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Due to unforeseen circumstances, this is the only available venue for our regular meeting. We hope the locals aren't disturbed by us.
Now then, on to business.

How goes our efforts to eliminate politeness traditions, sarcasm, and other lies of daily life? These are a consistent drain on efficiency and social cooperation!
Politeness traditions, right. To this end I propose replacing handshakes with slaps to the face and the substitution of headbutts for bowing.
Hear, hear. Enough of the forced smiles and "we should have dinner sometime" farces - they never wanted dinner at all! Never!
Last time I was pressured into a handshake, all I wanted to do was slap the bastard. How dare you touch my precious hand, stranger! I haven't checked you for rashes. I don't consent to you checking my hands for weapons.

I yield my time.
Rightly said, Fred. There's this confounded atmosphere where people are trained to be agreeable.
Imagine if everyone at our society meeting just agreed.
What would be the point of that?
Indeed.
If we ain't havin dinner, what about 2nd lunch? Nyuk nyuk nyuk
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Daddy, how did you get that reply link?
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