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I would love to talk to you about God!
Did you know God is a crazy woman and her name is Eris?
Wha? Of course he's a girl and his name is Eris!
Do not blame me for your lack of faith. You must have faith! I sure sure feel sorry for you if you don't have faith.
Do you know what happens to those who deny Goddess??
Well, who the hell do you think put all this confusion here, wise guy?
Don't you Americans believe in the freedom of religion?
Impersonal forces? Well you are absolutely right, and those impersonal forces are female and that Her name is Eris.
I must confide in you that sophisticated people like yourself recognize that Eris is a figurative symbol for an ineffable metaphysical reality and that the erisian movement is really more like a poem than like a science and that you are liable to be turned into a precious mouth button and distributed to the poor in the region of thud if you do not get hip.
Polite children will always remember that a church __ of _.
