I'd crawl through a mile of glass and bathe in vinegar just to taste the cocaine she smuggled up her ass.
eh you wouldn't if you knew what was under her hat. i went to kindergarten with her.
>>13470 She couldn't have been involved in drugs back then obviously, but like where did it all go wrong?
>>13471 Sex And Drug Madness!™ only happens after puberty in 99.999% of cases. We need to block puberty. We have the technology.
>>13473 We need to have Andrzej Duda shoot himself with a cum-loaded water pistol and then blame it all on Donald Tusk.
>>13474 It's just like... yeah, you know what I mean? Exactly! That's the thing that should be happening.
>>13474 But how will we get the right DNA?
I'd jump out of a forest of bears just to find a man brave enough to jump out of a forest of bears :/
>>13469 (OP) I'd take a thousand hats of her head just to see what she looks like without a hat on.
*eyes pop out of sockets* Homina homina homina... *labored breathing* *drooling with tongue hanging out of mouth* *loosens tie and collar* OW-OW-AWOOOOOOOOOO! *bangs on table* *stamps foot* *hops up and down from chair* AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!
>>13523 hey that's MY WIFE!
>>13528 Mom said it's my turn with the wife.
>>13544 >a mile of glass For me, only half a mile. She's good but she's not that good.
I cannot remember where I've seen her, I only that I have seen her before... Who is this? This memory misfire is starting to bother me
>>13562 She came by here three weeks ago. It was fun!
>>13544 God'ss said it was my turn with the wife.
>>13566 I came today. It was fun!
Is this one of the Loveshades?
