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the server fell down an escalator so we had to re-scrunch all the pictures by hand
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No.11437 [Open]
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If you find a 23 post it ITT
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(novella)
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SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH!
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>>15875
rtfm
No.15877 
Happy chuj year!

How do you do the scrunching? Some of them ended up hilarious!
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>>15877
The board creates an extra thumbnail using liquid rescale.
https://usage.imagemagick.org/resize/#liquid-rescale
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seam_carving
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No.15879 
>>15878
> Just as Sampling an image resizes by directly removing or duplicating whole columns and rows from an image, the special IM operator "-liquid-rescale" also removes or duplicates columns and rows of pixels from an image to reduce/enlarge an image. The difference is that it tries to do so in a more intelligent manner.
naruhodo
No.15881
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No, no don't scrunch us! The horror. The horror.
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Might there be any Discordians in Singapore? Am I truly alone here? This place feels like it had fun once and said "absolutely not." immediately afterwards. I thought I was a weird outsider as an American, but boy fuckin howdy am I off the deep end here.
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No.15866 
oh it looked like a snake
No.15867 
and it looks similar to garlic inside... what's it taste like?
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No.15871 
>>15867
Like pineapple, strangely enough. It's crisp, but not like a pear; closer to the texture of ...a hard plastic. The bite is like taking a bite out of ...nothing I've ever put in my mouth before. Kinda like coconut, but not flakey at all. Very strange, but delicious.

I also tried mangosteen for the first time and that is JOOCEY and crazy flavorful. 

I am going to try every damn new fruit I see.
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No.15873 
>>15871
My family have a tradition of going to a market or supermarket in every country we've visited. Sometimes we even go to familiar multinational chains (just to look at the menu differences, not to buy anything)
our faces when we mix up the matcha kitkats with the wasabi kitkats.
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>Popes, I'm Singaporean.
No.12767 [Open]
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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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No.15681 
Done. Thanks
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No.15864 
>>12767 (OP) 
Beer is hydration, right?
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No.15868 
>>15864
Your favorite beer is. haha watery beer.73 people are laughing at your favorite beer.
No.15872 
My yearday resolution is to start drinking water.
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If I can't feel, then there is no pain.
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No.15794 
I feel, therefore I am.
No.15849 
I am a human being not a human doing
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>>15790 (OP) 
Doing
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>>15869
YOUR MOM
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I don't understand the timekeeping on this site.
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No.15771 
I was always interested in this board, so I am trying it out, now.
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>>15771
Nice, welcome Pope. We have a chaotic history so don't be afraid of the strange.

I'm curious, what were some things you found interesting about our board?
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No.15773 
>>15772
oh, I didn't realize how small that book was. Try >>>/eris/76
No.15856 
>>15771
did you succeed?
No.15859 
Time marches. Time marches on without us all, never stops, yes. Time marches, time marches on and on and on, flies eternally.
No.11462 [Open]
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This may sound strange or just retarded, but has anyone else\does anyone else want to BE a cryptid\horror movie monster? I dont mean a furry or a cosplayer (Lain-forbid) but a kind of human which could easily be the stuff horror movies and myths are made of.
Maybe a have a sort of weird LARP+ true crime obsession here…
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No.11470 
I've always rooted for the villain and I've always wanted to be the victorious underdog, but becoming a true monster might need a level of dedication I'm not truly ready for.
Can monsters appreciate comfort and luxury? Can they sleep soundly on a nice bed? Do they feel cold when it rains?
Of course not, they're a monster. The very idea of a monster is that they're dehumanized and alien, so you don't feel what they feel because you think they don't feel it either.
As long as i'm bound to the shackles of sensory input i'll be rather dependent on being human.
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>>11470
Personally I was thinking of a mix\combination of being a bloatlord (fat but very muscular) + some abnormally large body part (neck, legs like that german sprint cyclist,etc) and regarding the face…Well, either clean shaved+ shaved heard, or huge beard that would reach the ground in 10 years, uncut hair, possibly matted and dreadlocked with home remedies.
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>>11462 (OP) 
allegedly
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No.15858 
I was told that I am.
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Welcome to 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄

Post pretty ꠸ꪀᠻ᥅ꪖᦓꪻ᥅ꪊᥴꪻꪊ᥅ꫀ and ugly shitty 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝚁𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙲𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴. Chaotic or not. Just post your damn 🄸🄽🄵🅁🄰🅂🅃🅁🅄🄲🅃🅄🅁🄴

(See also: Architecture >>>/aes/9 )
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wowo i wonder where evil doctor doomray hid  their evil lair???
No.15767
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>>15764
Hooray!
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No.15799 
>>15767
if i wanted a trash stream, I'd buy a subscription
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No.15854 
>>14685
this is what FLCL was really about
No.15387 [Open]
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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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>>15387 (OP) 
>Just hit me with your best shot
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>>15387 (OP) 

I remain thoroughly unimpressed by your projections and phony claims. Try harder if you're going to troll obscure message boards.

No bump for you
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>>15387 (OP) 
Nice to meet you JHOOOONN.
No.15400 
>>15392

>falling for bait copypastas from 2007
No.15851 
>>15387 (OP) 
I just lost The Game
No.11339 [Open]
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20000 GET­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
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No.11391
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This thread is now derailed.
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No.11394 
I'm rerailing this thread to get back on track about the generic_anime_female that bears no particular relevance to this website. Ohio is powerless to stop me.
No.11395 
>>11391
>Ohayo!
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new banner?
No.15848 
I wish Ohio was worse than Indiana but it really isn't.
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