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In this thread:

Choose wisely.
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One of these hands is your favourite.

Choose wisely.
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>>14810
I choose to compliment this picture.
>>13908
THAT IS NO HAND.
THAT'S A CORED APPLE.
>>13765
They say that in Erischan, there are no neutrals there.

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Welcome to 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄

Post pretty ꠸ꪀᠻ᥅ꪖᦓꪻ᥅ꪊᥴꪻꪊ᥅ꫀ and ugly shitty 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝚁𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙲𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴. Chaotic or not. Just post your damn 🄸🄽🄵🅁🄰🅂🅃🅁🅄🄲🅃🅄🅁🄴

(See also: Architecture >>>/aes/9 )
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>>14558 (OP) 
YOU ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO REMOVE THE SECOND IMAGE OF THIS POST. IT IS CONSIDERED A SENSITIVE TARGET OF POTENTIAL TERRORIST ATTACK AGAINST CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE.
THE ENTIRE CONTINENT IS WIRED THROUGH THERE.
>>>14594
We must stop the flat cementing project.
We must stop the flat cementing project.
The flattening is an attack on all of us.
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>>14685
F L A T
I S
E F F I C E I E N T
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>>14813
At long last, we have discovered a highway to heaven

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Gib me more Pope cards.
Take my Pope cards.
Give them Pope cards.

The collection must grow.
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>>12526
we need a pope card the size of a banner tbh
>>12457
>Care to tell me what the third person neutral instrumental pronoun is
Instrumentals don't have words in them, numbnoggin.
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We serve Llama cards, sir.
https://chaosbuddha.org/lama.html

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If you find a 23 post it ITT
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>>14585
Zun is the most eternal 2000 guy i know
He look like never gets old. Damn japanese.
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>>11437 (OP) 
>Justin Trudeau is the 23rd and incumbent Prime Minister of Canada.
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>>14608
That's numberwang!
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>>11437 (OP) 
The first time I went to a Protestant Christian church was on the 23rd day of month (I think the Goddess Eris and RAW with his tunnel perspective theory inspired my curiosity to go check that Haunted House).
The Haunted Mansion cult members acted like a bunch of tribalistic primates which did not disappoint my expectations.
The second time I casually went again to the same church (ignoring the day number) was the following month on the 23rd of the month.
This time they acted even more primitive and tribalistic and more hatefull of others and say a lot of thing based on nothing more of Ignorance hate or they magic book and magii voice opinion, opposing science and universities and against things that bring benefit to mankind and insulting women just because (they) it says so in the bible (suppusosedly or some jew stories).
I never went back to that place again, I prefer to be with other tribal primates or on other Haunted Houses but not that people and place that're very hatefull of life.
That happened this year 2025.
>So
There's One month and 5 days to my 23rd birthday (6 May).
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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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Clouds are the swown enemy of hydraters.
Oh, sure, scientist try to say they give us water, but only when we THREATEN the clouds do they share a piece of their horde. Shame. SHAME.
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>>14421
Go away, Nestlé
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>tfw no ethereal air and electric fluid
>tfw all the water in chautauqua lake isn't enough
>tfw you discover common whiskey is an acceptable substitute
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>>14803
Imagine being born in one place.

>electric fluid
ots got wat plants crave

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Write cryptic replies on this post.
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jebać księży siekierami
It is happening again.
>>14715 (OP) 
Uh, yeah... that's what she said
Just as wii expected
You're such a fuckin druggo, m8

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We also sell cattle fattening products. Enquire below.
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>>14796 (OP) 
Where'res the Ugandan Illuminati Hyperlink to join?
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>>14796 (OP) 
>We also sell cattle fattening products
Nice
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booby button

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>come to favorite imageboard
>see grey
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>panic
>right click random image
>open image in new tab
>meme untouched by the grey
>panic ceases, memes are safe

What is going on? 

What doth this portent?

Is it just a Jojo reference?
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>>14786
the duality of file names
>>14787
One of the comics I used to read had the artist do draw requests, and at one point they basically said 'she's meant to be like a 6 out of 10, that's why the style guide has her awkward and angular'
>>14789
IT IS NOW KNOWN.

ERIZINE IV.
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>>14789
Curse of the gray is gone!
You did great job with that zine!
Hail Eris!

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People who get high grades in science exam but still believes in God are brain dead.
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>We can make a Secular Discordianism and do some slack and Physics-Magick things?
It's your cabal, you do what you want, pope.
I do not think that either Science nor Magick are an affront to chaos. It kinda sounds like that old Scientific Illuminism from grandpa's day. I like your idea, here's something that might help inspire you?

I would point to Jack Parsons, not as a Discordian, but as a Scientist who dabbled into the Occult. He was one of the last apprentices of Crowley, and he was responsible for the invention of solid state fuels for our rockets. No one seems to remember him though. If anything holds back science, it is the limitation of its own materialism.

Here is a good explaination of the magickal theory of reality, from the pages of Yoga for Yahoos, is a piece by one Mahatma Guru Sri Paramahansa Shivaji:
"Let us consider a piece of cheese. We say that this has certain qualities, shape, structure, color, solidity, weight, taste, smell, consistency and the rest; but investigation has shown that this is all illusory. Where are these qualities? Not in the cheese, for different observers give quite different accounts of it. Not in ourselves, for we do not perceive them in the absense of the cheese...
What then are these qualities of which we are so sure? They would not exist without our brains; they would not exist without the cheese. They are the results of the union, that is of the Yoga, of the seer and seen, of subject and
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>>14758
>and he was responsible for the invention of solid state fuels for our rockets
is there any evidence that this was inspired by his dabblings into the occult? as far as I know he was only into it for the weird sex parties, which might as well be secular.

>If anything holds back science, it is the limitation of its own materialism.
Materialism is an ideology that is not completely native to science. Galileo said it best: scientists aim for description of phenomena rather than finding ultimate metaphysical causes. This is substantially more fruitful, as a way of understanding, predicting, and manipulating the world around us, than the ponderings of first causes that aristotelians, hermetics, kabbalists, etc. busied themselves with. In other words, it is better magic. Most of the early genii, such as Newton, understood this. It was not until much later that this idea was perverted into the ideological materialism which is practiced more by non-scientists than scientists themselves.
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>>14759
If we consider the underlying worldview and values that shape these people, we might argue that shopping carts are more closely associated with a materialist ideology. They are a product of modern industrial society, which is often characterized by a focus on technological progress, efficiency of child abuse, and the manipulation of psychological resources to achieve WEF goals. However, those are still are human-made systems that operate within the physical world, governed by the laws of physics, biology, and chemistry.

Shopping malls embody a highly reductionist and mechanistic approach to food production, where complex systems are broken down into their constituent parts, and physical processes are harnessed to alter peoples' mood. This approach can be seen as reflecting a materialist worldview, where the primary focus is on the physical properties and behaviors of societies and their economies.
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look at this cool chupacabra, checkmate atheist
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>>14782

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came on this site for the first time and i was not expecting a grayscale theme
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Wish i could keep this on everyday.
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>>14775
most days I can win this game without a problem, but today is a struggle. Any tips?
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is this... hackers world?
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>>14779
I don't feel like a haxx0r yet.
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>>14780
haxx0rs 0r s0mething like that

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