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i just wanna see how she squishes

Bloberta devours her sons

Alright, so, there's this cute girl, and I store my cum in the containers, right?
Well, what happened, is, firstly, when I wasn't looking, she secretly siphoned the cum out of my cum containers.
When I found out about this, at first I was obviously upset with her because I presumed this was for one of her own nefarious purposes, but it turns out she did this so she could inject it into her bladder to then be able to pee it out.
I asked why she would want do this and apparently she just wanted to see what it feels like.

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BLUUUUBUBUBB

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing
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ah shit i spilled paint on it

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I SURE AM GLAD DIDN'T SPILL ANYTHING

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>>16464

>>16462
>>16464
>>16468

Jannies, these are pedophiles.  The "UOHHHHH 😭" and "you may not like it, but this is peak pussy" shit is lolipedo lingo.  I mean, one of them even said "loli", so it really doesn't get much more obvious.

>>16470
"you may not like it, but ..." is a general meme

>>16499
I tried chewing but that just made more fishes

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>>16455
does this look like a schizi to yi?

>>16456
>Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

>divine beauty attracts powerful roman
>roman populace seethes
>like_get_over_it.pdf
>romans legions invade kingdom
>the legions are winning
>do what makes the most sense
>shit on their victory
>pack my things
>instruct my servants
>it is time
>ritual death by ritual snakes
>get mummified and have tomb hidden
>screw you romans 
>in afterlife chillin with my shit
>remain hidden since burial

>>16457
The chap is blossoming.
<moisturized
Stay hydrated, all!

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>>16448 (OP) 
Dumb ways to die:

<Frank Grimes: thinking he was Homer Simpson

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It's too easy to take her for granted. Happy belated.

hey, i know that planet!

I shit in my hands and offer it to the the earth

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>>16476
this is what happens when you don't wake up in time

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>>16477
Fuck can't wake up

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>Me after quieting porn

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i quit erryday

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>>16318 (OP) 
No porn?  Then by the hairy balls of the gods give me a lover!

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>little
large

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>What do we think of our little plubber?
Send 'em all up to thuh moon. Ye ca'ant trorst them bird folk around 'ere!

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>>16430

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da lil plubber is safu

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>>16474
huh, I came across these once but never gave it a shot

By Eris' holy tit dagger; I hope all pedos die in pain

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>>16439
>>16444
Back in time i believed the MAP thing was a inside-joke to lgbtqwerty flags and tumblr fantasy sexual genre made up sexuality flags and shit but later turned into a serious no-joke thing that be around internet made by trolls and maybe its got fucked up more by serious trolls...
in a way its similar to the OG kekistan flag but that got fucked up by nazbols and racist retards bacause these retard apropiated it and the media fucked its original meaning (the OG kekistan thing have nothing related to racism or trump, in a way was very humanitarian in the context)
i still have the feeling that the term MAP is still a easy term to reduce pedo apology spam into a mere term of a pseudo-political radicals retards in the internet, imageboards and etc.
>>16440
>okay, "Roblox enthusiast" then, fine
I dont know what these kids (or adults) play today but if these thing are in roblox... damn we're fucked up.

>>16465
>the OG kekistan thing have nothing related to racism or trump, in a way was very humanitarian in the context
the kekistan flag, which is based on the nazi battle flag, was originally "humanitarian"?
Yeah, I buy it.

>>16465
>but if these thing are in roblox.
It's a pretty big problem.
The thing is people like to blame Roblox or Discord for these problems, which prompts those companies to implement extremely invasive moderation tools to try and prevent it. The reality is that online platforms targeted at children are fundamentally bad and will always have the problem of pedophiles, and kids basically shouldn't be allowed on the internet until they get the "don't talk to strangers" talk.

>>16466
Roblox is run by pedophiles too btw, it's not a coincidence

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>>16466
>the kekistan flag, which is based on the nazi battle flag, was originally "humanitarian"?
>Yeah, I buy it.
It was originally a parody of War things and oppression in a modern political context of tribalism and in a way a parody of modern identity politics that're rent-free in people and fuck the concept of human, was made up around shitpost, it was featuring a story about refugees from a fictional nation. No one denies that the design is based on that WW2 nazi and other flags. But there was nothing racist or political about it in the OG idea
it was on 4chan that, as time went on, nazbols edgelords appropriated the symbol as a meme and made more up nonsense of fighting woke things and  etc when originally we're not in that way. it started in 4chan and got ruined in gamergate and political uprising of trump shit and in the way the ruin of KEK cult memetics (well, OG KEK have no political afiliation maybe)
The media and common people just know that appropiation edgelord part bacause the OG info things are mostly dead or in archive web.
If you play at being an ironic jerk, you might end up surrounded by non-ironic jerks.
>It's a pretty big problem.
I get it now.

Blatant, shameless misinterpretation of question.

Grammatical corrections of all the previous posts

Compensating for a lack of vote system on imageboards by typing a message of dis/approval, instead of posting a reaction image

>>16450
(Acknowledgement)

>>16450
misspeling evri wyerd, in perpuss? fUvk YoU%

*yawn*

>>16442
>complaining without contributing