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No.12767
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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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No.12768
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Aye aye, captain!
No.12769
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i don't want your water!
Replies: >>12772 >>13202 >>13506
No.12770
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I'm plenty hydrated.
Replies: >>12773
!tsGpSwX8mo No.12771 
I'M A WEE WEE!
!tsGpSwX8mo No.12772 
>>12769
I don't want your whatever!
!tsGpSwX8mo No.12773 
>>12770
I'm fully replenished.
Replies: >>12802
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>>12773
No.12890
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I'M SO FUCKING HYDRATED RIGHT NOW!
No.12891
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I'M SO FUCKING HYDRATED RIGHT NOW!
No.13143
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Just made a bloody good mojito by eyeballing it. Although not hard to beat the last one - not only did I find a smooth overproof white rum and a seller of fresh cane juice, but also the last one was fuckin gold rum, crème de menthe and tap water.
Really moving up in the world.
Replies: >>13176 >>13195
No.13176
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>>13143
>posting diuretics in the hydrothread
brave,.
Replies: >>13177 >>13205 >>13510 >>13611
No.13177 
>>13176
Can diuretics break brick?
No.13195 
>>13143
>the last one was fuckin gold rum, crème de menthe and tap water
Alchemy is the art of turning garbage into gold. To rely on good ingredients is a beginner's trick, for novices like professional chefs.
Some of the best drinks are made from just* sugar, water and a fruit or vegetabl-
No.13202 
>>12769
yo that pope is getting pretty philosophical
No.13205
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>>13176
I see your jar of piss and I present you a Kaczynski Cocktail
Replies: >>13208 >>13209
No.13208 
>>13205
>not making earwax napalm
Lazy! The both of you!
No.13209 
>>13205
A close but mere second to the third jar. Any old monkey can throw shit.
No.13506
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>>12769
Replies: >>13509
No.13509
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>>13506
OBJECTION!

How can we know you're not a car? This is hearsay!
Replies: >>13720
No.13510
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>>13176
They're stockpiling. They know what's coming...
Replies: >>13511 >>13719
No.13511
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>>13510
Lots of enema-cum is coming
Replies: >>13512 >>13513
No.13512 
>>13511
a vending machine company's ad-man may have typed this post... but i'm not really complaining... i'm staying hydrated instead
No.13513
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>>13511
For someone who talks about cum so much, you clearly have no idea what it is.
Replies: >>13577
No.13563
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You don't have to yell.
No.13577
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>>13513
how can you say that when you've never tasted a throbbing caulk
No.13611 
>>13176
>literally anyone can make piss
Not if you're on dialysis. Further proof that people that like this meme are not just pretending to be retarded with such disingenuous a meme.  Then again literally was always a retarded word in modern times. It literally doesn't mean literature. But can anybody write? Nope. Legitimate is another one used wrong. May it yet be that I have no point but..... cool site I guess. Greeks go brrrrrrr

/bored
Replies: >>13616
No.13616
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>>13611
'Proof' is another word people are using carelessley. See >>13611
No.13719 
>>13510
This piss wars, despite the name, will be apocalyptic
Replies: >>13721 >>13722
No.13720 
>>13509
Strike that statement from the transcript.
No.13721 
>>13719
the yellow peril
Replies: >>13722
No.13722 
>>13719
>>13721
oh 'apocalyptic' give me a break. We survived the cola wars!
No.13723
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE WATER?

COCONUT WATER! PUDDLE WATER! OOOH OOH HEAVY WATER!
Sincerely, William
No.13817 
>>12767 (OP) 
aye aye!
No.13824
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Always hydrated if you play watersports
Replies: >>13826 >>13842
No.13826
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>>13824
I see your a man of culture as well
No.13842 
>>13824
I heard Marco Polo will be in the next Winter Olympic Games.
Replies: >>13846
No.13846
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>>13842
Will Disco Polo join him as well?
Replies: >>13848
No.13848 
>>13846
In glorious dance!
Replies: >>13931
No.13867 
thanks!
No.13910
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It's called water cooling and it's professional.
Replies: >>14576
No.13918
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Have another
Replies: >>13921
No.13921
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>>13918
No.13931 
>>13848
Hurrah!
No.13979
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Replies: >>14421
No.13980
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Remember to stay updated.
Replies: >>14422
No.14041
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Make sure to hydrate your belongings too.
Replies: >>14197
No.14183
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Do you have a pope action plan ready?
Replies: >>14420
No.14197 
>>14041
My nieghbor left town so im watering their belongings for them.
Replies: >>14418
No.14363 
hydr8
hydr8
hydr8
hydr8
hydr8
hydr8
hydr8
hydr8
Replies: >>14371
No.14371 
>>14363
done.
No.14414
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No.14418 
>>14197
Don't forget the sink. I always forget the kitchen sink.
Replies: >>14419
No.14419 
>>14418
oh thx ok
No.14420 
>>14183
My whole CABAL has a pope action ready to go, at all times.

