/5/ - Chaos

looks like spam. seen similar bait being posted elsewhere

>Literally one or two high effort posts

WHHAAAAAAAA! 👶😭 Fuck off.  Sage.

>>11133
I don't give shit about effort you put into astroturfing

>>11135
Shhhh… Shhhh… 🍼

>>11140
Nice, free milk. I'm gonna still twist the shards into your eyes after I'm done drinking it.

>>11143
😢 WHAAAAAHHHH! 😭

>>11160
You take it as a sign of weakness when it's a war cry.

>>11163
Hush little baby don't say a word.

>>11164
YOU ARE SILENCING MY RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH TAKE THAT PACIFIER AWAY OR I SHOVE IT DOWN YOU THROAT YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING PERVERT

>>11168
There, there little one.  Sleep now. 👨‍🍼

>>11183
IN MY SLUMBER I SHALL DREAM OF YOUR DESTRUCTION. DEMONS WILL FLAY SKIN OFF YOUR BALLS AND MAKE IT INTO A SACRED AMULET THAT WILL GRANT POWER OF CAUSING ITCHY RASH INSIDE YOUR EAR CANALS. I WILL THEN GIVE THIS AMULET TO YOUR BULLY AND FORGET ABOUT YOUR PITIFUL EXISTENCE. YOU WERE WARNED.

>>11192
Aww, poor baby.  😢  Are you teething?  Have a tummy wummy ache?  🧸❤️

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>>11193
Did you know you can grow teeth inside your brain tissue? It's a tumor where your stem cells get confused about where they are and start building a wrong bodypart. Cells communicate position through electromagnetic impulses. Therefore, if I was to theoretically gain access to your wifi I could reprogram bunch of your cells and laugh as you keep teething from all the wrong places.

>>11195
Baby's becoming a BIG boy aren't you?

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>>11196
My hunger grows. Everything I consume becomes a part of me, everything that exists my control will be mere shit. I keep feasting until the last star gets extinguished by the wet embrace of my throat. I will be immense, there will be worlds living inside me, unaware of their master. Then, when I'm finally able to stand up and see eye to eye with God, I'll kick him on the nuts, and my manical giggle will shatter the fabric of the space time.

>>11197
Yes, a BIG BOY aren't you?  :)

>>11202
IMMENSE in a way mere mortals like you cannot even comprehend. If you ever saw my true form your eyes would immediately turn to ash and float into your nose. You'd sneeze so hard your lungs would turn inside out and flop out of your mouth, activating your gag reflex making you puke stomach acid all over your exposed lung follicles. Additionally my DAD will beat you up.

>>11203
Aww, little baby made a burp.  Do you feel better?

>>11205
It means fuck off and die in baby language. I'm feeling horrible thanks for asking, there's some pervert babbling at me and I've been waiting for my mommy to come back from the liquor store for 30 minutes.

>>11206
Oopsie!  You got a little spit on your chin.  Let's clean that off.

>>11207
DON'T TOUCH ME! I'LL HAVE YOUR HANDS REMOVED AND HUNG OFF MY STROLLER AS A WARNING TO MY OTHER ENEMIES. REST OF YOUR BODY SHALL BE BLENDED DOWN AND MIXED WITH MILK POWDER TO PROVIDE ME WITH IMPORTANT NUTRIENTS THAT PROMOTE GROWTH OF MY TINY BABBY FINGERS INTO STRONG AND POWERFUL CLAWS I CAN USE TO RIP OPEN RIBCAGES TO ACCESS SOFT AND TASTY MEAT HIDDEN INSIDE

>>11209
Ooooh… Is baby getting restless?

>>11210
I WON'T REST UNTIL YOUR BONES ARE GRINDED TO DUST AND THROWN INTO A BLACK HOLE IN A SMELLY CAN OF MILK.

>>11211
Awww is baby making sounds?

>>11217
ok nvm you're boring and don't escalate. Consider swallowing concrete dust.

>>11218
It's ok, baby will grow up one day. 😉

on your board there's a sperg trying to false-flag, that's goontown
larping as a straw nazi /pol/tard fag, for goontown
now don't be surprised when you see some shite
in meta threads whining bout the far right
he's never gonna stop, until the whole site, is goontown

>>11221
I don't think you read the situation correctly, sorry to say.

>>11223
Yeah, I don't understand where he is coming from.

>>11225
Seriously, get hit by a truck.

>>11229
driven by a guy named chuck who calls you a cuck when you owe the hospital ten thousand bucks

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>>11236
Based Chuck o7

>>11128
I think this board should be nuked at this point maybe turn it into a Discordian-only version of /b/ without all the astroturf

>>11251
Or just be inclusive to MAPs.

>>11286
they will be included in the industrial meat grinder, yes

>>11373
>>11373
Don't be rude.

>>11382
Yeah, it's a classy meat grinder that makes bespoke meat out of classy child rapists

>>11382
Sorry! I forgot about all the consent that was going on between fat losers and little kids. My bad!

>>11385
No problem.  Don't be jelly.  ;)

>>11387
Yes, everyone is very jealous of your status as the most hated demographic in existence. Sure. :^)

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>hey mods why aren't you awake when im awake BAWWWWWWW
take up meth, then our shifts might match up