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Sounds like something a bike would say

Modern nerd culture is centered around trannies. They have holidays for trannies. They cancelled hundreds of thousands of real women to free trannies. They listen to tranny music. They appoint trannies as their moderators. They dress and act like trannies. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from trannies. They post snarky tweets about trannies. They watch speedruns in worship of trannies. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of trannies playing video games. They use tranny slang like "uwu" and "chud". When you say "LGBT" they're not thinking of gay, bi, or lesbian people. They're thinking of the tranny. Their websites are completely overrun with trannies. They worship their Discord mod force disproportionately filled with trannies and their global force of hackers filled with trannies. Their men sit around watching tranny speedruns while their women sit around reading tranny fanfics. They worship trannies like Bruce Jenner and Ellen Page and William Parrott and the late John Paul Neumann while attacking the sane people who actually built their culture before trannies took over. Their Youtube videos are filled with trannies and their music playlists are topped by trannies. They send trannies to the Olympics and celebrate when the trannies win because those trannies are true red blooded trannies. They watch tranny porn to a point where "femboy" does not make them think of a cute guy who's just crossdressing but about tranny penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate woke capitalism and how the 41% meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love trannies but the evidence speaks for itself in that the internet has become and will always be a culture of tranny loving trannies.

>>11233
Not the kind of post a mountain bike would post, a faggot 21 gear roadbike would post like that.
t.Fixie bike

>>11235
Grayface alert.

>>11237
do you have a +1 here for your gig tonight
do you play synth
do you all play synth

Tech support culture is centered around pajeets. They have holidays for pajeets. They fired hundreds of thousands of native English speakers to hire pajeets. They listen to pajeet music. They elect a pajeet as their CEO. They dress and act like pajeets. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from pajeets. They post sassy clips about pajeets. They watch shitstreet in worship of pajeets. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of

ok i'm out of ideas
fuck

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>>11235
>Modern nerd culture is centered around trannies. They have holidays for trannies. They cancelled hundreds of thousands of real women to free trannies. They listen to tranny music. They appoint trannies as their moderators. They dress and act like trannies. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from trannies. They post snarky tweets about trannies. They watch speedruns in worship of trannies. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of trannies playing video games

>>11241
There was one guy that didn't play synth, the CEO of hipsters ordered us to break his kneecaps behind a starbucks, we did it without hesitation

>>11242
Well I'm not suprised, you're in a parody thread unparodying the parody.

American culture is centered around burgers. They have holidays for burgers. They ignored hundreds of thousands of good recipes to sell burgers. They listen to burger music. They elect a guy who orders burgers for a White House banquet as their president. They dress and act like burgers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from burgers. They post sassy gifs about burgers. They watch commercials in worship of burgers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of burger commercials played during sports. They use burger slang like "juicy" and "thick". When you say "Hamburg" they're not thinking of the city in Germany. They're thinking of the burger. Their restaurants are completely overrun with burgers. They worship their McDonaldsbot police force disproportionately filled with burgers and their global police force of soldiers filled with burgers. Their men sit around watching burger ball while their women sit around watching burger talk shows. They worship burgers like the Big Mac and Whopper and Quarter Pounder while attacking the dishes who actually built their country before burgers took over. Their movies are filled with burgers and their music charts are topped by burgers. They send burgers to international cookoffs and celebrate when the burgers win because those burgers are true red pattied american burgers. They watch burger porn to a point where "BBQ" does not make them think of a traditional method of cooking but about burger patties instead. They will tell you how much they hate burgers and how the amerifat meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love burgers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of burger loving burgers

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The cities went wrong when you made 'em for cars, that's when it went wrong, okay, that was the- that was the big- that's when it went wrong. It's like, how many people- It's like, "OH, IT'S A FOOTPATH". Eh, fuck you man, real humans don't mind it, okay, the real humans are like "yeah it's a footpath, so what's your- so what's your point", the drivers are like "NO, IT'S-WE UH, WE DON'T LIKE THE FOOTPATH." Here's the difference between a real human and a driver: Do you like the footpath? Okay, you're a driver, fuck you, get the fuck out.

>>11253
But how else do i kill federal agents? With a train? Want me to put spikes on the front of my tricycle?
Seriously asking.

>>11281
Make a trapdoor under your doormat they all fall into when they come to ask you about all their missing colleagues

>>11285
Oh that's good.
But I feel like that kind of set-up deserves a snappy one-liner, got any ideas?

>>11281
They fluoresce under sunlight, you just kick them over.

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>>11291