/5/ - Chaos

What, there's a war going? I had no idea. Does anybody have a tldr?

>>9773
tldr: Putin has sucked himself off hundreds of times this year, he's already gotten ribs removed because the first few times were really rough on his old body. Can't suck it like he used to!

>>9774
Damn, wouldn't have guessed he was a coomer. How is it affecting his life? Is he getting through the routine fine or is the coomery debilitating?

jesus christ kill yourself already OP

>>9776
Don't be unnecessarily rude. It's ok to hope for OP having an accident with a comically large fly swatter, but alluding to JFC and KYS is most greyfaced shit there is.

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>>9775
Hello, it is me, Vladimir.
I have been many problems with cum. Too many cums, you see. Doctor say it is more cum than has been seen in life.
The problem is being manage. Cum is sending to Ukraine, many storages in Donbass region.
Love,
Vladimir Putin

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>>9777
Checked
But I agree with the other anon that greyface topics are not welcome

>>9780
Fully agree, but if we steep into greyfacery to fight the greyface we have already lost.

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>>9779
Thanks for sending all your cum into Ukraine daddy P, we are in the process of cumflating all the HIMARS systems and its SO GODDAMN HAWT I can barely keep it in my pants. I think I'm gonna go release another load.

Love,
-Z

>>9781
The only question I have is what would Eris do in this instance.

>>9783
Rp as coomer Biden.

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>>9775
Tell me what you see

Ukraina is the most based contry in world right now 👍

eris would nuke the world
please
end it now

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>>9782
>>9779

Now h-hold on there, ya damn kids.

W-we need to… HHHNNNGG–ahh… protect the country of… uh… Ukraine? Right, this Putin character w-wants to cumflate this c-country, but me, I've got an ocean of c-cum for them too… and we can't store the cum together that would be… that would be gay!

Vladdy baby, you better get you cum out of Ukraine's hot, plump boipucci or I'll make ya!

Love,
Uncle Joe

Oinkraine will burn

>>9795
You and OP get a room. We are trying to have a productive discussion here