/5/ - Chaos

You have ten minutes to explain what this has to do with the board topic.

/abs/ isn't a fitness board lol
(probably just a really garbage ad but it's new and dumb)

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>press these acupoints!

>DUDE!  IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S PORN!

>>15360
That's the least funny part of it.
But, being a cartoon drawing fan, I think actual funny porn is underrated. There's a gap between comedic nudity and porn comic relief that is woefully underdone. Well, in general, art in pornogrpahy is underexpored because it's an industry and it takes hints from the typical tendency for men to focus on blunt viceral urge instead of exploring something more meaningful.

>>15361
porn comedy is one of the most free and liberated forms of comedy available, especially if you restrict yourself to looking at for-profit industry. What other institution could have given us masterpieces like "lemon-stealing whore" or "meet the banes"?

>>15366
I don't know, literature has always been there. When Corncob says he sneaked into plantations to fuck melons I believed him.

>>15356 (OP) 
The problem is that it seems I need a woman to test those acupuncture points, and it also seems that she must be Asian because, apparently, such points do not exist in the rest of us mortals.
I desire hugs more than sex or these acupunture points powers.

Sex is highly overrated.

Why don’t I get treated like that :(

>>15359
>press these acupoints!
>I feel nothing
Probably fat fingered the finger widths. First time failures are often from fat fingering the finger widths.

>>15373
Heteronormative patriarchal social structure. It simply takes more effort for a typical man to be treated as a bouncy slut. Most women can just put on a coat of paint and men will expect them to be treated like that.

>>15372
Very true, and the people treating that performance art as sex are wacko.

Is this ad literally just telling me to stimulate my prostate?

>how come I don't get to have sex in weird uncomfortable positions while a guy fucks me like a piston
Idk, because you have taste?

>>15375
Do you have any ideas on what good slut needs?

>>15396
A high-protein diet and plenty of water.