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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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Aye aye, captain!
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i don't want your water!
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I'm plenty hydrated.
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I'M A WEE WEE!
>>12769
I don't want your whatever!
>>12770
I'm fully replenished.
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>>12773
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I'M SO FUCKING HYDRATED RIGHT NOW!
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I'M SO FUCKING HYDRATED RIGHT NOW!
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Just made a bloody good mojito by eyeballing it. Although not hard to beat the last one - not only did I find a smooth overproof white rum and a seller of fresh cane juice, but also the last one was fuckin gold rum, crème de menthe and tap water.
Really moving up in the world.
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>>13143
>posting diuretics in the hydrothread
brave,.
>>13176
Can diuretics break brick?
>>13143
>the last one was fuckin gold rum, crème de menthe and tap water
Alchemy is the art of turning garbage into gold. To rely on good ingredients is a beginner's trick, for novices like professional chefs.
Some of the best drinks are made from just* sugar, water and a fruit or vegetabl-
>>12769
yo that pope is getting pretty philosophical
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>>13176
I see your jar of piss and I present you a Kaczynski Cocktail
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>>13205
>not making earwax napalm
Lazy! The both of you!
>>13205
A close but mere second to the third jar. Any old monkey can throw shit.
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>>12769
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>>13506
OBJECTION!

How can we know you're not a car? This is hearsay!
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>>13176
They're stockpiling. They know what's coming...
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>>13510
Lots of enema-cum is coming
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>>13511
a vending machine company's ad-man may have typed this post... but i'm not really complaining... i'm staying hydrated instead
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>>13511
For someone who talks about cum so much, you clearly have no idea what it is.
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You don't have to yell.
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>>13513
how can you say that when you've never tasted a throbbing caulk
>>13176
>literally anyone can make piss
Not if you're on dialysis. Further proof that people that like this meme are not just pretending to be retarded with such disingenuous a meme.  Then again literally was always a retarded word in modern times. It literally doesn't mean literature. But can anybody write? Nope. Legitimate is another one used wrong. May it yet be that I have no point but..... cool site I guess. Greeks go brrrrrrr

/bored
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>>13611
'Proof' is another word people are using carelessley. See >>13611
>>13510
This piss wars, despite the name, will be apocalyptic
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>>13509
Strike that statement from the transcript.
>>13719
the yellow peril
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>>13719
>>13721
oh 'apocalyptic' give me a break. We survived the cola wars!
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE WATER?

COCONUT WATER! PUDDLE WATER! OOOH OOH HEAVY WATER!
Sincerely, William
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