Magic Capitalist

Magic Capitalist Pope 66-afm-3188(PD)08:59:33 No.10316

To be honest, I don't understand people who try to summon kitsune or worship stupid frogs. I think the Magic Capitalist is much better. Just look at that beaming smile. It exudes happiness, prosperity, joy. I believe the Magic Capitalist loves us all. I think he might even send me a cat girl, if I worship him right.

What do you think of the Magic Capitalist?

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Pope 66-afm-3188(PD)09:42:27 No.10317

Praise the boom bust cycles of eternal creation and destruction!

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Cabbage 66-afm-3188(PD)10:38:08 No.10318

Are you talking about Elon Musk?

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Dweller 66-afm-3188(PD)14:09:00 No.10319

>>10318
Elon Musk has nothing to do with it. I'm talking about the Magical Capitalist, not the average follower.

>>10317
I thank the Magical Capitalist for the property I have and ask him to help me acquire more capital than I have now!

Dweller 66-afm-3188(PD)14:22:24 No.10320

It is said that if you follow the will of the invisible hand and make good quarterly earnings for your whole life, the Magic Capitalist will send you to the Great Stock Market in the Sky when you die.

Cabbage 66-afm-3188(PD)19:34:35 No.10322

Dear Magic Capitalist!
Protect us from the power of corporations so that monopolies do not arise and the market is open to small and medium-sized businesses!

In the name of the Capital, and of the Property, and of the Well-fed Life!
https://youtu.be/4kVTqUxJYBA

Komrade Kush 68-afm-3188(SO)09:40:40 No.10325

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FUCK THE PROFIT PROPHET

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The Magic Capitalist Prophet 68-afm-3188(SO)14:54:25 No.10330

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>>10325
Oh, fuck you labourman. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on this thread if you think you're so fair?

Cabbage 68-afm-3188(SO)23:22:29 No.10337

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CATFIGHT!

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Cabbage 69-afm-3188(SM)09:13:43 No.10347

>>10325
I'd rather fuck that cat.

Pope 70-afm-3188(BT)15:48:59 No.10352

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>>10316
I'll take my wife over your stupid capitalism every time!

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Dweller 70-afm-3188(BT)16:24:06 No.10353

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>>10352
The Magic Capitalist gave me a fox boy who rules the world. What did your wife give you? Sex? Pshaw, that's old fashioned, kiddo.

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Cabbage 70-afm-3188(BT)23:03:23 No.10356

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>>10337
Oh it's on now!
Komrade Kat vs Fat Cat
Who will win?
PLACE YOUR BETS

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Dweller 71-afm-3188(PD)09:57:30 No.10358

>>10356
5 quids for the fatty, this is why we have weight classes.

Dweller 71-afm-3188(PD)10:19:34 No.10359

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Fat cats are better than skinny ones. But fat birds are much better than fat cats. For a thousand credits… trust me!

Pope 71-afm-3188(PD)10:33:05 No.10360

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And in case you're wondering, I'm on the side of the Ancien Régime!

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Pope 72-afm-3188(PP)12:40:57 No.10373

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>>10353
Prove that your fox boy does rule the world then.
>What did your wife give you? Sex?
Not only that, she's also an expert at math, kind of like a kitsune supercomputer.

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Cabbage 72-afm-3188(PP)16:37:03 No.10376

>>10373
It's easy enough! Firstly, after my fox boy came to power, the normies began to like foxes instead of cats. Secondly, the 4chan's semi-normies support Trump. Who else supports Trump? That's right, The Fox Broadcasting Company!

You could say that the normies is not an authority, but the normies will support exactly the one who will rule the world at the moment!

Cabbage 62-bcy-3189(SM)23:25:00 No.12354

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>>10360
Eristocrats!

/5/ - Chaos

I don't know man, I didn't do it.

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