Hello all my viewers and welcome to my happiness tutorial!
So you think happiness is unreachable fantasy only rich people enjoy?
*pulls out a drill*
Think again, even YOU can have fun at other peoples expense.
*proceeds to drill holes to the table*
It is now 02:56, and all my neighbors were sleeping a moment ago.
*drilling noises*
In couple minutes they should be streaming up and down the stairway to complain about the noise.
*pulls out an empty bottle of detergent, while drill keeps running on the table*
I was smart and prepared for this exact situation by drinking a bottle of…
*looks at the bottle*
…oh fuck!
*falls onto the drill, angry people noises outside the door*
*camera keeps running throughout the gruesome scene, noises of door being broken down*
"Oh fuck the fucker managed to off himself with the drill, I'm so happy right now."
"Oh my god Steve you are such a sociopath, we should call an ambulance"
"See the fucker even videotaped himself doing it, this gonna be internet gold"
*Steve comes into the picture with a widest grin you've ever seen, picks up the camera and the recording ends*
