/5/ - Chaos

Indeed, I like to masturbate by slapping my penis on a keyboard repeatedly.

"Where are my balls?"

>Writing code becomes impossible because [<->] your keyboard becomes covered with precum
no change

>>10345
I used to do that as well, but as usual i wasn't satisfied anymore with plain old mechanical keyboards and had to look for more extreme stuff. First it wasn't bad, just old timey typewriters, but one day I caught myself flattening my dick with Guttenbergian printing press. That was when I realized I needed help.

>>10867
If my penis was 3" bigger I'd use it to punch HR lady in the face. Sadly the best I can do is self-blowjob.