/5/ - Chaos

probably only if you're a girl.
i've heard of rent-a-gf and cuddling services, but usually it's only the most ugly-looking bastards that show up. Please consider your options carefully before you have to scrub a mangirlchild's belly button clean with a toothbrush to earn that extra tip.

>>9966
> probably only if you're a girl.
Why?

>>9974
Commodification of women is more about the bodies themselves, while commodification of men is more focused on the labor their bodies produce.

>>9975
What if I used erisian golden magick tho?

>>9980
if you name your company Embrace Himbo incorporated it cannot fail.

>>9975
suck my cock fag

>>10007
mail it to me and I might.

>>9981
I'm not a himbo sadly. Maybe I should look for a career appropriate to my level of attractiveness.

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>>10009
PM me your address and I'll send you my frozen cock

>>10012
PM'd. Can I have a frozen ball too?

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>>10989
With this economy, I'd almost trade my left nut for a single frozen ball and this Cabbage expects them for free.

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>>10993
You can have this to make the cabbage jealous

I love hugging! (and horse carcasses lol)