/abs/ - Absurdism

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>>1631 (OP) 
>Is (Maybe) maladaptive daydreaming an undiagnosed autism trait 
dont know, from what know it a syntom of imagination, deppresion, and other things not so bad.
>or is (maybe) there some deeper shit going on, spiritually talking
dont know, back in time i executed a lbrp and my inner monologue and daydreams stopped a little.
Other times i did the GPR in the bathroom and the angryness go away
Other times did a custom lbrp and i ended with a calm quiet and a sensation and cleanliness that started to clean the house and rooms (you're supposed to get a sacred place sensation not this but cool anyway)
One day i just started to chant while meditating and get same effect. if you do metta is (maybe) interesting to do.
Maybe it just the vagus nerve working or some form of placebo, exercise to focus  relaxation and etc, maybe it just grounding techniques
who knows...
>What's your take?
don't know, I not a medic or something.
There are too many variables to know to me.
>Take 1
Check your brain or go to a (scientific) mage called medic

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>>1631 (OP) 
>is there some deeper shit going on, spiritually talking?
Well if you wanna take that approach... but i dont believe so much in these thing
>Astrology
There're some rising/ascendent - Sun - Moon and Houses and planets interaction in some birthcharts that supposed make some people more prone to imagination, creativity and day dreaming, same with dissosiations and addictive behaviour or drug usage or scapism
>What?
Moon in Piscis?, some planets in mercury? I dont remember all the sign, rising and planets and houses etc exactly.
You can check your birthchart with astroseek and your born hour and aproximated location you live.
But this is reductionist and generalization of your personal life, even the personality test are "reality" bacause personality is a mutable things depending some social context.
Good luck pope, may you be healthy and happy.

>>1631 (OP) 
Spiritually eat ivermectin to get the archons out of your bladder

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>>1634
>ivermectin
You need to use a deep organ massage and antibiotics for that.

>>1635
tfw no bladder squeeze

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>>1622 (OP) 

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A differently-worded version of this thread is on Crystal Cafe right now.  What's up with that?

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>>1627
Nice noticing.
Maybe it has something to do with ticket sales?

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>>1627

Marzichan too.

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eh, my view is 'at least they put effort in, and at least it's something different and not politics'
If it's some attempt at marketing, they're idiots.

it's a catma, excuse you.
>If Discordianism is an anti-culture
Big if

>>1618
to be witty requires wit, mind you!

>>1594
>i'm technically not a pedo!
how to make everyone suspicious that you're a pedo.
Even calling a grown woman a "disney princes" is pretty weird in itself. Disney adults are weird.

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>>1608
>i'm technically not a pedo!
Well, if you dont get it. all of these girls are a discordian american princess, and are LEGAL.

>1. Florencia Fernandez (Professional Chess player)
>Why she a discordian (south)american princess?
She broke their cabals and say fuck all in a championship. why? bacause she's beatiful and the mere existence of she turn assholes into a machismo mode and harrased her just bacause she is beatiful in chess play.

>2. Ashley Jones (Old school youtube-blogspot user)
if you know, you know. she have a cool story (she is the trap)
the most pure definition of self-expression and permanent guerrilla zen into enlightment.

>3. Elizabeth Freya aka Ella freya
She shattered her image as a sweet European girl who never breaks a plate the moment she decided to do some sexually appeal cosplay.
I was going to put Belle Delphine on the list the moment she uploaded her first porn video, but she hasn't been a Discordian princess from the beginning.

>>1613
>and are LEGAL
like I said...

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>>1614
>Like i said...
Next time, I'll post lolis to see how much it upsets your Crypto-Christian programming.

>>1615
Yeah, just dig the hole deeper, that'll show us.

>>1609 (OP) 
I am going to sell Pixar the rights to make a film about a dung beetle who discovers a mythical utopia called the toilet. (working title)
They will say dreamworks already made and then they also made that but like what are they gonna do, kill me?

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>>1610
Would watch, but watch yr back.

Who is more fortunate the beetle or the turd

>>1602

>You only get free speech if you have something worthwhile to say with it.

Pretty sure that's not how free speech works.

I'm not saying that we should be like 8chan or Masterchan, but we certainly shouldn't be like Reddit or ResetEra either.

i get it. bans suck, and this imageboard is slow to the point i can still visit the threads i made the day i made it.
but if necrobumping is all you do, it gets kinda annoying.

>>1603
>Pretty sure that's not how free speech works.
It is though. Who in the world says that you're allowed to yell profanities in the street at all hours of the day?

Our moderation is far from controlling, we tend to clown on people we don't like rather than ban them.

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I'm now unbanned, and I just wanted to say: necrobumping is NOT all that I do.  In fact, I'm probably the most active poster on here.  I make threads all the time along with replying to new threads AND necrobumping old ones.  I just want to make this site more active, as this is pretty much the only truly great imageboard left.  I have no bad intentions whatsoever.  Am I still allowed to necrobump at all?

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>>1606
>Am I still allowed to necrobump at all?
I think a big part of what we're seeing is, Erischen is overally against generic imageboard topics like US/UK/Rus-Ukr/Isr-Pal politics, basic edgelord shit, the kind of stuff you'll find on every 🗿/pol/🗿 or 🗿/b/🗿. And a lot of the stuff being pulled up from the dead was exactly that kind of gray trash, which wasn't removed by staff but was shunned and pushed to the bottom.

IMO there's nothing wrong with simply bumping an old thread. The problem is that they were old threads filled with people saying "we don't like this, go away", being bumped just to say "I also don't like this". Suddenly the front page is just flooded with things no-one likes. And that makes me sad.

I got a six pack, and nothing to do.
I got a six pack, and I don't need you!

>>1312 (OP) 
based

>>1367
based on what?

>alcohol

Ew.

>>12
Speak not that name too LOUDLY. We may attract one such a man who slices himself with a dull blade dipped in ketchup.

SAGNIP

What was /fringe/?

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>>1583
hair styling board. blood enemy of /bangs/

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>>1584
lol

Was this the only time that soytroons tried to raid us?

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>>1577
there was the polish invasion which lead to /3/
then soyparty invaded like twice, which lead to like a 2-year rollback due to admindude not being prepared.

>>1579

>lead to a 2-year rollback

What do you mean?  They wiped out two years of threads?

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>>1580
not that pope, and wasn't tech syspope at the time, but someone flooded the boards (i dont think it was soykids) and the last backup was made about two years earlier. They're now hourly.

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Yes. As I vaguely remember it, the raiding party that jak'd the board did not wipe the entire catalog, but only made their presence known. Some post was even left saying something to the effect of "Well, you didn't raid us back, so whatever" and it was that kind of thing and like Pope said when the big flood happened it seemed more like a non-denominational attack.
Also, Polish incident was best incident as it was all so very funny.