/5/ - Chaos

Why would you shit during a chess match?

>>12018
Maybe need to remove dildo which pulsates morse code from stockfish.

>>12022
SOMEBODY HACKED MY CHESS DILDO AND IT KEEPS TELLING ME TO PISS ON MY OPPONENT

>>12023
what do you mean, hacked? en pissant is a valid tactic during the midgame.

americans are niggers and cannot into chees

Wait so if you cheat at chess does that mean you're just constantly splattering your baby batter all over the underside of the table, moaning and groaning daddy's name? That sounds obnoxious, no wonder its not allowed

>>12040
World's best chess players are selected from among people who are so extremely straight butt stuff doesn't bring them a drop of pleasure. Chess players have been getting so straight lately, it's siphoning heterosexuality out of everyone around them, causing the current homosexuality trend.

I'd gladly exchange some chess celebrity for easy to access public toilets. Last time I almost shat myself in the middle of the city until I finally found a public toilet and it was some tourist trap that cost half of the price of a good lunch.

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>>12043
tell them to plant trees in the middle of the city, that would help shorten the line

>>12041
>butt stuff doesn't bring them a drop of pleasure
oh please, have you seen a chess piece? it's all denial and posturing.

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>>12053
dont post pawn >:"(((