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(248.2KB, 403x403) German Pope:
- Served in Waffen SS during his youth
- Shitposted theological papers working as ghost writer for John Paul II
- Gave no fuck about this so-called "god"
- Retired and enjoyed autumn of his life, drinking beer while reminiscing about fun times in the army
Polish Pope:
- Cried like a bitch and hid in his basement when WW2 began
- Was gonna be a movie star, with modelling and acting. After a hundred or two auditions and small parts, he decided he had enough. Then he got into priestly work.
- Always tense from acting and pretending to be someone he wasn't
- Thought this "jesus" thing was for real
- Got shot on the job
- Worked himself to death
