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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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Aye aye, captain!
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i don't want your water!
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I'm plenty hydrated.
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I'M A WEE WEE!
>>12769
I don't want your whatever!
>>12770
I'm fully replenished.
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>>12773
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I'M SO FUCKING HYDRATED RIGHT NOW!
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I'M SO FUCKING HYDRATED RIGHT NOW!
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Just made a bloody good mojito by eyeballing it. Although not hard to beat the last one - not only did I find a smooth overproof white rum and a seller of fresh cane juice, but also the last one was fuckin gold rum, crème de menthe and tap water.
Really moving up in the world.
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>>13143
>posting diuretics in the hydrothread
brave,.
>>13176
Can diuretics break brick?
>>13143
>the last one was fuckin gold rum, crème de menthe and tap water
Alchemy is the art of turning garbage into gold. To rely on good ingredients is a beginner's trick, for novices like professional chefs.
Some of the best drinks are made from just* sugar, water and a fruit or vegetabl-
>>12769
yo that pope is getting pretty philosophical
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>>13176
I see your jar of piss and I present you a Kaczynski Cocktail
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>>13205
>not making earwax napalm
Lazy! The both of you!
>>13205
A close but mere second to the third jar. Any old monkey can throw shit.
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>>12769
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>>13506
OBJECTION!

How can we know you're not a car? This is hearsay!
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>>13176
They're stockpiling. They know what's coming...
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>>13510
Lots of enema-cum is coming
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>>13511
a vending machine company's ad-man may have typed this post... but i'm not really complaining... i'm staying hydrated instead
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>>13511
For someone who talks about cum so much, you clearly have no idea what it is.
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You don't have to yell.
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>>13513
how can you say that when you've never tasted a throbbing caulk
>>13176
>literally anyone can make piss
Not if you're on dialysis. Further proof that people that like this meme are not just pretending to be retarded with such disingenuous a meme.  Then again literally was always a retarded word in modern times. It literally doesn't mean literature. But can anybody write? Nope. Legitimate is another one used wrong. May it yet be that I have no point but..... cool site I guess. Greeks go brrrrrrr

/bored
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>>13611
'Proof' is another word people are using carelessley. See >>13611
>>13510
This piss wars, despite the name, will be apocalyptic
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>>13509
Strike that statement from the transcript.
>>13719
the yellow peril
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>>13719
>>13721
oh 'apocalyptic' give me a break. We survived the cola wars!
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE WATER?

COCONUT WATER! PUDDLE WATER! OOOH OOH HEAVY WATER!
Sincerely, William
>>12767 (OP) 
aye aye!
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Always hydrated if you play watersports
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>>13824
I see your a man of culture as well
>>13824
I heard Marco Polo will be in the next Winter Olympic Games.
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>>13842
Will Disco Polo join him as well?
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>>13846
In glorious dance!
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thanks!
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It's called water cooling and it's professional.
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Have another
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>>13918
>>13848
Hurrah!
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Remember to stay updated.
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Make sure to hydrate your belongings too.
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Do you have a pope action plan ready?
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>>14041
My nieghbor left town so im watering their belongings for them.
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hydr8
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>>14363
done.
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>>14197
Don't forget the sink. I always forget the kitchen sink.
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>>14418
oh thx ok
>>14183
My whole CABAL has a pope action ready to go, at all times.

now where is that bloody thing?
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>>13979
Where can I buy this, 'water'? I'm really liking this pitch.
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>>13980
I updated right now
>>14421
You must collect it from the ground like the rest of us, entitled fuck.
>>14421
Suck it up from the floor.
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>>14487
Distill it from fecal matter.
>>14421
I'd suck it up from the floor.
>>14421
I'd ground it.
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Hydrating wife experiment #6
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>>13910
All or nothing
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I need another bottle.
>>14576
That fish lives on the next gen lol
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>>14627
and free M&Ms
Clouds are the swown enemy of hydraters.
Oh, sure, scientist try to say they give us water, but only when we THREATEN the clouds do they share a piece of their horde. Shame. SHAME.
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>>14421
Go away, Nestlé
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>tfw no ethereal air and electric fluid
>tfw all the water in chautauqua lake isn't enough
>tfw you discover common whiskey is an acceptable substitute
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>>14803
Imagine being born in one place.

>electric fluid
ots got wat plants crave
Coconut water. It's got what plants crave.
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Drink! Drink! Drink!
uh oh im solidifying
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Every time you pray to the water god, a coffee spills on someone's lap.
Diuretic-ass heathens.
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