/5/ - Chaos

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>>16824 (OP) 
clear your mind... and your cash will follow

>>16825
Does Zima do that? How about Crystal Pepsi? Are they on the same wavelength?

>>16826
Pretty sure crepsi clears your veins (medical note: not arteries).

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Crepsi pie is no longer fashionable. Anyone caught eating it WILL be evicted from the service.

>>16839
Crepsi pie is always fashionable, you just astroturfing for brown Pepsi.

>>16840
Brepsi doesn't need to be astroturf®ed. Did You Know Brepsi is the post popular flavor of the PepsiCoⓒfamily?

>>16841
The Bepsi memes make more sense now than they did before.

>>16839
I like that the tart have some of illusory thing with the background lol

>>16843
Wait a sec... its a illusory background or the tart its illusory... or maybe its ice... illusory ice... nah, everything is Maya. Just MU me with everything.

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>tfw born too late to ever know the taste of a crepsi zima cocktail or if either of those things were ever real in the first place or maybe just another artifact of the mandala effect

THIS JUST IN! We are receiving Breaking News! I am your anchor Oswald Thatendswald 

We have just received this paper:
ZIMA is the boogeyman modern businesses use to keep the modern, hard-working entrepreneur down

Oh. I had it upside down:
ZIMA was an insider-trading-job

On the other side:
ZIMA is AI-Generated

What? What teleprompt--? Oh! That teleprompter:
ZIMA fell off the hobby-horse and landed in a nunnery

According to our local Accordian: 
ZIMA was last spotted in the jungles of Ecuador where poachers shot dead the last member of its species

And in the latest sports news:
ZIMA was last seen attending a soccer game with chart-topper singer Bjork in the town of Benis, Finland

Now back to our scheduled news:
Convicted hitman Jimmy Two-Shoes McMarty confessed to authorities today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice-field with 2 pericline figurines. Police have admitted that this may, in fact, be the first known case of a knick-knack-patty-whack.

>>16846
Hey look Oswald is on the air! SHH SHH!

>>16846
Those poor, poor nuns.
;_;

>>16848
My sympathies lie with the hyphenated hobby horse.

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It's important to get our drinks right, these days.

>>16852
Is Zima the wrong drink? What's the right drink? Olde English?

>>16846
Oh yea. I heard a k-9 officer got a bone after he rolled the cow carcass home

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>>16853 (check 'em)
>What's the right drink? Olde English?
23 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!
23 BOTTLES OF BEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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>>16824 (OP) 
It's 67 of bureaucracy, fuckers.

>>16856
Don't you just love it when unqualified nepo babies have a better position than you because they are willing to either play office politics or they suck and fuck their way to success?

Also, yes it is the 67th of Bureaucracy today. What a terrible day.

>>16857
Casually all are woman... maybe (this for the typical inceldom argument of absolute retardation of tribalist overgeneralization semantics)

>>16855
Beer... beer everywhere!

>>16873
Malt all aboot!

>>16857
Gen Z boss and a mini? Is that what the kids call angels?

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>>16857
>they suck and fuck their way to success?
Suck and fuck their way to sucess is a lot of busyness!
This is madness!