>>11138
Listen here BUDDY! There is this little thing called "imagination". Got it, pal? They haven't found a way to make it illegal yet so you can imagine literally anything. It has the additional benefit of being unable to harm people. So imagine all the weirdest, most illegal, kinky shit you can conjure up in your mind. Then keep it there, you sick and twisted degenerate. Like I do. Nobody needs to know about my shameful fetish for disgusting, green-skinned, scheming, thieving goblin girls. I keep it to myself.