/5/ - Chaos

I don't know man, I didn't do it.

Cabbage 24-chs-3189(PP)11:30:53 No.10788

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Consider lawnmowers. The sound, the smell, how it feels like to swipe your fingers against its surface soiled with the green grass mush. Consider the whirling blades and the horror they inflict on the unfortunate insects sharing their living space with you. Consider it's function. How all it does is to try keep shit short, while shit wants to be tall. No growth allowed on this area. Should've been born in forest loser.

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Cabbage 24-chs-3189(PP)17:03:45 No.10789

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Consider razors. The sound, the smell, how it feels like to swipe your fingers against its surface soiled with your own blood. Consider the sliding blades and the horror they inflict on the unfortunate hair protecting your skin. Consider it's function. How all it does is to try keep shit short, while shit wants to be tall. No growth allowed on this area. Should've been born some hairless worm loser.

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Cabbage 25-chs-3189(SO)02:45:11 No.10790

CONCIDER ZONING LAWS

Cabbage 26-chs-3189(SM)13:35:12 No.10798

>>10789
It is the style of the Kali Yuga. As individuals we must cultivate our inner Sun, and let shit grow

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Dweller 30-chs-3189(SO)14:56:43 No.10853

>>10798
Speak for yourself, I'm not an individual and I shave '"everything''.

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Cabbage 30-chs-3189(SO)23:53:01 No.10863

>>10853
Let me guess, you also choose to deposit your semen in other men's feces

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Pope 31-chs-3189(SM)00:51:12 No.10864

>>10863
Nah, I usually cook with it. Cum makes pancakes great, and you and your partner got something to bond over after sex. Cannot recommend enough!

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Cabbage 32-chs-3189(BT)16:45:39 No.10883

>>10864
I hate Amalek

Pope 32-chs-3189(BT)17:56:06 No.10885

>>10864
Consider children

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Pope 32-chs-3189(BT)22:06:16 No.10888

>>10885
Why would I cook with children?

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Dweller 33-chs-3189(PD)00:43:01 No.10889

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>>10888

Cabbage 33-chs-3189(PD)07:44:04 No.10898

>>10888
So that they can learn how to cook for themselves and live independently in the future?

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Pope 33-chs-3189(PD)08:33:20 No.10899

>>10898
Wtf did the fast food industry ever do to you??

Cabbage 33-chs-3189(PD)23:13:23 No.10905

>>10898
Well shit not if I heat them over 60° or dice them. And what kind of monster would serve them alive?

Pope 1-bcy-3190(SO)01:59:57 No.13578

Lawnmover is one of those litetaly fully-optimized devices. There's simply nothing to improve about it.

If you hate it you're and idiot or using knockoff chinese engines instead of the one and only Honda GXV160.

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Cabbage 1-bcy-3190(SO)02:41:16 No.13579

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>>13578
I don't hate the lawnmower, I hate the lawn.

The lawn is a sign of 🗿the curse🗿. It's the symbol of the little emperor, who wants to dictate over their little monotonous patch of land. No food! No flowers! No cute bugs allowed! Just one plant, one color, one height. Some people even get green with envy and paint their lawns with dye. It's a pathetic display of conformism, and an affront not just to chaos but to life itself.

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John 1-bcy-3190(SO)02:51:25 No.13580

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no NOO

I'M CALLING THE HOA YOU FREAK!

Pope 1-bcy-3190(SO)15:45:16 No.13581

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>>13579
You cannot prove that bees don't consume human faeces.

Honey is a mixture of sugar, water and poop.

Cabbage 2-bcy-3190(SM)01:47:14 No.13584

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>>10788 (OP) 
I'm tempted to salt the earth of my lawn so I don't have to mow. HOA won't stop bothering me. I will bring down my property value on purpose!

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Cabbage 2-bcy-3190(SM)17:43:45 No.13588

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This helps me sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex8su9_0yMg

Cabbage 2-bcy-3190(SM)23:22:29 No.13594

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>>13584
We might fight not only them, but the Home Owners of the World! (globalist HOW conspiracy)

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Dweller 3-bcy-3190(BT)00:28:20 No.13596

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>>13594
Rent might be low but then you you're wasting money feeding the nigger. All that purple drank and KFC - over time it adds up.

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Dweller 3-bcy-3190(BT)00:57:40 No.13597

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>>13596
That's cheap stuff anyway. Low-maintenance, I'd l;ove that, you should see how much bitchy arrogant cumkids waste your money. Avocado toast, deca-latte and white wine, maybe some douche caviar. Put an AK out your windows and scare them into their gated plastic HOA so-called-communities so they're easier to siege. Fight the HOW!

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Pope 3-bcy-3190(BT)01:01:01 No.13598

*and, you're actually paying for these rich fuckers with your rent and mortgage, your shopping, your taxes, your life! More is going to the Owners than any welfare king. I couldn't give a FUCK about if Mister $3000 didn't work for it, because Ms Millions is drinking whale cum on the backs of a thousand times more people.

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Dweller 3-bcy-3190(BT)09:26:41 No.13599

>>13598
>Ms Millions is drinking whale cum on the backs of a thousand times more people.
The least she could do is film it and publish it on the internet

Cabbage 4-bcy-3190(PD)00:27:54 No.13610

>>13597
Fuck Mario speedrunning community. No like seriously, fuck them all. Like many here, I've played bajillion NES games when I was a kid. I've never even actively noticed that Mario moves by subpixels. Nor would I have cared if I did. The atmosphere in the game is driven by the music and bright textures, I personally couldn't care less about 2 vs 3 subpixels per frame.

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Cabbage 4-bcy-3190(PD)23:36:39 No.13618

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>>13610
Petersonian?

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Pope 8-bcy-3190(BT)00:45:45 No.13633

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>>13618
Jamaican

Cabbage 9-bcy-3190(PD)08:15:09 No.13638

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>>13579
Lawns are a natural consequence of capitalism, therefore we must continue making them. Blame the grass, not the lawn, for not voting with their dollar enough.

*yawn* well I'm tired *stretches out* okie I'm gonna go to bed now *trots off, tail wagging*

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Pope 9-bcy-3190(PD)09:16:44 No.13639

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>>13638
>I'm gonna go to bed now
I don't believe you.

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Dweller 9-bcy-3190(PD)21:52:30 No.13640

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>>13639
Said Hitler when his glass dildo broke inside his rectal cavity.

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Dweller 9-bcy-3190(PD)22:10:43 No.13641

>>13640
i dont get it can you explain the joke?

my email address is attached

Cabbage 13-bcy-3190(BT)05:35:32 No.13645

We have now considered the lawnmower.

Cabbage 13-bcy-3190(BT)17:49:59 No.13652

Next: we consider the smell.

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Pope 13-bcy-3190(BT)19:48:34 No.13653

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>>13652
Oh yeah we eurofags know something about it. 

However, we also know how to take a shower so we don't need to mutilate dicks of our newborns.

Dweller 33-bcy-3190(BT)23:56:33 No.13772

When I start I start from the outside of the lawn and work my way to the center. This way it maximizes the amount of bugs in the middle and they all get chopped or fly out when I drive over the middle. This is also a technique used in rabbit hunting, but generally they dont get chopped

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Pope 34-bcy-3190(PD)00:07:22 No.13774

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>>13772
But what happens when the rabbit hunters meet in the middle?

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