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(2.8MB, 1536x2126) On Monday, September 2nd, 2024, there will be seven massive stools excreted in seven different cities in Poland: Gdynia, Bydgoszcz, Poznań, Warschau, Częstochowa, Wrocław and Katowice. The smell will reach 100,000 from the initial defecation and countless other episodes of nausea and vomiting will later occur as result from feces decompositing.
The stools themselves will be produced by people. Those people will come to schools hosting First Day at School celebrations in each respective city. All schools to be defecated at will have their toilets clogged to prevent premature flushing of the stools. Due to blockages, the smell of fecal matter will disgust those not affected in the initial defecation. The bowel movements will be near simultaneous, with the cities specifically chosen in different regions to allow for multiple excretions at the same time.
The 2nd of September will mark the Knowledge Day as it would happen in Eastern Bloc countries. Russia will automatically be blamed for the expurgations. Later, through Russia Today, Putin will issue a video message claiming responsibility for what he dubs "Polish Dirty Sanchez".
In the aftermath a war will erupt between NATO and CSTO countries. Global economies will screech to a halt. General xaos will rule.
