Hey /b/ If I were to 1 vs 1 a girl in my bed would it better to be a grower (big but flaccid) or a shower (small, but hard and perfectly formed)?
>>15111 (OP) dawg, this is /5/
You want to be a Blower (accomplished at the art of sucking dick). Otherwise there is no way you could handle her girthy girlcock.
>>15115 sucking cock is for faggots, go drop a soap buddy
>>15117 >BAWWWW im on the internet but i swear im not gay WAHH Imagine being anonymous and insecure.
>>15111 (OP) >>15111 (OP) As one gay to another, op, there is no such thing as a bad dick. Unless it's a micro, I just pity them.
>>15118 >imagine defending faggots on the internet
<one trick pony>
>sucking cock is for faggots yup. What's your point?
>>15122 idk. thread is 100% pure heterosexual straight, here comes some faggot and derails it by babbling about sucking cocks.
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>sucking girlcock is gay What is this, 2011? The most straight thing you can do is worship your girlfriend's superior meat. Now, on your knees, OP.
>>15127 >What is this, 2011? It was the 70s! >milk bag canadian detected. imagine having a queen. now that's cuckoldry.
>>15127 >What is this, 2011? No. It's been current year for some time now.
>>15130 This post is gonna look real dumb 167 days from now.
Why are you, op, as a man, thinking about dicks and tits? You should be thinking of victory.
