/5/ - The aliens are coming and they are full of cum

Dweller 28-cfn-3190(PP)20:22:40 No.13335

The aliens are coming and they are full of cum

Pope 30-cfn-3190(SM)14:38:21 No.13348

Does that mean we don't have to feed them?

Dweller 31-cfn-3190(BT)04:45:12 No.13349

Nah the aliens are already here. They are our own species.

We are a lost colony of space monkeys. The thumbs of our species gropes the universe

Thay have returned to fill us with cum

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Pope 31-cfn-3190(BT)07:42:05 No.13350

>>13349
ok xoomer

Dweller 31-cfn-3190(BT)12:35:58 No.13351

>>13349
Whhy does it always have to be cum? Fucking tadpole goop.
Just fill the aliens with soylent rations or something. We have the technology.

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Dweller 31-cfn-3190(BT)20:43:37 No.13355

>>13351
Cum is organic and with advanced chemistry it can be refined into things like petrol, plastics, methane, or even hydrogen for zero-emission cars.

Dweller 34-cfn-3190(SO)02:23:49 No.13368

Cum is an abomination! It's not natural, you hear!

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Dweller 34-cfn-3190(SO)12:17:40 No.13370

>>13368
You probably never even tasted your own cum after a good days fap.

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Dweller 35-cfn-3190(SM)02:35:07 No.13373

>>13370
Recycling is our duty. I would never shirk my duty. How dare.

/5/ - Chaos

I don't know man, I didn't do it.

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