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Funny enough, most of the guides reccomend water based astroglide with kids.

>>10510
Here's another handy guide for you:
don't.

>>10512
Why shouldn't I?  You do realize if you fuck a child too hard and without lubrication you can breach the vaginal wall into the anal cavity right?  This causes them to bleed out according to a few coroners reports I have read.  

No… it's almost mandatory

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I'm pretty sure it's just one guy. Probably he thinks it's le big funni.

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>>10517
I disagree, I think we have two people: one being that boring edgelord and the other being that one, although I'd like to think it's one of the ones St. Terry warned us about.

>>10518
I find it intriguing how this site keeps getting spammed with BS, but the angle of attack slightly changes every time. It's oddly methodical to abandon a tactic as it proves to be ineffective in disrupting the business as usual. Somebody is hella obsessed and keeps banging their skull against a stone wall.

I am an FBI employee and amateur pedophile. AMA

>>10528
Amateur means you are not paid for it, does that mean you volunteer at the FBI? Or did you mean that you do it outside work too?

We are called MAPs and the sex is great!

>>10532
>implying some dumb kids would be good at sex
You are so clueless

>>10539
I was a kid once and I had absolutely no idea how to fuck properly back then. Thing is, unless you find idiocy sexy, the children are way too dumb to have good sex with. You struggle with objectification and cannot imagine sex as an action you do in cooperation with someone rather than something you do to somebody.

That being said I got nothing against pedos, since you really cannot choose your paraphilias. Kid fiddlers on the other hand should have an airplane crashing into them every 3 minutes until death.

>>10544
>sex with lights off
You are again demonstrating your inexperience with good sex. You know you can make your 50y old wife convincingly pretend to be a 9y old choirboy, but a 9y old kid could never do a Morgan Freeman impression while you are stuffing a fist up his butt.

>>10524
It annoys me that they have to disrupt our fun chaos with stupid grayface matters when they could go to another site.

>>10549
You cannot really take that stance after multiple threads were bumped with pedospam. Also you clearly don't get it. Why would we ignore you when it's so much more fun to shit on your silly and misguided ways, since that is the way of the goddess.

>>10555
Can I request that you'd keep the discussion within this thread, rather than smearing it all over the walls like a mental ward patient?

>>10558
Apparently not.

The least they could do is actually offer us some teenage japanese schoolgirls for competitive prices. I'd buy one, no, four! I'm not even trying to compete with them over the prepubescent market. C'mon fellas, throw me a bone here.

>>10593
You know, if we legalized human trafficing then all the potential tax money wouldn't go to waste, and people wouldn't need to get their humans from some shady back alley. We could regulate the industry to make humans more safe to everyone and use police to something more important like beating up homeless.

>>10530
Yes.

Lol who deleted the thread where I put my rant in? Pls delete the kitsune thread too, it's part of the pedo invasion.

>>10645
Sorry, didn't look at the image closely enough.

>>10648
No worries, you're doing good!

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It's still happening. I looked into it and this evangelizing pedo phenomenon is a particular type of brain virus where the idiots somehow think that everybody is secrectly pedo but in denial, since they've had to struggle with their thoughts for too much. Even if you insist to them you're not attracted to kids, they won't believe you. They don't have a concept of a world where kids were something else than sex objects.

They'd rather have a kid spend their childhood with an adult getting fucked, rather than learning important life skills appropriate for their developemental stage. They want to manipulate kids into a world of secrets where they must NOT TELL ANYONE about what they're been doing, setting seeds for later mental health problems. 

It's a whole part of the virgin obsession of the slowly dying patriarchal culture. Men are so insecure that they cannot handle the feeling of inexperience or inferiority in bed, so they seek to have sexual experiences with weakest and most illiterate among us to fullfill the role of the mythical male sex god with giant dick and chest hair so dense you could hide a dagger in it imprinted on them from all the porn they consume.

Seek help.

This is the only altchan that I never see pedo garbage on, and that's a very good thing.  I haven't seen CP here a single time, whereas CP spam is a persistent problem on virtually all other altchans.

>>15439
Oh, they're trying.
I only know a few other boards with decent custom antispam (plus4chan, leftychan) but most admins just use the default software, which simply isn't able to automatically filter most of the trash.

See the first couple of posts in https://trashchan.xyz/meta/thread/374.html for a quick rundown on the typical CP spam ads (after that the thread got derailed a few times). Most admins make the mistake of thinking these are botposts. They're overwhelmingly done by hand and with proxies, so generic captchas and Tor/VPN blocking won't do anything.

>>15440

I janny several altchans and the biggest CP spammers have forgotten to turn off their VPNs before.  If we're talking about the "free pedo porn" spammers that target Crystal Cafe and other altchans, it's a guy in Omsk and his friend in the same city.  They're basically running a scam operation, spamming CP on altchans to get retarded pedophiles to install their malware.  I've reported them to international law enforcement many times, but, unfortunately, they are Russian and Russian law enforcement is utterly worthless, so they are unlikely to face justice so long as Russia remains a lawless hellhole.