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No.15688 [Open]
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I know the focus on those damned abrahamites is annoying and dull, but the annual conflict is upon us.

In my corner of the world, Christmas has started. In fact, I spotted plastic trees and huge fake wreaths in food shops last week.
Is this coming earlier each year due to global warming? Or is it an insidious accelerationist Illuminati plan to take fakeChrist out of Christmas and restore the winter harvest festival to its former glory?
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No.15695 
>>15694
we don't even elect a Fool King any more. It's bullshit, man.
Every year they should find a drunk guy to be mayor for a day. THAT is the christmas spirit.

the only upside to christmas season being so long is that eggnog is available on shelves, instead of being artificially restricted to the december months.
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No.15696 
>>15695
THE FOOL KING MUST LIVE. Canvas the neighborhood with posters of candidates.

oh, I just realized I was meant to buy gnog last year and never got around to it. We never had it growing up.
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No.15701 
>>15696
You should try it. Not only does it make you incredibly fat, it also makes you a little bit drunk!
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Comically tragic vidrelated of St. Nic bailing right in the nick of time
>died on Sunday morning (23) after the tipping of a crane during the assembly of the Christmas tree

Then as if one 23 wasn't enough the article ends on this note
>This is the second serious episode involving Christmas ornamentation at Largo São Sebastião. In 2024, the Christmas tree, more than 23 meters high, caught fire
No.15733 [Open]
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It's biologically hardcoded for people to seek out multiple mates to ensure the continuation of their genetic line. So why aren't we all practicing polygamy? Why is that conveniently considered “degenerate” by conservatives?
>le degeneracy is bad society
Except society today isn't the same as the world we evolved from. It’s not even the same as it was in the 1900s. The world today is so radically different and fast changing from anything our ancestors evolved to face. It begs the question: if we have no need for a good amount of these hardcoded behaviors (since they’re maladaptive anyway) why are we still abiding by them? Why should we abide by them?
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Cause I don't like people.
No.15735 
more spouses more problems
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No.15736 
>>15733 (OP) 
>It's biologically hardcoded for people to seek out multiple mates
source: many people say it, so it must be true.

>>15735
strewth
No.15724 [Open]
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My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins... here.
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No.15725 
*trips on doorstep and snaps neck*
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>>15724 (OP) 
>My name is not important bla is what i'm gonna do bla bla bla
So you're gonna kill a corrupt politician and change the world making fear in the powerful that law doesnt touch?
Right?
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>>15724 (OP) 
>>15728
>Being gay
This is madness!
>Also
And ilegal and a terrorist act in a lot of countrys!
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>>15729
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Room temp IQ individuals will really watch Taxi Driver and think "this is a man to be emulated"
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hi its your friend brandon here traveling through the altchan directory rembmering you to always eat your vitamins and vegetables
No.15727 
Well that's nice of you, Brandon. Remember to stay hydrated!
No.15731 
I do not HAVE any vegetables to eat, BRANDON
I have not HAD any since I completed my sack of POTATOES
what do you say about that BRANDON
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Uh oh, the dogs are falling
No.15415 
We know who controls the cats, but who controls the dogs?
No.15722 
Down, boy!
No.15719 [Open]
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What should I do I humiliated myself by crying and crying endlessly to a troll that win the debate and now I am butthurt and created two threads about how butthurt I am.

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Mass spam

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No.15720 
>>15719 (OP) 

>What should I do

Go outside.
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>>15721
Truly she's our greatest ally.
No.15717 [Open]
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tfw no ira gfs to frisk you at gunpoint

i mean why even hydrate at that point
No.15709 [Open]
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Abusive scammer fuckboy
Tamás Paczok
https://www.facebook.com/tamas.paczok

Victim
Mariann Wischin
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https://www.instagram.com/maariannwischin/

Mariann's Sister
https://www.facebook.com/lilla.padarbaka.5
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No.15710 
>>15709 (OP) 
not your personal army
No.15713 
Hello, you appear to be lost.

Kiwi Troons is that way. --->
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No.15716 
>>15713
>bumping
No.15711 [Open]
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>Dasyproctidae, from Ancient Greek δασύς (dasús), meaning "hair", and πρωκτός (prōktós), meaning "anus", is a family of large South American rodents, comprising the agoutis and acouchis
I cannot find any information on why in the underworld would anyone name them that.
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hmm
No.15703 [Open]
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Who let the dogs out?
No.15708
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Anti-/cat/ people, that's who.
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