/abs/ - Absurdism

>>1495
I know that people are afraid of death. But they have no reason to be, and if they bothered to think it through instead of wallowing in their self-imposed misery, they would get over it pretty quickly.

The point is not that you have not experienced it yet, but that you can not experience it. It is impossible. One's own death cannot be negative or positive, it escapes all judgement.

>>1498
That guy looks like Stalin.

>>1499
>But they have no reason to be
The reason is very obvious: they don't want to die, more than they want anything else, but they will have to anyway.

>but that you can not experience it.
For reasons stated before, knowledge of the fact that you will not actually experience something does not necessarily make it less scary. Even if you are fully aware that the people in the mirror are just reflections and won't blink at you, the idea that they will is still unnerving. For death in particular, the fact that your conscious experience will end is precisely what is scary.

Philosophizing away the terror of death doesn't make it go away, any more than believing you're going to go to heaven and bang hookers for eternity.

>life
>death
>wordswordswords
What is with this grayfacery?
An affront to goddess!
Choose your false idols carefully...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzvq17xDJ8
That's all I'm sayin'

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death is a fnord

look at the reactions it makes in us

Take a thumbprint of LSD.

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>Should I do a one-time femdom fetish thing?
Just get beaten up for free like a normal weirdo.

>drop
If I had a short time limit, like a month, I'd probably pick a few billionaires to take with me. No shortage of choices, plus it's a hell of an /abs/urdist fulfillment.
I'd start doing recreational drugs. I've stayed away from any hallucinogens because I think my brain is one of the rare ones that will take a schizo turn, and I think any real euphoria drugs, if they worked on me, would enslave me. I've been mostly medically anhedonic for a couple of years now.
Definitely shooting a gun again. Basically I'd try and do all those fun things that 'put you on a list'.
Luckily my odd growths seem benign. I hope the same to you, Pope.

>>1489
If you're going to die anyway, that's the perfect time to hunt the most dangerous game.

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>>1490
Oh, I just realised the movie title "most dangerous game" isn't meaning it's a game "that is dangerous", but rather the noun -game- means the human "hunting target" as in the phrase "let's hunt big game (a bison, etc)"
Im ESL, but Im glad I figured out hehe.

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>>1502
I'm English-First-Language and I didn't know that either for many years. I was younger and a city person when I first heard of the book/film (there are a lot of references to it in other works) and I had almost never heard of game used to mean hunting targets.

Relax, this world is on the verge of rebooting.
W is 23, 666, 13-13, 32 and so on.
At the beginning of next week, the centaur, the archer will release an arrow in Capricorn, the lunar twins will open the western gates 404, the lunar autumn will end and spring will begin.
In the ass this world, I go home to Avalon.

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Although nonsensical to most I'll say it anyway: I find my life's purpose to be something that's been divinely bestowed on me. It was something of a revelation that I am not a human, but rather more similar to an object. However, because of this I have the ability to see what the true definition of humanity is, which is something that lies within the boundaries of conviction. The opposite of humanity is both the nature of the beast and the world; that being the natural flow. My outlook is simple: humanity is a good thing and the way of the beast/natural flow is a bad thing, so I will fight to create a world that orientates itself around true conviction, sacrifice and intent. These principles will become the seed for the setting populated near exclusively by true humans rather than psuedo-humans. Attempting and achieving this is the only way I can atone for the sin of being born with the trappings of a human shape with the innards of only an object. Though if all goes well God will not forgive me no matter what I do, for I am forever underserving.

1. There are two certain things:
1.1. Something exists.
1.2. Something experiences something.
2. I assume that I have free will. 
The reasoning for this is as follows:
If I don't have free will - I have no control over anything, including assumptions that I make.
If I have free will I would be wrong to assume otherwise.
3. I care enough about epistemology to make sure I understand reality as much as I can.
4. I do what I want.

>>1480
Agreed, except for the free will. I pretend we have free will, but I know we don't.

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>>462 (OP) 
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

>>481
Prosta
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braaaaaaiaiins

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>>376
I want to see this thesis elaborated upon. We've slowed light down to a crawl on earth before. How to extend this effect? Quick, call your local physicists for a consult.

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>>377
>be ejected from the solar system.
Harsh but understandable.

inb4 /pol/troons post the boring complete bullshit they believe in
inb4 you reply to them

In almost every country on earth there are government-authorized groups pumping waves of radiation through YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW. This has been going on since you are born every second of every day.

They don't even try and hide it it's a fully-integrated system of companies and organizations who are registered to the communications authority. They are licensed to transmit messages in all directions. Even satellites are transmitting these messages through your skull. You can prove it yourself that these messages of people talking are being PUT IN YOUR SKULL WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT.

Thats not even the most devious shit they're doing look up clips of shortwave transmission stations (they have a high frequency and can take advantage of skywave skip propagation to prevent efforts of stopping them from sending their propaganda waves INTERNATIONALLY INTO YOUR HEAD) sending ENCODED SEQUENCES

If you want to try and stop these messages look into faraday technology or triangulate and destroy their transmission towers. but they can still reach you from far away even if the signal of the waves are weaker

toilet paper is jew fraud 

"the unwiped life is worth living"
  - Diogenes… probably IDK

>>1190
THEY'RE DEPRIVING US OF OUR PRECIOUS VITAL FLUIDS
THE JAPANESE REDISCOVERED THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE. WHY MUST TREES DIE TOO WHEN THE WATER ALREADY FLOWS THROUGH THE BUILDINGS?

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>>1191
You've heard of Chinese Water Torture, but only the ELF have experience with Japanese Bidet Interrogation.

I do not have faith in humanity ever getting their shit together and solving the problem. This is why I refuse to have children, because I don't want my children and grandchildren to suffer in a future where this problem only gets worse due to the ignorance of other people they will never meet.

>>1433
Generations of people refusing to reproduce because they think everyone is stupid is how everyone gets stupider.

In the future, everyone will die at age 30 from microplastics, and none of them will care.

Please reference myco-remediation. 
There are scientists working to find viable solutions. The most viable are using fungus or bacteria to digest the plastics. 
I believe that a big major downside is that the digestion process of micro plastics produces toxic byproducts. 
I assume in two or three generations that people will come down with bacterial and fungal infections that could be deadly because the bacteria and fungus are digesting the micro plastics in your muscle tissue leaving a buildup of toxins.

They would sure like to have to select a bunch of their buddies and a whole lot of fertile women to repopulate the human race with. No more constituents or nations to deal with, just your little underground fiefdom and your harem. What a horrible burden for them.

>decontamination
not possible. Those few humans that are still fertile with microplastics in their reproductive organs will inherit the future. The demographic cliff might even be advantagenous, since it's easier to feed a smaller population. Dumbasses will fight, losers will lose, Discordians will laugh and some of us will survive, probably.

>>1429 (OP) 
>should I get a shrink
No. Paraphilias (even as extreme as yours) are not something a shrink can "fix".

>>1429 (OP) 
>I NEED help, don't I??
Yeah, it seems you need a bit of help with that. I'd hurt you plenty

Tomboy is the smartest women in the group, as always.

She was so real for this.

>>1425
We are all Pissyphus, truly.