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No.15370 [Open]
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damnit i just shit my fuck
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No.15379 
Yeah, was just at the local izakaya and the waiter said arigato gozaimasu but I couldn't hear and said ohayo back. Wasn't even morning.
No.15369 [Open]
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How do I make the voices stop?
No.15377 
You don't.
No.15378 
Hey I don't tell you to stop.
No.15356 [Open]
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According to the instructions in the picture, press the two acupoints, it is indeed effective
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No.15372 
Sex is highly overrated.
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No.15373 
Why don’t I get treated like that :(
Replies: >>15375
No.15374 
>>15359
>press these acupoints!
>I feel nothing
Probably fat fingered the finger widths. First time failures are often from fat fingering the finger widths.
No.15375 
>>15373
Heteronormative patriarchal social structure. It simply takes more effort for a typical man to be treated as a bouncy slut. Most women can just put on a coat of paint and men will expect them to be treated like that.
No.15376 
>>15372
Very true, and the people treating that performance art as sex are wacko.
No.15368 [Open]
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Lydia's right. I've haven't seen one Greek god who's in a wheelchair. Or blind, or deaf, or or disabled in any way.
No offense, but I'll start praising a Roman god when one of them is like me.
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How insecure are you about food?
No.15363
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idk i just ate a hot dog
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>>15363
Well someone a few threads over just posted a cold cat.
No.15365
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I saw a squirrel the other day that couldn't decide between securing it's food and getting hit by a truck. So, on a scale between one and ten, I think I'm doing slightly better then that.
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Why are comment sections typically so dumb? I want an actual explanation for this. I DEMAND IT!

YouTube comments are infamous for this. "First"posting is already arrogant nonsense, but that's not even the worst of it. You know what these idiots do? They just type out random lines from the video and click submit.
What braindead shit is that? Why would a functioning human do that? This isn't rare, so many people do this. And you know what's even dumber? Sometimes they don't even type the correct words because they misheard it. People are all hyped up about 'well what happens when computers become intelligent??/?' but I want to know is what happens when people can't pass the Turing test. Did they think the Submit button was asking them to yield all thought processes and kowtow to the Almighty Algorithm?

If you're unfortunate enough to want to know the name of a porn actor and try your luck in the comments... oh you're in for a treat. The most pathetic shit you've seen in years: automated dregs feigning intimacy in the comments of a repost of a repost of a professional, deluded enough to think the person will see it, let alone have a mere neuron of respect for this person. I have infinitely more respect for the person who takes a Twilight Sparkle plush on a date. At least they're having a fun time. At least they know it's a silly roleplaying game. They're not typing the word "Hi" and hoping someone finds that interesting a
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No.13936 
Had a pleasant conversation at the Gault's Gulch cafe the other day. Wifi access was for shit, but you get what you pay for.
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No.13937 
>>13936
You can get what you want for free. Just take our your schlong and threaten them with urine if they don't comply.

Using penis is not considered armed robbery so there's no risk of being detained.
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>>13937
My friend's is considered an arm :(
No.14381 
>>13522
But do you??????
No.15355
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Gotta love the retarded fucking assertions some people make. I mean absolutely ridiculous nonsense, like "Sharing is an impossible concept for Belgians to grasp.", or "East Timor women don't have stomachs, they just digest food in chunks. This is why they're all starving."

It's just a rabid hatred that can't exist without some level of dehumanization. And interestingly, I've never seen this type of hyperreal person in reality so I wonder how they form. I don't think they're (all) just social media bots, I wonder if they're such seriousless morons that regular society just ostracizes them, like the weird Thanksgiving runcle who emerges three times a year to start political fights, to the point that they are out of touch with humans and unable to apply basic logic about humans.
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What will your generation be known for?
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No.15349
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The Golden Generation of Piracy right here
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No.15351
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>>15349
sad but true.
College kids these days don't even know about library genesis.
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I seriously wonder how much money I've saved by avoiding all the streaming service subscriptions, paying publishers for songs and all that. I might actually be saving dozens or even hundreds a month with this one simple trick.

There's a cultural aspect to it too. I'm in many communities (whether games, art, sport, programming, graypolitik, social ne twerks) where it's taken for granted that we aren't doing things for money. The digital world is largely post-scarce. To charge is either desperate (understandable) or predatory (antisociety, have fun being alone)
No.15353 
oops forgot your complementary dopamine bonk: >>15351
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No.15354 
>>15353
Thank you, my heart was sinking as I read your post because I realized you hadn't given my any attention.
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How is the living style in your country?
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No.15326 
>>15324 (OP) 
not good (to say the least)
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No.15342 
>>15326
Could you elaborate on that?
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No.15345 
>>15342
No, he didn't tell me what else to say yet.
No.15336 [Open]
come visit, anon
No.15337 
No grandma, we put you in the nursing home because we don't want to visit!
No.15338 
You will hang, pedophile.
No.15339
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No.15340 
I think this ad is better now without the image.

Do people really think le` sexy ads work in the age of free internet porn?
Replies: >>15343
No.15343 
>>15340
They do work if they're CP.
No.15298 [Open]
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Why is life so bleak and meaningless?
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>>15301
Erischan loves you too, anon!

>image
I wonder if they've escalated to plaidboy smirking out the bedroom window mid-sex at the neighbor's red butte
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>>15302
>image
The distracted boyfriend meme.
I like this picrel.
There one with the two girl getting married i remember... or maybe is a djavu.
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No.15305 
>>15303
You know, I've had a soft spot for collage. As a kid I was uninspired by newspaper-style collage but transforming a work into unintended meanings tickles my ticklebones, things like YouTube Poop and audio splicing, parody and satire.

But I'd never thought of doing it with stock image collections. It's a prefab comic form just waiting to be explored. We could have a random selection and challenge ourselves to make a story from it.
No.15321 
>>15301
>1 + 1 + 3 = 5 + 5 - 3 = 7[...]
Anyways brother here is the way. You don't kill the buddha. You smile with him, sit down with him, relax with him and watch it all unfold <3 We're always and never lost
No.15341 
>>15298 (OP) 
try a combination of Stoicism and meditation
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