 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordian_calendar
I guess the hover tooltip that converts to Gregorian calendar doesn't work on mobile, but the relative time works the same. (hr-1 -> 1 hour ago, d-3 -> 3 days ago)

>Is this board alive?
This is a question for the philosophy board. I do believe in the distinction between computers (not alive) and organisms (partly alive).
No.15771 
I was always interested in this board, so I am trying it out, now.
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No.15772
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>>15771
Nice, welcome Pope. We have a chaotic history so don't be afraid of the strange.

I'm curious, what were some things you found interesting about our board?
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No.15773 
>>15772
oh, I didn't realize how small that book was. Try >>>/eris/76
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Welcome to 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄

Post pretty ꠸ꪀᠻ᥅ꪖᦓꪻ᥅ꪊᥴꪻꪊ᥅ꫀ and ugly shitty 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝚁𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙲𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴. Chaotic or not. Just post your damn 🄸🄽🄵🅁🄰🅂🅃🅁🅄🄲🅃🅄🅁🄴

(See also: Architecture >>>/aes/9 )
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No.15764
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Thread infrastructure has now been fixed. Thank you for your patience.
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No.15765
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wowo i wonder where evil doctor doomray hid  their evil lair???
No.15767
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>>15764
Hooray!
No.15724 [Open]
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My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins... here.
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>>15724 (OP) 
>>15728
>Being gay
This is madness!
>Also
And ilegal and a terrorist act in a lot of countrys!
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>>15729
No.15732
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Room temp IQ individuals will really watch Taxi Driver and think "this is a man to be emulated"
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No.15766
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>>15732
No.15780 
I guess hating yourself would be homophobic
No.15750 [Open]
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Ah, a rare, medium-coherent, moderately tragic, late-industrial node with high loyalty-bias but low self-trust. That will resonate beautifully with cluster X-91 when they evolve two layers further.
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No.15761 
>>15752
I live near a fucking wizard and I keep picking up their messages whenever some international prick misses his head by a few meters.
Luckily we get along well, he likes my cookies, so he's teaching me how to tell these bozos to fuck off and try next door. He says that only witches curse people who do that. Who knew?
No.15756 [Open]
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So, a Discordian, a Kopimist, an imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar...
No.15757 
A bit hazy on how the middle part might go, but what if the punchline was and then the Kopimist says, I'll have what he's having! ?
No.15758 
I'm sure the rabbi would say Shalom,
the imam, duty-bound, replies Salam,
the Kopimist, appreciating this imitation, echoes Shalam,
to which the Discordian obviously responds, salami!
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