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No.12767
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Be sure to stay hydrated, Pope!
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No.12768
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Aye aye, captain!
No.12769
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i don't want your water!
Replies: >>12772 >>13202 >>13506
No.12770
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I'm plenty hydrated.
Replies: >>12773
!tsGpSwX8mo No.12771 
I'M A WEE WEE!
!tsGpSwX8mo No.12772 
>>12769
I don't want your whatever!
!tsGpSwX8mo No.12773 
>>12770
I'm fully replenished.
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No.12802
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>>12773
No.12890
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I'M SO FUCKING HYDRATED RIGHT NOW!
No.12891
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I'M SO FUCKING HYDRATED RIGHT NOW!
No.13143
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Just made a bloody good mojito by eyeballing it. Although not hard to beat the last one - not only did I find a smooth overproof white rum and a seller of fresh cane juice, but also the last one was fuckin gold rum, crème de menthe and tap water.
Really moving up in the world.
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No.13176
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>>13143
>posting diuretics in the hydrothread
brave,.
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No.13177 
>>13176
Can diuretics break brick?
No.13195 
>>13143
>the last one was fuckin gold rum, crème de menthe and tap water
Alchemy is the art of turning garbage into gold. To rely on good ingredients is a beginner's trick, for novices like professional chefs.
Some of the best drinks are made from just* sugar, water and a fruit or vegetabl-
No.13202 
>>12769
yo that pope is getting pretty philosophical
No.13205
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>>13176
I see your jar of piss and I present you a Kaczynski Cocktail
Replies: >>13208 >>13209
No.13208 
>>13205
>not making earwax napalm
Lazy! The both of you!
No.13209 
>>13205
A close but mere second to the third jar. Any old monkey can throw shit.
No.13506
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>>12769
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No.13509
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>>13506
OBJECTION!

How can we know you're not a car? This is hearsay!
Replies: >>13720
No.13510
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>>13176
They're stockpiling. They know what's coming...
Replies: >>13511 >>13719
No.13511
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>>13510
Lots of enema-cum is coming
Replies: >>13512 >>13513
No.13512 
>>13511
a vending machine company's ad-man may have typed this post... but i'm not really complaining... i'm staying hydrated instead
No.13513
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>>13511
For someone who talks about cum so much, you clearly have no idea what it is.
Replies: >>13577
No.13563
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You don't have to yell.
No.13577
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>>13513
how can you say that when you've never tasted a throbbing caulk
No.13611 
>>13176
>literally anyone can make piss
Not if you're on dialysis. Further proof that people that like this meme are not just pretending to be retarded with such disingenuous a meme.  Then again literally was always a retarded word in modern times. It literally doesn't mean literature. But can anybody write? Nope. Legitimate is another one used wrong. May it yet be that I have no point but..... cool site I guess. Greeks go brrrrrrr

/bored
Replies: >>13616
No.13616
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>>13611
'Proof' is another word people are using carelessley. See >>13611
No.13719 
>>13510
This piss wars, despite the name, will be apocalyptic
Replies: >>13721 >>13722
No.13720 
>>13509
Strike that statement from the transcript.
No.13721 
>>13719
the yellow peril
Replies: >>13722
No.13722 
>>13719
>>13721
oh 'apocalyptic' give me a break. We survived the cola wars!
No.13723
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE WATER?

COCONUT WATER! PUDDLE WATER! OOOH OOH HEAVY WATER!
Sincerely, William
No.13817 
>>12767 (OP) 
aye aye!
No.13824
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Always hydrated if you play watersports
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No.13826
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>>13824
I see your a man of culture as well
No.13842 
>>13824
I heard Marco Polo will be in the next Winter Olympic Games.
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No.13846
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>>13842
Will Disco Polo join him as well?
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No.13848 
>>13846
In glorious dance!
Replies: >>13931
No.13867 
thanks!
No.13910
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It's called water cooling and it's professional.
No.13918
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Have another
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No.13921
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>>13918
No.13931 
>>13848
Hurrah!
No.13979
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No.13980
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Remember to stay updated.
No.14041
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Make sure to hydrate your belongings too.
Replies: >>14197
No.14183
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Do you have a pope action plan ready?
No.14197 
>>14041
My nieghbor left town so im watering their belongings for them.
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