/5/ - Chaos

I would've taken my Knipex 86 pliers and tried to mess with plumbing, maybe creating a leak or something.

Also, shame on you for not taking a piss into a sink

Have you considered giving up and trying hard drugs? I heard Mescaline is all the shit right now

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>>13986
I've tried giving up hard drugs. It's far more exciting, every day is a new trip.

>>13986
You can huff the urinal cakes, or so am I told.

>>13830 (OP) 
If the urinal didn't ask for your consent first you should file a complaint with HR.

>>13989
The fuckers replaced the lemon scented cakes with lemonade scented cakes and now I'm just not in the mood.

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>>13992
>Urinal is not suited to dispose of human waste
I know edgelords are generally dumb but this is impressively stupid.
How do you remember to eat food?

>>13830 (OP) 
It's not right that a public bathroom doesn't smell like stale piss. The crime! The horror! The ill-respect for hygiene! 

This must be fixed! 

Piss on the floor ye sons of freedom!!!

>>14015
We have reasonable expectations. I just wouldn't feel comfortable in a bathroom which doesn't smell like stale piss. It would feel fake, threatening even, like a trap. The toilet will flush on its own and a man runs in yelling "You've been pranked!"

As a Discordian, I wouldn't be at home with such an obvious trap. If you do the bit properly, make the bathroom smell and feel like a real one and I'll cheer when the toilet explodes. That's a prank. But a farce? No! No, I say to that.