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People who get high grades in science exam but still believes in God are brain dead.
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>>14744
Ironically, someone who has been learned in one religion/theology/philosophy is also uniquely suited to understand the flaws and hypocrisies in it while being less well suited to see the flaws and hypocrisies in other religions/theologies/philosophies that they are less familiar with. Learning has an inverse effect to indoctrination, and both are orthogonal to knowledge.
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>>14698 (OP) 
>>14751
>>14744
>>14753
What about Secular Humanism? We can make a Secular Discordianism and do some slack and Physics-Magick things?
Yeah it's a contradiction to Eris but that how this religion work... maybe? Sometimes?
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>>14754
>Secular Humanism
Time to infiltrate another religion and learn a lot about how dinosaurs and chickens are made eh? (Sex maybe)
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>>14755
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>We can make a Secular Discordianism and do some slack and Physics-Magick things?
It's your cabal, you do what you want, pope.
I do not think that either Science nor Magick are an affront to chaos. It kinda sounds like that old Scientific Illuminism from grandpa's day. I like your idea, here's something that might help inspire you?

I would point to Jack Parsons, not as a Discordian, but as a Scientist who dabbled into the Occult. He was one of the last apprentices of Crowley, and he was responsible for the invention of solid state fuels for our rockets. No one seems to remember him though. If anything holds back science, it is the limitation of its own materialism.

Here is a good explaination of the magickal theory of reality, from the pages of Yoga for Yahoos, is a piece by one Mahatma Guru Sri Paramahansa Shivaji:
"Let us consider a piece of cheese. We say that this has certain qualities, shape, structure, color, solidity, weight, taste, smell, consistency and the rest; but investigation has shown that this is all illusory. Where are these qualities? Not in the cheese, for different observers give quite different accounts of it. Not in ourselves, for we do not perceive them in the absense of the cheese...
What then are these qualities of which we are so sure? They would not exist without our brains; they would not exist without the cheese. They are the results of the union, that is of the Yoga, of the seer and seen, of subject and
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 >be me
>propose a stranger girl 
> fucked badly 
> she rejects
> apologize for making her uncomfortable 
> she accepts apology 
> fall in love for her decency and acceptance 
> write a story about it 
> show it to everyone 
> cry about this things everywhere
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>be me
>go take a leak
>piss into a sink
>flush while washing hands

feels goodman

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FUvCK CLOUvDFLvARE
KvILL matthew prince
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PROTIP: don't use linux to browse web lol

On Windows (Opera) everything works fine
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>>14733
Or just use an extension that modifies your user agent string
>>14733
I live in the former USA so I have to make an effort to be security concious in order to delay my trip to a concentration camp in Central America.

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 > try to pick nose
> boogers stick like superglue 
> try harder 
> blood comes out with booger 
> oops
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> try to pick nose

why should I pick one when I can have two
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>Try to pick boyfriend's nose
>boyfriend is offended and punches me
>oops
>this is the only way I get Irish kisses
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>>14724
If I ever get a girlfriend should I pick her nose?
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>>14727
u can pick yr girlfriend™ but u cant pick her knows?
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>>14740
There are ways.

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Write cryptic replies on this post.
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Some of you popes are alright. Don't stay home tomorrow.
the world is an infinite ring as a head and a baton crash again the railing beneath the pure blue sky
MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jebać księży siekierami
It is happening again.
>>14715 (OP) 
Uh, yeah... that's what she said

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Once again it is my lucky day as it is the day that is named with the same name as myself unlike the many other days which were not named likewise and were not my lucky days because they were very unfortunate to me and my plans for those days!
What the fuck I missed mojo day by one day aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
What must I do with my life now?
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LINGANANDA!
>What must I do with my life now?
Prolong it by 364 days. You must.
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The sun has returned to its position in the sky once more, signalling the reiteration of Mojoday which is the day of good fortunes to myself and my plans for this special time of the year when I and I alone shall reap the rewards of this holy day for I am MOJO JOJO!
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This is a special day because today is the day most fascinating to me, Mojo Jojo! I shall rise above the other posts and complete my amazing plan at informational domination! The other posts stand no chance, for I am the most important benefactor of this holy day, Mojoday, and today belongs to me and me alone, because I am Mojo Jojo!

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Is this board like/random/ but without child porn, pedophiles and racists?
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>>14690 (OP) 
No, go back to your safe space

>>14701
See? Cabbage is already linking to childe prongz, attracting leos and thus breaking rule no 1
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>>14701
thanks for the link to mixed lolitas btw
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>>14705
You're welcome. Now you know where it belongs. If you keep posting that edgy garbage here instead of there, your old posts are going in the bin too.
>>14708
I can't even tell if this is "AI" generated because this type of person might as well just be an LLM. Not one of the fancy reasoning models either.
>>14702
The rule no 1 will protect this board.

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kusenet­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
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>>12527
hey hey it was a joke take it easy IT WAS AJOKE
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>>12801
That feeling when you sit on a toilet but force your poop back to watch more YT videos
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>k***net
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GODSDAMMIT
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>>14548
why always with a k....

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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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>>14576
That fish lives on the next gen lol
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>>14627
and free M&Ms
Clouds are the swown enemy of hydraters.
Oh, sure, scientist try to say they give us water, but only when we THREATEN the clouds do they share a piece of their horde. Shame. SHAME.
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>>14421
Go away, Nestlé

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Welcome to 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄

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(See also: Architecture >>>/aes/9 )
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>>14613
As long as the seats are comfortable.
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>>14630
You need to be astronaut-strapped in, like an asylum, a wheelsylum. Seats are out of the question and out of the window.

My only question is where is the driver? (that is my only question)
>>14558 (OP) 
YOU ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO REMOVE THE SECOND IMAGE OF THIS POST. IT IS CONSIDERED A SENSITIVE TARGET OF POTENTIAL TERRORIST ATTACK AGAINST CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE.
THE ENTIRE CONTINENT IS WIRED THROUGH THERE.
>>>14594
We must stop the flat cementing project.
We must stop the flat cementing project.
The flattening is an attack on all of us.
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>>14685
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