/5/ - Are shoes demonic entities? People say you have to "break in" new shoes, but it really just blood of...

Cabbage 62-chs-3190(BT)15:45:53 No.13083

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Are shoes demonic entities? People say you have to "break in" new shoes, but it really just blood offering for them, isn't it?

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Dweller 62-chs-3190(BT)22:33:31 No.13086

Mine tried to murder me with a spider in the bottom of it. Shoes are aware.

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Cabbage 18-bcy-3190(BT)15:39:47 No.13683

>>13086
Fuck croatia, seriously.

Dweller 18-bcy-3190(BT)16:18:16 No.13684

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>>13083 (OP) 
>Are shoes demonic entities?
Yes.
>People say you have to "break in" new shoes
You either break them in or they break you.

Pope 19-bcy-3190(PD)04:02:29 No.13693

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Shoes are the 1st defense against Leprechauns. They are forced via mythic levels of autism to polish every dirty shoe they see.

If ever you have found yourself in the idiot predicament of having upset one, then shoes will be what saves your life. Running faster will not help you. Firearms will not help you. The unkempt shoe left abandoned in your closet and on your feet will be your only protection from the Irish Ire of the leprechaun.

/5/ - Chaos

I don't know man, I didn't do it.

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