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No.15403 [Open]
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Uh oh, the dogs are falling
No.15415 
We know who controls the cats, but who controls the dogs?
No.15722 
Down, boy!
No.15719 [Open]
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What should I do I humiliated myself by crying and crying endlessly to a troll that win the debate and now I am butthurt and created two threads about how butthurt I am.

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No.15720 
>>15719 (OP) 

>What should I do

Go outside.
No.15721
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>>15721
Truly she's our greatest ally.
No.15717 [Open]
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tfw no ira gfs to frisk you at gunpoint

i mean why even hydrate at that point
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Abusive scammer fuckboy
Tamás Paczok
https://www.facebook.com/tamas.paczok

Victim
Mariann Wischin
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Mariann's Sister
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No.15710 
>>15709 (OP) 
not your personal army
No.15713 
Hello, you appear to be lost.

Kiwi Troons is that way. --->
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No.15716 
>>15713
>bumping
No.15711 [Open]
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>Dasyproctidae, from Ancient Greek δασύς (dasús), meaning "hair", and πρωκτός (prōktós), meaning "anus", is a family of large South American rodents, comprising the agoutis and acouchis
I cannot find any information on why in the underworld would anyone name them that.
No.15712
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hmm
No.15703 [Open]
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Who let the dogs out?
No.15708
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Anti-/cat/ people, that's who.
No.15688 [Open]
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I know the focus on those damned abrahamites is annoying and dull, but the annual conflict is upon us.

In my corner of the world, Christmas has started. In fact, I spotted plastic trees and huge fake wreaths in food shops last week.
Is this coming earlier each year due to global warming? Or is it an insidious accelerationist Illuminati plan to take fakeChrist out of Christmas and restore the winter harvest festival to its former glory?
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>>15688 (OP) 
Bro i dont give a shit about your cultural guerrilla on abraham-jew or yisus things events.
I just do it for the feels and bacause its a non-greyface event of the year.
>But its a capitalist..
I miss the part that my problem
>But the fat boy in red is against proletariat...
I miss the part that my problem
>But he's fiction, its existe is...
I miss the part that my problem
>But santa is a spook
I miss the part that my problem
>But the fat guy is using the work force of slave elf (N'wah and Bosmers and maybe snow elfs) in the north pole
Fuck the elfs
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No.15694 
>>15693
>and bacause its a non-greyface event of the year
The day itself and the night before? Sure. That's possible. And I hope you have a good one.

The two months leading up to it? FUCK that. The Christmas Marketing Campaign is the Greyest thing since Boss's Day. Just plastic and parasite salesmen all day every day. The same thing every year.
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No.15695 
>>15694
we don't even elect a Fool King any more. It's bullshit, man.
Every year they should find a drunk guy to be mayor for a day. THAT is the christmas spirit.

the only upside to christmas season being so long is that eggnog is available on shelves, instead of being artificially restricted to the december months.
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No.15696 
>>15695
THE FOOL KING MUST LIVE. Canvas the neighborhood with posters of candidates.

oh, I just realized I was meant to buy gnog last year and never got around to it. We never had it growing up.
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No.15701 
>>15696
You should try it. Not only does it make you incredibly fat, it also makes you a little bit drunk!
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It was nice of Bane to give Batman a free therapeutic massage.
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He's a big guy with a big heart
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>>15699
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So how do you feeling huh?
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No.15656
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>>14460
Looks like tank from Strike Force Heroes.
>>14461
it a anti-bomb armour? or what the purpose of such fancy combat dress?
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No.15659 
>>15656
definite anti-bomb, although they're probably dressed up because it looks cool.

Such amounts of armor are pretty useless in most combat scenarios because a) it slows you down *a lot* b) you're still gonna get killed if you sit there and get shot with a bunch of armor on
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No.15660 
>>15656
>>15659
They're cosplaying as a Juggernaut from Call of Duty MW2, heavily armoured and anti-bomb.
>While they all speak in Russian, the words "Get Sum!" and "Kick Me!" are scrawled on the front and rear groin sections of the Juggernaut's armor.
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>>15660
>Juggernaut
>While they all speak in Russian, the words "Get Sum!" and "Kick Me!" are scrawled on the front and rear groin sections of the Juggernaut's armor.
So these are the followers of the god Jagannātha.
Interesting...
No.15686 
>>15656
Bestworshipsongss death to jesus
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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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I forgot to stay hydrated.
No.15655
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sip sip sip
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No.15658 
>>15655
mmm, body heat beer
No.15661 
more! more water!
No.15681 
Done. Thanks
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