now where is that bloody thing?
No.14421
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>>13979
Where can I buy this, 'water'? I'm really liking this pitch.
Replies: >>14423 >>14487 >>14490 >>14491 >>14695
No.14422
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>>13980
I updated right now
No.14423 
>>14421
You must collect it from the ground like the rest of us, entitled fuck.
No.14487 
>>14421
Suck it up from the floor.
Replies: >>14488
No.14488
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>>14487
Distill it from fecal matter.
No.14490 
>>14421
I'd suck it up from the floor.
No.14491 
>>14421
I'd ground it.
No.14525
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Hydrating wife experiment #6
No.14576
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>>13910
All or nothing
Replies: >>14627
No.14619 
I need another bottle.
No.14627 
>>14576
That fish lives on the next gen lol
Replies: >>14636
No.14636 
>>14627
and free M&Ms
No.14658 
Clouds are the swown enemy of hydraters.
Oh, sure, scientist try to say they give us water, but only when we THREATEN the clouds do they share a piece of their horde. Shame. SHAME.
No.14682
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No.14695 
>>14421
Go away, Nestlé
No.14803
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>tfw no ethereal air and electric fluid
>tfw all the water in chautauqua lake isn't enough
>tfw you discover common whiskey is an acceptable substitute
Replies: >>14806
No.14806
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>>14803
Imagine being born in one place.

>electric fluid
ots got wat plants crave
No.14817 
Coconut water. It's got what plants crave.
No.14833
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No.14868 
Drink! Drink! Drink!
No.14879 
uh oh im solidifying
Replies: >>14998
No.14888
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No.14893
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Every time you pray to the water god, a coffee spills on someone's lap.
Diuretic-ass heathens.
Replies: >>14921
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No.14921
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>>14893
but if it weren't for coffee i would not be staying hydrated
No.14923
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What the fuck. They can't keep eating this at any point after the 1930s.
No.14997
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Been brutalized by a vicious virus. Finally feeling a little lifted with frequent fluids.
No.14998
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>>14879
THE SISYPHEAN CONQUEST AGAINST SOLIDIFICATION MUST PREVAIL.
ITS INEVITABLE DEFEAT IS NO EXCUSE TO CONCEDE.
THE THRILL IS IN THE FIGHT! THE JOURNEY!
No.15047 
I stopped drinking fresh green apple juice mix and my piss has returned from a clear-green-brown spectrum to a clear-yellow-gold spectrum. Which is reassuring because I thought I had a bile duct problem goin on.
No.15052
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God damn it I'm hydrated

I thought about continuing the piss conversation but decided against it. Im gonna get a 40 bass accordion. I just hope that's enough bass.
No.15053 
Wrong picture
Replies: >>15054
No.15054 
Just hydrated.(⌐■ᴗ■)

>>15053
idk pope, I like it/
Replies: >>15055
No.15055 
>>15054
Even plants hydrate. You should too!
No.15064 
Hydrotime.
No.15167
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No.15221
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my cup runneth over
Replies: >>15232
No.15232
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>>15221
Water? Falling from the sky?!?
No.15237 
>>14920
nice
No.15401
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>I let the food sit in my mouth until it is soft enough to swallow
>It takes around 3 minutes of soaking
With enough hydration almost anything is possible.
Replies: >>15429
No.15429
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>>15401
Uncle bob teach'd me that.
Ancestral chewing squirrel technique of the Sufi order.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKDlt2qPi7M
No.15471
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Don't sweat the technique
Replies: >>15472
No.15472 
>>15471
We can sweat if we want to, we can
No.15548
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No.15550 
I drink a full glass of water every time I pee (so, every hour or so).
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No.15558 
>>15550
>every time I pee (so, every hour or so)
Are you expecting?
Replies: >>15574
No.15574 
>>15558
Expecting to drink more water. YEAH!
No.15641
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I forgot to stay hydrated.
No.15655
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sip sip sip
Replies: >>15658
No.15658 
>>15655
mmm, body heat beer
No.15661 
more! more water!
No.15681 
Done. Thanks
No.15862
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No.15864 
>>12767 (OP) 
Beer is hydration, right?
Replies: >>15868
No.15868 
>>15864
Your favorite beer is. haha watery beer.73 people are laughing at your favorite beer.
No.15872 
My yearday resolution is to start drinking water.
No.15905 
Water.. please, you need water...
No.16007 
baby come back!
No.16009
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i drink plenty of tea. in fact, i used to throw it into rivers while costumed. this did upset the local rabblerousers at one point so i politely stopped. still love my tea tho
Replies: >>16010
No.16010 
>>16009
Rabblerousers are notoriously anti-costume. A plague on them.
No.16011
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