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New sports, niche sports and dormant sports
Post sports that did exist, barely exist, and should exist. NO PROSTATE FOoTBALL!

Hard mode: Argue why it's deserves to be more popular.

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Niche sport: Murderball (now known as Wheelchair Rugby), made famous by an acclaimed documentary Murderball.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murderball_%28film%29

Niche sport: Three-sided football
3SF is a rabbit-hole Eris would be proud to get her ass stuck in. See: https://nukechan.net/social/thread/310.html

New sport: as far as I know, it doesn't exist - Armed wrestling
Inspired by a self-defense demonstration video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=me60gWzbMXw (start at 4:30)
Adding a non-lethal handheld weapon adds an extra dimension of tactical strategy and real-world applicability of skills.

Dormant sport: Olympic Pistol Dueling
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_dueling_at_the_Summer_Olympics
They used wax bullets, but there are probably safer alternatives now with airsoft.
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>>14948 (OP) 
I appreciate Turkish oil wrestling for all the wrong reasons
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>>14953
<european prude: touch gloves before the fight as a sign of respect
>turkish societyman: i will oil you up brother

>If a wrestler's kıspet gets pulled down (revealing his genitals), he loses as well, though losing under such circumstances is unlikely.
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Bo-taoshi (pole toppling), is a capture-the-flag-like game, played on sports days at schools in Japan. The game, traditionally played by cadets at the National Defense Academy (NDA) of Japan on its anniversary, is famous for its size, wherein two teams, totaling 150 individuals, each vie for control of the opposition's pole. Each team is split into two groups of 75 attackers and 75 defenders. The defenders begin in a defensive orientation respective to their pole, while the attackers assume position some measure away from the other team's pole. When the defending team has their pole brought lower than 30° to the horizontal (beginning perpendicular, or 90°, to the horizontal), they lose.
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>>16882
Thank you, Pope
>>16882
I wish my cabal had 150+ members. This looks so fun
>>16882
Some years spent dodging elbows in mosh pits and I feel ready for this.
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