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Houses are an important decision that affect more than we might imagine.

Choose wisely.

>>10971
Ohio, not even a comparison

>>10974
I will not question a decision made by someone else. I mean if you are willing to step up and take all that responsibility…

I choose horse carcasses, if they are still warm you can protect yourself from a snow storm by hiding inside them

>>11040
>you can protect yourself from a snow storm by hiding inside them
That's a terrible idea, the carcass will freeze around you and suck away your body heat. You'd be better off making a hollow in the snow.

>>11053
Don't ruin my fantasies with science nonsense!

>>11053
>>11064
I propose a compromise!
>Make a hollow in the snow
>Place the horse carcass inside the hollow
>Place yourself inside the horse carcass that's inside the hollow
>Success?

>>11065
I'm taken by your concern for my well being, but when I'm comfily tugged inside a horse carcass I sure as hell am not gonna emerge from there in the middle of a fucking snowstorm just to dig some dumb holes. Horse carcass is warm enough, if there's something warmer then I don't want it!

>>11040
And I thought they smelt bad on the backside!

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>>10972
I'll take "shack in the woods" for 500

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Which side are you on?

Choose wisely.

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I will pick whichever side the magic conch shell tells me to

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One of these hands is your favourite.

Choose wisely.

>>14810
I choose to compliment this picture.

>>13908
THAT IS NO HAND.
THAT'S A CORED APPLE.

>>13765
They say that in Erischan, there are no neutrals there.

>>14904
i mean they're not much baldr than the other one

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Consider, on the left, the caveman. He grabs his bone and strangles and shakes it until he can barely feel anymore. HNNG HNNNG!!!, he yells, each day and night. A crude, repulsive character.

Then consider, on the right, the gentleman. This fine winner chooses not to poop for six hours, gracefully stimulating his prostate.

So, who do you wish to be?