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Your dinner is served.
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>>15920
Is this that sous vide thing I've been hearing so much about?
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>>16043
We've always promoted the vide sous, a reverse suevi, if you will. You vacuum seal yourself and hop in a sauna at fancy mealtimes.
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Our apologies, madam. Trouble with the fridge. This is all we have for today.
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As I said, sir, we've had trouble with the fridge today. Please be careful.
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>ai thread dead

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Talk to a gynecologist and obstetrician.The causes of having a genius,omnipotence,superpeople,great minds.To get a starship.A replicator.A miracle.The need.Air smog.Each thing has a spectrum.The parts of the spectrum of each thing that have the opposite reaction to the parts of the spectrums which cause defects,retards,sickness,etc,etc and there's the other parts in the middle (example - the berry spectrum has the healthiest berries and poisonous berries and the other berries in the middle).Cravings.The elements.Vitamins,metals and minerals.By taking a supplement while pregnant.Eating or drinking the same thing again and again or a combination of things or not eating or drinking much.Problems to get,find or make foods.Having smart or physical body's to get the things eaten.Processed and natural foods.
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Think of what could happen before taking a pill any pill,eating a food,drinking a drink,washing with soap,putting anything on your skin,putting anything in your mouth or body,injections,face masks,eye drops,ear drops.Some of the pills and other things burn peoples bodies and cause pain and burning feelings.The people after commit suicide.They watch and make a video of the suicide.Some pills cause burning feet,skin,hands,ears,genitalia and toe amputations.Burning gonads.Burning muscles.Burning tissue.Burning faces.Burning every cell in the body.Changes the normal nerve feelings to burning nerve feelings.Premature deaths.Decrease life expectancy.Some people die weeks or months after.People are barely sweating or aren't sweating.People lose the good body feeling they have and instead feel sick and have a dying inside the body feelings.The body dying inside feeling remains.
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Conspiracy to murder hospital patients by hospital staff.Thousands of hospital patients are murdered by hospital staff.Poison drug pills,excess drug injections,lethal drug injections,depriving of oxygen,asphyxiation,injecting heart stopping drugs,poison gas respirator face masks,poisoned food and drinks,poison in IV bags,witholding life saving treatment.Their evil plans.People saying and screaming call 911 are part of the conspiracy.People driving people to hospital and callers to 911 to get the ambulance paramedics to come and get and drive the person to hospital are part of the conspiracy.When staying in hospital the patients are killed by hospital staff.The hospital then lies and says the patients died because of their illness.Hospitals and hospices are places to kill the elderly,seniors and people.
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Conspiracy to murder hospital patients by hospital staff.Thousands of hospital patients are murdered by hospital staff.Poison drug pills,excess drug injections,lethal drug injections,depriving of oxygen,asphyxiation,injecting heart stopping drugs,poison gas respirator face masks,poisoned food and drinks,poison in IV bags,witholding life saving treatment.Their evil plans.People saying and screaming call 911 are part of the conspiracy.People driving people to hospital and callers to 911 to get the ambulance paramedics to come and get and drive the person to hospital are part of the conspiracy.When staying in hospital the patients are killed by hospital staff.The hospital then lies and says the patients died because of their illness.Hospitals and hospices are places to kill the elderly,seniors and people.
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Keep your fantasy novel in one thread or we'll apply basic hygiene materials to you.
>>16910
>Each thing personally affects reality example-eating salt and then being assalted.
I feel sorry for other cultures which use different words for salt and couldn't be warned. This is why I never consume sodium in my diet.

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Thought a lot yet still forgot #5
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TALYSF #2
TALYSF #6 
soon™
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>>16894
Can't wait!!!
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Spam.
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>>16868
I didn't think it'd happen, fellas. We did it.
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Is there a phenomenon of hoarding good anticipation in suspense?
Like leaving a present unopened for a while, because I like knowing there's a good surprise ready for me
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>>16899
Presents for Futures
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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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>>16885
THE SIRCLE OF LIFEE
>>16789
actual condition btw
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My Goddess has implicitly instructed me to stay hydrated.

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so uh h any tips, Popes?
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The "big piss" conspiracy theory is astroturf to fuck over smart little cookies

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Blasphemy thread
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>>16793
UNLIMITED
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>>16794
REFILLS
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BLESSED JOHN THE SHIVIST: The Forerunner of the God Who Comes Otherwise
He entered the wilderness clothed in beasts. He stood within the river and demanded another birth.
He placed the axe against the root of the world.
 Kings found his continued possession of a head intolerable. Blessed be, you whacky man.
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>>16835
Head is overrated.
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post blasphemous DUCKS!

