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(58.2KB, 548x400) MY ASS LUCK SEEMS TO BE SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL
I RECENTLY ACQUIRED A PART TIME LECTURING POSITION AT A COLLEGE YESTERDAY I SPENT FIVE
HOURS STRAIGHT ON THE COMPUTER, PREPARING FOR THE LECTURES, WHICH WERE THIS MORNING
WHEN I FINISHED PREPARING FOR THE POWER PLANT WHICH HAD A TOTAL OF 48 SLIDES I EMAILED
IT TO MY BRO, CAUSE I WANTED HIM TO PRINT IT OUT! BUT AFTER THAT, WHEN I TRIED OPENING
THE FILE
HE TRIED, IT COULD NOT OPEN THE FILE
AND THIS HAPPENS AT 1 IN THE FREAKING MORNING
AND MY LECTURE WAS AT 9 AM
AND I COULDN'T CALL AND CANCEL THE CLASS BECAUSE IT WAS MY FIRST FUCKING LECTURE
WITH THEM
SO I IMMEDIATELY CALLED MY BRO, HOPING HE COULD SEND A COPY BACK TO ME, BUT
SURPRISE SURPRIIIIIIIISE! HE COULDN'T OPEN THE FILE AS WELL
I MEAN IT WASN'T INFECTED WITH A VIRUS OR ANYTHING I JUST HAD JSTUSDFSDDSHDSF
LIKE A MINUTESECOND AGO BUT IT SUDDENLY WOULDN'T OPEN
THIS JUST SCREAMS ARSE LUCK, INNIT?
SO I IMMEDIATELY CALLED UP BRAM BOY, THE COMPUTER MOTHERFUCKING WHIZ KID WHO HAS HELPED ME
OUT WITH MY COMPUTER PROBLEMS BEFORE. I BASICALLY JUST WANTED HIM TO TELL ME WHAT
TO DO OVER THE PHONE! BUT HE SAID THAT IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR HIM TO COME OVER
EVEN THOUGH I KEPT INSISTING IT WASN'T NECESSARY
SO WHAT DOES THE MOTHERFUCKER DO?
GO TO THE PJ FIRST FOR A PRIOR APPOINTMENT, THEN JUST GO HOME TO HIS HOUSE TO GET HIS LAP
TOP, THEN BOUNCE OVER TO MY HOUSE TO HELP ME OUT
AND ALL THIS AT 2:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. AFTER
WHICH HE TRIED HIS BEST FOR NEARLY AN HOUR TO HELP ME OUT, AND WHEN ALL HIS ATTEMPTS
FAILED HE VOLUNTEERED, VERY SINCERELY, TO HELP ME TYPE OUT THE WHOLE FUCKING PRESENTATION
AGAIN!
GEM OR NOT?
