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I've noticed a disturbing pattern of spontaneous combustion in our ranks. I want to hear your theories on why the hell this keeps happening?
Well? Remember, no bad ideas.
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I think that's way above the optimal cooking temperature, check the instructions again. You want them to be cooked in the inside but not charred. Maybe try raising the temperature more slowly, and occasionally checking it to ensure it doesn't go far past the optimum. Like rather than cooking your apparently highly flammable co workers on an open flame, maybe consider just locking them in a car in a warm day. That should provide tastier results.
There's a cop living inside your head
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>>9851
I said there were no bad ideas but I didn't mean it.
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>>10164
Well fuck you pig acab go enforce ur cock into a grater
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>>10169
You're fired.
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>>10171
AAAAAAAHH FUUCK IT BURNS HELP GODDAAMMIN AARTGGHHGGGRTHG!!!
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>>10175
PSHSHSHHSHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>10176
OW
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>>10176
You are under a rest for a salt.
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>>10990
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>>11015
Imagine going around in an ambulance, beating ppl up and then giving them an expensive ride to the hospital.
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>>11016
>an expensive ride to the hospital
It's amazing I can tell what country you live in just from one sentence.
So how is the weather in Somalia this time of year?
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>>11292
Sunny with slight chance of mortar shells.
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It's an epidemic. Here it is in France recently!
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What, do you expect me to schedule my combustions ahead of time? I'll combust when I damn well please.
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>>11569
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
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>>11573
And what do you bring?
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>>11575
YOUFIRE
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>Meanwhile, not far away
PEEW
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>>11819
OPTIC BLAST
>>11819
insane that cops have laser vision now
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>>11847
What's next, cops that can think?
>>11847
That seems like a serious waste of resources. Most things you want to achieve with laser weapon can be achieved with kinetic ones, and eye mounted weapon systems in general are very accident prone.
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>>11856
does this assertion hold true for low-cost security? how else do you take down a helicopter for $200
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>>11910
Two balloons, one with helium, one with paint
>>9810
It's The Style nowadays. All the cool kids are doing it.
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