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No.14973 [Open]
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I think it's a damn shame that butts are almost always considered sexual or gross. Why can't they just be butts more often?

I can't even find a good example image, so just have a Q&A with nudists being casual
https://archive.org/download/img-2446_202303/IMG_2446.mp4
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No.14987 
>>14986
>it'd be strange for them to still feel some sexual urge from merely seeing an uncovered nipple.
It would be strange if they got a sexual thrill from the fact that a nipple was revealed, but not weird at all for them to get hot & bothered when they see a chest they like.
Heck, where I live it's pretty normal for men to go shirtless and always has been, and while it might dampen someone's appraisal of a male stripper, a naked chest can certainly get you going in a way a clothed one just don't.
>clothes can enhance sexiness
This is true, but I think except for some specific circumstances (uniforms that denote some special significance) almost all sexy clothing is sexy because it teases nudity.
No.14996
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I think John Lennon and Yoko Ono have the worst butts I have ever seen. But in their case they were being artsy and dada.
If you want something more 'butt of the joke' my memory itches about a cartoon called Assy McGee.




As to the larger conversation at hand
Being born without clothes is the natural state. Only the reactions of the perverts, the prudes, the ashamed, the desperate,the modern man, etm is damnable. Damned are those who malign the beauty of nature.
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No.15001 
>>14996
>my memory itches about a cartoon called Assy McGee.
<it was canceled after two seasons due to negative reviews from people, even the show's creators.
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No.16041
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>>15001
Know when to hold and when to fold.
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No.16042
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>>16041
Except you never fold.
No.14036 [Open]
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Your dinner is served.
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No.15892
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A drink to complement your meal, sir.
No.15893
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We made sure your noodles were hot, as you asked.
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No.15906 
>>15893
Not hot enough!
No.15920
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Our cabal insists that all meals be prepared using appropriate anticontamination facewear.

The tradition started as a ploy to catch out the infamous "there's a hair in my soup" infiltrator (DBUH) and remained because of all the benefits. Cabal illness rates are down 2%!
No.16040 
>>14038
It's a party on a plate!
No.14715 [Open]
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Write cryptic replies on this post.
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No.15045 
>>15038
He looks like the kid version of Lupin III

Very cute
Would relish as I consume
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O, Eris take my heart which has hardened like a rock. Take it and use it to stone Greyface!
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No.16038 
test post; ignore.
No.16039 
>>14818
pamkaek!
No.12514 [Open]
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BEGIN PICNIC

We're having a picnic!
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No.13284 
>>13066
You must construct additional picnics.
No.13845
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>>12514 (OP)
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She fetches pizza from unsuspecting picnicers. Truly man's best friend.
No.14379 
>>13845
AAAAAAAA
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END PICNIC

Picnic time is over. The People™ have occupied this land for shelter and foodplant.
No.15874 [Open]
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SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH! SCRUNCH!
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No.15878
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>>15877
The board creates an extra thumbnail using liquid rescale.
https://usage.imagemagick.org/resize/#liquid-rescale
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seam_carving
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No.15879 
>>15878
> Just as Sampling an image resizes by directly removing or duplicating whole columns and rows from an image, the special IM operator "-liquid-rescale" also removes or duplicates columns and rows of pixels from an image to reduce/enlarge an image. The difference is that it tries to do so in a more intelligent manner.
naruhodo
No.15881
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No, no don't scrunch us! The horror. The horror.
No.15885 
by they way let me know when to turn off the scrunching. it does slow down image uploads for you.
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Thumbnails can now be unscrunched in the settings menu. (no-JS users just get them unscrunched now)
No.13308 [Open]
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>tfw you recruit an ayylmao hybrid to join yr idol unit and the merch still doesn't sell
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No.13763 
>>13760
You're clearly new to the entertainment industry. I forgive you.
No.15883 
their home planet probably ran out of moe and crashlanders trying to extract whatever they can get their hands on... sasuga, a tale as old as time
No.15884
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>>13308 (OP) 
>Natural re-scrunch face
hahaha...
No.16031
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絶望キネマサ
Despair Cinema
clown girls are trending so here's some spooky clown idols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4aWFvKcFl4
No.16032 
>>13762
This was my third favorite invader zim episode.
No.16027 [Open]
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on which side are you?
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>>16027 (OP) 
 both
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Thus always to tyrant lizards.
No.16030 
>>16027 (OP) 
>Idaho
Why am I not surprised?
No.16013 [Open]
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Is my fairy-proof glass working?
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>>16013 (OP) 
Is my screen fairy-proof?
No.16025
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>>16013 (OP) 
Yes.
No.14558 [Open]
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No.15800
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No.15854 
>>14685
this is what FLCL was really about
No.15907
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No.16005
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we shall tunnel
No.16024
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∩=tunnel=∩
No.11437 [Open]
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If you find a 23 post it ITT
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(novella)
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No.15982 
>>15840
That man is very fast, like flash.
No.16023
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