/5/ - I have been BANNED from the Erisian Liberation Front, so I am exposing them. The Erisian Liberati...

Dweller 45-bcy-3189(PP)22:56:45 No.12242

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I have been BANNED from the Erisian Liberation Front, so I am exposing them.

The Erisian Liberation Front is full of aneristic agents trying to push anti-discordian propaganda.
They make themselves sound like Discordians, but will absolutely refuse to agree or even talk about about Discordian theology. 
They do not recognize our saints. 
They preach order over disorder, and believe everything they read.
They have been coopted by soldiers of Greyface.
They have refused board culture to embrace facebook behavior.

I will not stand and watch, I will not let it pass.
I announce today the creation of the ELF Liberation Front, an organisation solely dedicated to take back the ELF, which belongs to us discordians.
If you're interested in joining the fight, contact me through telepathy.

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Pope 46-bcy-3189(SO)18:20:05 No.12244

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>>12242
Are elfs Discordian now?

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Dweller 49-bcy-3189(PD)11:09:17 No.12252

>>12244
only if you're from the ELF Liberation Front

Dweller 50-bcy-3189(PP) Bureflux! 20:46:07 No.12255

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It sounds to me that they have achieved their goal and successfully liberated themselves from anything erisian. I recommend that the ELF Liberation Front act in the same way and liberate themselves from caring about this ELF.

Cabbage 52-bcy-3189(SM)18:22:41 No.12258

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>>12242
Who doesn't enjoy a good conspiracy?

I'm pleasantly surprised that ELF still lingers around. I wonder which other groups are still kicking around

Should this conspiracy be true, I will gladly contact ELFLF (ELF-LF?).

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Pope 63-bcy-3189(BT)15:34:34 No.12391

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>>12258
I propose this as the name so we can devour their catma.

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Cabbage 63-bcy-3189(BT)22:06:59 No.12396

>>12391
What is this? I'm 93 years old btw

/5/ - Chaos

I don't know man, I didn't do it.

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