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Let's make a list of boomers who are likely to kick the bucket before 2030.

I'll start with this one. The so-called hyper-edgy "prince of darkness" who corrupted youth by telling them it's okay to drink yourself to near-death, do coke, eat a bat and then drink some more.

He fucked up his body and now that he's 76 and nearing death he realized it's better to be sober? Tough fucking luck, no amount of money will save you now.

Jerzy Urban who lived a life of modesty, of temperance and was 15 years older than you was making YouTube shitposts at ripe age of 83 (vid related).
God, I hope I don't get to live to 76 years old..
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Army of the End: a social model where a culture considers the most elderly to be on death's door and therefore expected to sacrifice their lives in suicidal social missions rather than shit themselves and die. These missions include the sabotage and assassination of an 'untouchable' upper class.

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>>14428
GONDOLARZE WYPIERDALAĆ, MODE BANUJ!
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So how do you feeling huh?
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Pretty good. I'm getting that honey.
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>>14460
ﷻ All that work to dress like a jabroni and still dead from FPV 😂

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If you find a 23 post it ITT
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>>11437 (OP) 
>Northrup filed for divorce on April 23, 1951, charging Hubbard with "extreme cruelty" causing her "great mental anguish and physical suffering". Her allegations produced more lurid headlines: not only was Hubbard accused of bigamy and kidnapping, but she had been subjected to "systematic torture, including loss of sleep, beatings, and strangulations and scientific experiments". Because of his "crazy misconduct" she was in "hourly fear of both the life of herself and of her infant daughter, who she has not seen for two months". She had consulted doctors who "concluded that said Hubbard was hopelessly insane, and, crazy, and that there was no hope for said Hubbard, or any reason for her to endure further; that competent medical advisers recommended that said Hubbard be committed to a private sanatorium for psychiatric observation and treatment of a mental ailment known as paranoid schizophrenia."
Poor girl.
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9 + 11 = 23

They died so we don't have to.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-><- https://youtube.com/watch?v=7MFtl2XXnUc -><-
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>>11437 (OP) 
>"On 20 March, Crowley invoked Horus, "with great success". Between 23 March and 8 April"

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Happy new year Erischan!!

chuj chuj chuj
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eve santaclaus, hayami kanade, kurosaki chitose, matoba risa, mochizuki hijiri, ohtsuki yui, pina korata, shiomi syuko, shirayuki chiyo - idolmaster - by deg (deguana) - b39a821b5b5a373cf40ff486a1bb9c6a.jpg
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year (3189?) to the current /icup/ champions. /yuri/ manager here to wish you an unpredictable result in all your upcoming endeavors. I know I haven't shown up much lately and per my own words I still owe some token yuri lewds to both /pro/ and /japan/, but it's only because I've been really busy (I even had to take charge of our homeboard for a few months), it's definitely not because I'm still as salty about the end result AS I SHOULD FUCKING BE. Because I'm not, promise…
All greetings out of the way, and with a heartfelt thank you to your native anons who organized most of the tournament last time, I'd like to invite you later tonight to join a little film festival we're holding to celebrate the nice side of all things we got last year and to receive the next one with the humble demands an Earth-conquering faction is expected to have.
So this is the gist of it, we'd like to have you around for some fun and relaxed movie nights with some other anons watching Cute Girls Doing Cute Girls anime. Ain't it a nice movie night theme? I'm leaving all the details in a pic here, the first schedule should start tonight at 9pm EST. Links can be found on the pic or on our stream thread on /yuri/
We'd be glad to have you around!
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>>10392
chuj
chuj
chuj
chuj
*808 preset beat*
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bez bo ja tu kibicem lecha jestem
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>>14448
go hoem hitlׂer your drunk

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Does your country allow hunting doves with slingshots or pellet guns??
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I don't own any countries and if I did I would give it away
Birds? In my micronation?
Doves aren't real.
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>>14454
But are birds real?
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>>14455
Surprisingly few.

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We're all living in Ameriׁka.
Amerika ist wunderbar.
oh yes
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>>14449
lol even official US territories can't vote
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>>14449
There is only one genuine president

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Your dinner is served.
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Enjoy our catering.
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Bon appétit.
Chef's kiss
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Thank you for my meal.

Since pourable pizza dough is a tool we've had for many many decades, what shapes would you like to serve in your cabals?
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There seems to be chaos brewing as the people of TikTok flee to other lands.

Music for current vibes.
It's the classic erisian dialectic; people are in one cage, the rival cages force open the doors to reap the human capital and they all just run to some different nicer cage with less rust that no-one important had noticed.

S S S S S
S S S S S
Schemers Stay Scammed
S S S S S
S S S S S
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>>14441
This is a rare but well-known gesture in the BDSM community, signalling consent for receiving any and all bondage/imprisonment and extreme gunplay, ropeplay and other activities. It was formerly signalled with an orange hanky in the right pocket, but was replaced after many thought it signalled 'receiving: orange-hair fetish'.
It's very brave of it to make the 'hail mary' gesture in public. This is truly a historic moment for the sex community.

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CHAOS IS ONE of three fundamental forces in the everything. Chaos is the quality that allows movement between the other two fundamental forces of Light and Darkness. 

Without Chaos, there is stagnation.
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>>14438 (OP) 
He may be long, but he's a nice guy.

Trust him with food, but not with whipped cream.
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>Without Chaos, there is stagnation.
Sounds like a good thing. Yo fuck eris, let's get staggy in here.

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