/5/ - I stubbed my toe on a stupid table. It is a stupid table. A thoughtless quadrupedal assembly of w...

Pope 29-dsc-3189(BT)09:04:25 No.11424

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I stubbed my toe on a stupid table.

It is a stupid table. A thoughtless quadrupedal assembly of wood. Objectively dumber than you and me. This table, literally, does not and cannot comprehend the forces it has messed with.

This table has trespassed me. I will take it apart, piece by piece, until not even Theseus would dare recognize it. I will destroy it, douse kerosene all over it, and it will drown in it.

Pope 29-dsc-3189(BT)09:05:28 No.11425

i actually havent stubbed my toe in like a year, but wow, just think if i did tho

Dweller 29-dsc-3189(BT)11:38:05 No.11426

Be careful, sometimes smart tables pose as stupid ones to benefit from the lowered expectations.

Cabbage 30-dsc-3189(PD)00:27:01 No.11428

OP got flipped by a table
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \）

Dweller 31-dsc-3189(PP)01:29:00 No.11430

my pineal gland suspects that in a past life op was a woodpecker and now the table is out for revenge

Dweller 72-dsc-3189(SO)12:28:42 No.11618

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Pope 73-dsc-3189(SM)10:26:45 No.11627

Practice do easy and it won't happen again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoOUBETTyMI

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Dweller 73-dsc-3189(SM)11:26:50 No.11629

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>>11627
DO EASY?

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SUBGENIUS RECRUITMENT TACTIC??? I WILL USE EFFORT AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. DONT TELL ME TO SLACK OFF. DONT TELL ME TO SLACK OFF/

SISYPHUS WILL KICK YOUR ASS

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Dweller 73-dsc-3189(SM)14:07:29 No.11633

>>11629
You can try this method too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGlUUAmjxk

/5/ - Chaos

I don't know man, I didn't do it.

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