/5/ - >hey man, we cool, just don't touch my xbox wat do?

Pope Vamer 30-afm-3190(BT)21:10:32 No.14069

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>hey man, we cool, just don't touch my xbox
wat do?

Dweller 31-afm-3190(PD)05:22:16 No.14070

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Safe sex can be hot. WRAP IT UP!

Dweller 31-afm-3190(PD)20:58:01 No.14071

I just want to shake your haaaaaaaaaand!

Dweller 33-afm-3190(SO)11:50:08 No.14078

>wat do?
coin toss...

Heads: Take a piss on his Xbox while shouting PC MASTER RACE!

Tails: Call up Karen from the home owners association and file a complaint.

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Dweller 33-afm-3190(SO)16:43:19 No.14079

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Can't pirate on xbox

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Pope 39-afm-3190(SM)03:05:17 No.14123

>>14078
I'm gonna start living my life like this.

Cabbage 40-afm-3190(BT)06:33:50 No.14127

>>14079
I wanna start living my life like this

Cabbage 45-afm-3190(BT)09:08:44 No.14142

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>>14079
you're boring

xbox 3-cfn-3191(PP)04:22:33 No.14962

youre borning

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Cabbage 4-cfn-3191(SO)06:43:06 No.14964

>>14962
Oh yeah well you're... you're... uh... I mean...

*breaths heavier*

It's, it's, um, like, the uh...

*looks around with a panicked expression*

the... the you, um, we, are... ummmmmmm...

*eyes unfocus*

The... the...
THE END IS NIGH. ON THE FIFTY FIFTH DAY OF CONFUSION I, SLYATYBAKSHAK, FIFTH LEUTENANT OF HER GRAND ARMEE, WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR PITIFUL MATERIAL PLANE AND LAY WASTE TO IT. THE SKY WILL BE AS BLOOD AND THE LAND WILL BE AS PLASTIC. THE EARTH SHALL SHAKE AND INVERT, AND SWALLOW YOUR CITIES WHOLE. THE VERY STARS SHALL TREMBLE UNDER THE BOOTS OF MY ARMEE
AND LO, UNTO THE SINNERS WILL BE VISITED TRIBULATIONS MOST ARBITRARY, AND UPON THE RIGHTEOUS TESTS OF FAITH MOST CAPRICIOUS. HER TEST SHALL BE BLOOD, AND HER PUNISHMENT ALSO BLOOD. SO LET IT BE WRITTEN.
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Cabbage 4-cfn-3191(SO)06:58:06 No.14965

>>14964
I forgot that the Illuminati added the Hand of Eris into Unicode. I wonder what cabals had to do to get that deal to work.
>The symbol was accepted by Unicode in 2016 as U+2BF0 ⯰ ERIS FORM ONE

/5/ - Chaos

I don't know man, I didn't do it.

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