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What does home mean to you?
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Home is where the fart is

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Hello. Would you like to answer a few questions? Most of you won't have the patience, but the few who do will help me decide the next few months of my life.

https://anon.to/2iUbvI
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If you prefer to answer here, I will fill it for you. The questions are these:
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>>15262
If you haven't read the Principia Discordia, spend 3 hours on day 0 reading it.
Spend the rest learning Python 3 and generating a tiny program that fulfills a super basic task.
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On day two, begin reading the other attached book. Use lessons learned from the first; don't believe everything you read! However, it's vital to at least skim this or an equivalent before learning any employable skill or getting any job. Many people will recommend the meme pamphlet instead simply because it's one of the most influential political documents in history. But bah to them! It's too hard for beginners to contextualize and decipher and is missing centuries of updates.
Spend the rest in Python. Use it to transform text from upper to lowercase, count words in a text document. Learn the power at your fingertits and how it can apply to the world.
Spend day 3 learning why Python is a shit language. If you don't know what "script" and "compile" mean, you haven't completed this. Continue learning Python for the rest of the day despite this knowledge.

Then, regroup to plan the next 6 days. Stay hydrated throughout.

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I woke up today and realized that the world is slowly going to hell, now it's not just prism or intelligence networks spying on your ass anymore bacause terrorism or some shit.
now they are going to regularize the internet even more and ask for more footprint and privacy bacause they can and we can say anything about it.

I want to hear other conspiracy theories or things that are going to happen to make me feel calm for some minutes.
I start first with this
>I believe (maybe) that everything is going to be fine and i go well, maybe...
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>>15249
A cheap mass-produced chair still works as a chair and lasts a few years. The kinds of jobs LLMs are being pitched for cannot be performed by such a system at all. The human babysitters and copilots to the AI aren't temporary until it "gets smarter", they're part of the grift.
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>>15255
>A cheap mass-produced chair still works as a chair and lasts a few years.
Consider how the requirements have changed, though. At one point in time, you might have expected your chair to be durable, or at least repairable. In the industrial age, requirements change to fit the modes of production, distribution, and consumption which enhance the power of the ruling class. Propaganda shoves it down our throats until we're used to it. Chairs are perhaps a less extreme example, but do you remember when you'd be considered crazy to prefer not having cash on you ever? Now a lot of people consider you crazy for having cash on you ever.
The same thing is going to happen with work in the age of LLM's. Already, a lot of companies and even universities are making LLM usage part of their requirements.

The goal is to devalue knowledge and skill itself. They want to destroy the power of their specialized, skilled knowledge workers just as they did to their specialized, skilled industrial workers. Even the most automated factory still has people that essentially babysit the machines, doing the many tasks that require human oversight; that doesn't bother the corpos. What makes the idea attractive is that the person babysitting the machine replaceable and disposable, in a way that (for instance) a programmer is not.
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>>15256
also: LLM's are far from the only application of machine learning technologies. There is very active development being put in to semi-autonomous military drones. They work.

A person would be foolish to ignore how useful such a thing is for someone who wants to, say, exterminate people that they consider useless.
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>>15257
Those drones are not autonomous. They are operated by human beings.
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>>15260
>They are operated by human beings.
They are capable of autonomous motion planning, that is, a person basically has to point and click and the drone does what it's told. That's why I said 'semi-autonomous'.

Their capabilities are also advancing rapidly. Here's a video of a machine acting fully autonomously to perform a real-world task.

Get your head out of the sand fnord.

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If you find a 23 post it ITT
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>>15049
I've seen some espaliers before, but that was an interesting read.
>bullied by the power of Eris into becoming a creeping plant
Heh, what with especially weird and gnarly trees being recognized as the home of woodland spirits and fae folk and so on.
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>>15050
Ah, I didn't know the term espalier and now I get to look at wacky trees.
>>>/eris/4049
The magic number.
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>At least twenty-three Somali nationals have drowned after two boats carrying migrants capsized in the Mediterranean Sea near the Italian island of Lampedusa.

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Is it Erisian to randomly spam gore on imageboards? Would our Goddess approve?
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>>15229
>>gay alien porn nazi
eris fucking chaos of course those incel nerds relate to this shit
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>>15227
>>15229
Didn't this guy picrel harassed his niece or something?
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>>15250
Looks like a pedo to me.

don't look up Unity Mitford
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>>15230
White supremacists of all stripes are obsessed with the idea that black men are gonna hypnotize white women with their huge dicks and make white men their c*cks. It's a meme as old as the African slave trade. Basically they have sublimated their fear of servile insurrection into a fetish.

Why else do you think it's so easy to find porn of white women with the 'ace of spades' QAnon tattoo getting railed by black dudes with giant cocks?
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>>15253
>'ace of spades' QAnon tattoo
astroturf everywhere, apox on all their houses. blazing saddles may have had it's moments, but for so many the only thing they ever seem to be able to sublimate is the spectacle. gray, many such faces.

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post your mp4s/webms here
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hope everyone doing okay
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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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Hydrotime.
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my cup runneth over
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>>15221
Water? Falling from the sky?!?
>>14920
nice

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Let's settle it: what are the best letters?
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.:A:.

Clearly A is the best letter.

why else is it in first place?
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>>13560
>using 🗿conventional order🗿
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Yeah, I admit it. I'm scared of diacritics. They're like little ants.

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>>15219
this is why Eris never bothered with ancient greek, she just kept using archaic greek, y'know before diacritics.

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toilet juice
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>>9587 (OP) 
So dehydrated that I just might.
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>>15210
The hydration thread needs your support!
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>>9587 (OP) 
toilet ghoulies

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over in neo tokyo, the toilet flush you
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While Gilmour Space’s Eris rocket lasted only 14 seconds in the air above Bowen, nascent Australian space industry says failed orbit attempt is a launchpad for future success

>The spaceship hovered for less than a minute before crashing in a giant plume of smoke, but it was history-making nonetheless – the attempted launch of an orbital rocket designed and made in Australia.

>The Eris rocket was built by Gold Coast-based Gilmour Space and briefly blasted off from the Bowen orbital spaceport in north Queensland on Wednesday morning, after months of waiting for the right conditions.
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>>15213 (OP) 
>Gilmour Space’s Eris rocket
>Above Bowen
>Space port in north Queensland
>after months of waiting for the right conditions.
Aussies wanted to launch the bitch to the space?
Damn that's a boss move so based.
Poor the ants that died in the Eris-Launch'day.

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