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## Expert Brapper No.1 [Open]
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This board is dedicated to philosophy and the meaning of being, specifically absurdism, though any kind of philosophical discussion is allowed.
No.831 [Open]
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All my existentialist and suicidal thoughts stem from the single fact that americans exist
How fix?
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No.1598
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>>1597
>Necrobump the good stuff instead!
But I'm afraid of Americans and I'm afraid I can't help it.
No.1599 
>>1597
>I support the banning
That's un-Discordian. Only extreme shit like CP should result in bans from here. Certainly not petty shit like necrobumping, which isn't even against the rules.
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No.1600 
>>1599
>un-Discordian!
>refer to the rules!
No.1601 
>>1599
A three-day shove after their multiple warnings seems fine to me. Erïßchen staff should defend against someone plastering generic politics and edge posting on the front page. The Preddy Ded graveyard of *chans show there is no reward in liberty for liberty's sake.
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No.1602 
>>1601
hear hear.
You only get free speech if you have something worthwhile to say with it.
No.1358 [Open]
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Hypothetically speaking , could Elon Musk have paid sex\ hire prostitution from succubi who are living goddesses of beauty like jenna ortega or ariana grande? This question may seem coomer but Im serious: I need to understand HOW powerful money is (or is not) and Im giving an extreme example to make a point.
Im not talking about expensive prostitutes, anyone who makes 6 figures can afford that.
Im talking about succubi who are as I said, living "mythological goddesses" of beauty.
Such as the examples I gave. or selena gomez, Cara develigne, etc
Basically im asking if money can give the supreme carnal pleasure upon this earth OR if there's much more nuance, divergences and concentric fields of "hedonic value" at play here
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No.1361
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>"living goddesses of beauty" are just bulemic girls

You can see hotter, probably more promiscuous girls walking around a typical college campus. Even a mid-tier strip club probably has a girl that's hotter. Same goes for whatever pornstar is your goon queen. The only reason famous people are considered especially hot is because they're famous.

Anyway, this is besides the point. Could Elon use his money, influence and fame to induce famous women to have sex with him? Yes, and he has in the past. This is because famous people have a deep urge to be in the limelight.

But, this is still besides the point. The real thrust of your question is: does everyone have a price? The answer is no, but that doesn't mean that most people don't have a price. In fact, when it comes to sex, most people have a very low price, because most people are horny. This is the fundamental truth of the matter.
No.1362 
Prostitution isn't a good enough example of the power money holds.

Real wealth is controlling entire chunks of mass media. Being able to pay people to convince their fellow workers that your parasitic existence is justified. It may not be the most power, but its the power of applied wealth.
But can you buy *anyone's* life? I say no. There are people who would rather die. Probably not a media commodity like a pretty celebrity - a special class of high-end prostitute selling their body for pleasure.
No.1592 
>living goddesses of beauty like jenna ortega or ariana grande

>selena gomez, Cara develigne

Those were the best examples you could think of for "living goddesses of beauty"?
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>>1592
Discordians are the last people who should need to be told of beauty in imperfection, but it doesn't hurt to emphasi[zs]e.
The modern world is increasingly deceptive in its sprawling hyperrealities. A true human face is considered lizardlike, a mask painted over it daily.
Yes, when you see Ms. Gomez and Ortega and Johansson, don't forget the human underneath the paintjob. Don't believe your lying eyes.

Shoutout to the young boys who think they 'like girls without makeup'. Ha! 9/10 they then point to someone with three layers of 'natural', 'no-makeup' makeup on.
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>>1593
>girls with disney vibe
Well, picrels are my Disney princess (all are legal, but not all are girls)
>93 93/93
No.1312 [Open]
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Hey /abs/, check out this six pack.
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No.1313 
I got a six pack, and nothing to do.
I got a six pack, and I don't need you!
No.1367 
>>1312 (OP) 
based
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No.1368 
>>1367
based on what?
No.1588 
>alcohol

Ew.
No.12 [Open]
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So is this the new /fringe/?
Neat
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No.43 
>>12
Speak not that name too LOUDLY. We may attract one such a man who slices himself with a dull blade dipped in ketchup.
No.52 
SAGNIP
No.1583 
What was /fringe/?
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No.1584
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>>1583
hair styling board. blood enemy of /bangs/
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No.1585
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>>1584
lol
No.56 [Open]
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It's a raid!

Awesome!

Fuck us up!
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No.1577 
Was this the only time that soytroons tried to raid us?

https://archive.is/pEb5B
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No.1579 
>>1577
there was the polish invasion which lead to /3/
then soyparty invaded like twice, which lead to like a 2-year rollback due to admindude not being prepared.
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No.1580 
>>1579

>lead to a 2-year rollback

What do you mean?  They wiped out two years of threads?
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No.1581
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>>1580
not that pope, and wasn't tech syspope at the time, but someone flooded the boards (i dont think it was soykids) and the last backup was made about two years earlier. They're now hourly.
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Yes. As I vaguely remember it, the raiding party that jak'd the board did not wipe the entire catalog, but only made their presence known. Some post was even left saying something to the effect of "Well, you didn't raid us back, so whatever" and it was that kind of thing and like Pope said when the big flood happened it seemed more like a non-denominational attack.
Also, Polish incident was best incident as it was all so very funny.
No.691 [Open]
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le professeur de sisyphe.
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No.1318 
She was so real for this.
No.1425
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No.1426 
>>1425
We are all Pissyphus, truly.
No.1578
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No.427 [Open]
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Let's answer the tough questions.
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No.1415 
>>443
It's four years later and the chatbots still struggle with basic precepts. Chatbot companies say the future® will arrive any day now, as they have for years at this point.
No.1419 
>>513
Even here, Jenny Wakeman haunts me
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No.1420
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>>1419
Oh Pope, Jenny Wakeman can haunt you anywhere.
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No.1421 
>>1420
I wish she would take her hand out of my screen and bring me to her world
No.1576
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Some questions from the Islamic protestors arguing in the corridor.

Perhaps it raises some questions of our own. If word is written not on paper but on our neuronic mind, shall we be obliged to distrust it?
No.462 [Open]
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What is your philosophy of life?
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No.1569
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I'm a nihilist.  I don't believe in anything.
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No.1570
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>>1569
It's valid to kill nihlists simply for being nihlists.
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No.1571 
>>1570

That's a rather nihilistic thing to say, isn't it?
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No.1573 
>>1571
It isn't, it just sounds that way on the surface.
No.1562 [Open]
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This is what I wear every day, not joking

mod note: recycled spam thread
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No.1564 
>>1563
I mean, I'd be really happy if those burgers disappeared forever.
No.1565
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Men make their own history, but they do not make it as they please; they do not make it under self-selected circumstances, but under circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past. The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living.
We'd be wise to listen to the voices that shaped us, but we'd be fools to pretend they were right about much.
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>>1562 (OP) 
I recognize you! You tried to tie a human female to the same railroad tracks that I tie lady cats too who refuse my request to courtship. You scoundrel I challenge you to a duel!
No.1567 
>>1562 (OP) 
Bill the Butcher was my favorite character on The Addams Family.
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No.1568 
>>1567
Can he fix it?
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