3192 approaches... also should we put links to the zines and other podges here?
Santa Claus died for your sins.
>Santa Claus died for your sins. Sound valid to me.
but he's still gonna deliver the presents, right?
>>15786 It looks like he's gonna give birth to 'em.
>>15795 what a lifetime of free milk and cookies will do to a man
>>15796 The tummy isn't even full - Red Nightman has to drink most of the milk within a couple of weeks. Only so much can be made into cheese by the reserve elf force after the big day.