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=eXoYv_mV9T0

What's the spiritual ramifications of drinking Zima?
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>>16857
Casually all are woman... maybe (this for the typical inceldom argument of absolute retardation of tribalist overgeneralization semantics)
>>16855
Beer... beer everywhere!
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>>16873
Malt all aboot!
>>16857
Gen Z boss and a mini? Is that what the kids call angels?
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>>16857
>they suck and fuck their way to success?
Suck and fuck their way to sucess is a lot of busyness!
This is madness!

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What are you doing to prevent the impending horrors of space shanghais?

Think about it.
>transhumanism or transplant sought by the richest humans, seeking superhuman long lives to live for centuries
Yes, they're already trying and there's no clear reason it can't be done.
>minerals and other value outside of Earth
Surely
>forcing vulnerable people onto spacecraft as a multigenerational mining labor colony investment, with short term gains no longer being a limiting factor for incentive to invest once lives go far enough to receive returns
It seems logical enough.

What I'm saying is, if you have grandkids they're going to get hurled into space, and you should do something about it.
I don't think I'll have children, but a clone would be fun to throw into space!
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>hurled into space
That's how I got stuck here in the first place!
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>>16892
WE'RE IN SPACE, ERISCHAN!

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New sports, niche sports and dormant sports
Post sports that did exist, barely exist, and should exist. NO PROSTATE FOoTBALL!

Hard mode: Argue why it's deserves to be more popular.

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Niche sport: Murderball (now known as Wheelchair Rugby), made famous by an acclaimed documentary Murderball.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murderball_%28film%29

Niche sport: Three-sided football
3SF is a rabbit-hole Eris would be proud to get her ass stuck in. See: https://nukechan.net/social/thread/310.html

New sport: as far as I know, it doesn't exist - Armed wrestling
Inspired by a self-defense demonstration video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=me60gWzbMXw (start at 4:30)
Adding a non-lethal handheld weapon adds an extra dimension of tactical strategy and real-world applicability of skills.
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>>14953
<european prude: touch gloves before the fight as a sign of respect
>turkish societyman: i will oil you up brother

>If a wrestler's kıspet gets pulled down (revealing his genitals), he loses as well, though losing under such circumstances is unlikely.
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Bo-taoshi (pole toppling), is a capture-the-flag-like game, played on sports days at schools in Japan. The game, traditionally played by cadets at the National Defense Academy (NDA) of Japan on its anniversary, is famous for its size, wherein two teams, totaling 150 individuals, each vie for control of the opposition's pole. Each team is split into two groups of 75 attackers and 75 defenders. The defenders begin in a defensive orientation respective to their pole, while the attackers assume position some measure away from the other team's pole. When the defending team has their pole brought lower than 30° to the horizontal (beginning perpendicular, or 90°, to the horizontal), they lose.
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>>16882
Thank you, Pope
>>16882
I wish my cabal had 150+ members. This looks so fun
>>16882
Some years spent dodging elbows in mosh pits and I feel ready for this.

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I'm a supplier and I want to share my experience so other manufacturers can be careful.

A company from the USA emailed me offering to export my products to Brazil. They looked professional at first.

The company that contacted me was BlackStone Solutions, LLC – they stated they export to Latin America – Cheyenne, WY, USA – blackstonebeats.com – info@blackstonebeats.com

After I started looking into this further, I connected with other people who described similar experiences. They said they were approached by different companies that appeared to be connected:

APPLY2UNI SDN. BHD. – export to Southeast Asia – Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia – uni-com.org – hello@uni-com.org

Next Worldwide – to India – New Delhi, India – ftfworldwide.org – info@ftfworldwide.org

What happened in my case:

They asked for my catalogues and price lists. They invited me to a Teams meeting, where we discussed exclusive rights and documents needed from my side. They wanted me to sign an exclusive contract for 1-3 years. Then they said I needed a QCC (Quality Confirmation Certificate) for the importing country.
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This might be spam, but at least it's different to the regular documents shilling and provides a discussion.
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>4900 eur for a CQC certificate that contained no real proof
That's a lot of money!!!
I tried to convey this situation on Reddit, but this Mickey Mouse company just deleted my post because of several reports from this company. I just want other manufacturers find out about this scheme. Hope this forum won't delete the truth

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