HAPPY AFFLUX
So, a Discordian, a Kopimist, an imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar...
A bit hazy on how the middle part might go, but what if the punchline was and then the Kopimist says, I'll have what he's having! ?
I'm sure the rabbi would say Shalom, the imam, duty-bound, replies Salam, the Kopimist, appreciating this imitation, echoes Shalam, to which the Discordian obviously responds, salami!