THE END OF BUREAUCRACY APPROACHES. ENUMERATE AND ARRANGE YOUR PAPERWORK. ENSURE YOU HAVE A MATCH. AND A SPARE MATCH. Once the cold dark kiss of Aftermath Eve Evening arrives, ward it off with a ritual bonfire. Or do.
I stubbed my toe on a stupid table. It is a stupid table. A thoughtless quadrupedal assembly of wood. Objectively dumber than you and me. This table, literally, does not and cannot comprehend the forces it has messed with. This table has trespassed me. I will take it apart, piece by piece, until not even Theseus would dare recognize it. I will destroy it, douse kerosene all over it, and it will drown in it.
i actually havent stubbed my toe in like a year, but wow, just think if i did tho
Be careful, sometimes smart tables pose as stupid ones to benefit from the lowered expectations.
OP got flipped by a table ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \）
my pineal gland suspects that in a past life op was a woodpecker and now the table is out for revenge
Practice do easy and it won't happen again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoOUBETTyMI
>>11627 DO EASY? IS THIS SOME KIND OF SUBGENIUS RECRUITMENT TACTIC??? I WILL USE EFFORT AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. DONT TELL ME TO SLACK OFF. DONT TELL ME TO SLACK OFF/ SISYPHUS WILL KICK YOUR ASS
>>11629 You can try this method too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGlUUAmjxk
