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Can discordianism compete anymore?

Were we just not repressed enough by the barv.luminati?
nah, we outdid our rivals in the Subgenius Church and are cannibalizing our own. not for sustenance, but tradition.
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>>9999
Delet this
I think discordianism as spiritual framework is well suited to coming decades, compareded to popular religions and ideologies, even those competing in same weight class and ecological niche as discordianism. That being said, I don't think discordianism should even seek to compete at this time being. Discordianism is diffused all around the culture, and by cultivating symbiotic relationships with emerging cultural movements like horse carcass lovers, discordians are in a prime position to streer them to fullfill discordian goals. This is also why I find all the discussion of totalitaric forms of discordianism distasteful, since although hierarchically enforced discordianism as an oxymoronic concept titilates my wrongthink brain, it occludes the relatively rare ability discordianism has of being able to coexist within other frameworks individual has, and even harmonize them creating unique iterations of meme collectives riding their human hosts, rather than leaving their brains as either barren battlegrounds where conflicting ideas try to establish a foothold, or strongholds for individual memes from where they plan and commit their invasions into neighbouring skulls.
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>>11048
I like this idea. Certainly the Goddess has helped me at my most confused points, by telling me to not take reality so seriously. Confusion and despair seems to be the default state of most people in the post-consensus period of human history but it's entirely an optional way to view the chaos in our mind.

Discordianism doesn't need to compete, if anything we need to non-compete. In this way we obtain victory over the idea of victory. The Discordian is like a Taoist sage, following the Chao to its non-conclusion.

Of course we diverge significantly from Taoism in that expelling our seed for the Goddess is not only encouraged, it is mandatory.
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>>11052
Mandatory? What if I don't, huh? Is the Goddess going to viciously jerk me off and MAKE ME CUM for Her? Is She gonna rape me with Her hands?

because that would be horrible, I'd hate it so much, please don't force me to ejaculate over you, Eris.
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>>11067
We usually surgically remove the testes and throw them into a juicer. The method isn't necessarily the most efficient or produce best quality, but it does encourage cooperation.
>>9999
Wasted quads
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>>11105
Not wasted, perfect.
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>Can discordianism compete anymore?
Internally, for sure.
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Why compete when we've already won? Operation Mindfuck is still ongoing, and things get weirder every day.
Discordianism has already won. Check your local newspaper.
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>>12522
Discordia wins as long as the battle goes on. If we ever win, we lose.
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>>12523
This. Could you imagine if Discordianism was country-level popular? Too orderly.
It'd be necessary to invent a newer, even worse schism that prides itself on not being Discordianism anymore. 
Now, if you'd hear me out, we could worship some random guy: say, a traveling salesman, with an iconic grin and a pipe…
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>>12524
Then what? Do we schism the man like we did the last?
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>>12523
I tried not to be a boring motherfucker and lost.
>>12522

You seem to be confusing disorder with chaos, silly!
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>>12959
Well of course your news article wouldn't mention it, it's no longer today. 

But I swear, just the other day they were talking about how the pope's taking control. What else could it mean?
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>>12530
möbius double reacharound where we cum confetti
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