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## Expert Brapper No.1 [Open]
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This board is dedicated to philosophy and the meaning of being, specifically absurdism, though any kind of philosophical discussion is allowed.
No.1519 [Open]
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Post great ideas -not plebbit-tier generic garbage- you have acted out, or planned to, on lucid dreams...Be creative, unique, freaky and weird even! I find it fascinating and challenging to decide what to dream of, I want to try that Good Place joke of "eating the taste of color blue\ of childhood memories", Im also pondering whether to f*ck my country's top 5 female celebrities-thirst traps (I don't think they're hot, but I DO WANT, to cuck all men in my country -which I kinda hate-)
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No.1520
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>>1519 (OP) 
I didn't really pursue lucid dreaming much. I've only really managed to gain lucidity for small windows, not enough to really do much, before slipping back under.
I must admit it is funny to see yo u cry out about "no grayface reddit garbage" and immediately jump for le synesthesia paradox and le sex with women. Either you're a decent troll or an indecent hypocrite.
No.1517 [Open]
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i feel empty and feel that all things i see are gone, i feel nothing every time i go to bed even though there are dreams, i know i can do whatever but i cant because the money chase and its effect on me as if i do nothing for a week the days will feel like boring sundays, i feel hollow and tantalized as the money chase robbed me of my art but i am sedated with ketamine and just do nothing but watch as painting by painting is stolen, i went and still there in that grey ash forest i get lost in.
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No.1518 
>>1517 (OP) 
>i feel empty
That's called 'hunger'. There's a feast thread over at >>>/gov/2729
No.1510 [Open]
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Delving in a point and click all devoted to Alfred Jarry
Demo free 
https://jawa.games/play.php?idg=5556
No.1511 
Not clicking that link
## Staff No.1512
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lol some baby keeps reporting this. a discordian shared a discordian game! wah! wah!
No.1513 
it's a mindbending point and click, pretty fun and trippy, even though I'm stuck at 37%

I'll figure it out soon
No.1516
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You win one of these...
No.462 [Open]
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What is your philosophy of life?
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>>462 (OP) 
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!
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History is boring study. Important but toxic. Wanting to recreate the comfortable past is a waste. Venture forth to the future by way of the present.
No.1507 
>>462 (OP) 
These are some mantras I use in my daily life:

Never whistle while you're pissing.

B.E. yourself.

Nobody likes a Squidward.

The sun shines every day.

I might think of more later, maybe not
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No.1508 
>>1507
>Never whistle while you're pissing.
NEVER!
No.1515 
>>1507
That's the best time to whistle.
No.1509 [Open]
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Fallout (2024) and The Time Machine (1895) are both Discordian pieces of fiction. Both depict the natural and morally superior victory of Chaos (which, the acolytes will be reminded, is merely the underlying principle of both order and disorder) over Order, and the inevitable alienness of the future to people of the past.

Greyfaces, try to prove me wrong.
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Once one accepts that there is no afterlife and a person, if even it is correct to claim to have ever existed, ceases to be at the point of death, it becomes clear that sacrificing yourself for something or someone is the most basic bitch trite bullshit. Like who the fuck cares, the person who died absolutely will not because they are no longer. So why would I care? "But she gave up what was most important to her -- her own life!" will claim some sentimental imbecile. But guess what? She is no longer, she cannot miss her life. "But if she was still, she would miss it." But she is not, and potentialities are bullshit. Just because I imagine how potentially good it would feel if you sucked my dick, it won't make you suck it, will it? So why are we talking about what could have been when it is clear what just happened, some dumbass died and it cost them nothing because they are dead, yet you imbeciles still try to pretend that their death was some great sacrifice even though dying is the easiest and most inconsequential thing to do that hurts only those who do not die.
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No.1499 
>>1495
I know that people are afraid of death. But they have no reason to be, and if they bothered to think it through instead of wallowing in their self-imposed misery, they would get over it pretty quickly.

The point is not that you have not experienced it yet, but that you can not experience it. It is impossible. One's own death cannot be negative or positive, it escapes all judgement.
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No.1500 
>>1498
That guy looks like Stalin.
No.1501 
>>1499
>But they have no reason to be
The reason is very obvious: they don't want to die, more than they want anything else, but they will have to anyway.

>but that you can not experience it.
For reasons stated before, knowledge of the fact that you will not actually experience something does not necessarily make it less scary. Even if you are fully aware that the people in the mirror are just reflections and won't blink at you, the idea that they will is still unnerving. For death in particular, the fact that your conscious experience will end is precisely what is scary.

Philosophizing away the terror of death doesn't make it go away, any more than believing you're going to go to heaven and bang hookers for eternity.
No.1504 
>life
>death
>wordswordswords
What is with this grayfacery?
An affront to goddess!
Choose your false idols carefully...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzvq17xDJ8
That's all I'm sayin'
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death is a fnord

look at the reactions it makes in us
No.1477 [Open]
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I think I may (I also may not, but, I just shrug) die soon as my doctor said I MIGHT have cancer..A second more careful analysis is needed, maybe it's just a sebaceous mass\postule.
Anyways IF I will be dead within 2, 3 years. Should I do a one-time femdom fetish thing? Its expensive but I can pay a femdom prostitute for it...
I dont watch porn or fap anymore, I hate cuck\sissy\gay, strapon crap. I just want a woman -preferably white asian- to beat me up; whip me, punch me, kick and slap, pull, throw etc
>also drop cool interesting, creative, bucket list items
No.1478 
Take a thumbprint of LSD.
No.1489
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>Should I do a one-time femdom fetish thing?
Just get beaten up for free like a normal weirdo.

>drop
If I had a short time limit, like a month, I'd probably pick a few billionaires to take with me. No shortage of choices, plus it's a hell of an /abs/urdist fulfillment.
I'd start doing recreational drugs. I've stayed away from any hallucinogens because I think my brain is one of the rare ones that will take a schizo turn, and I think any real euphoria drugs, if they worked on me, would enslave me. I've been mostly medically anhedonic for a couple of years now.
Definitely shooting a gun again. Basically I'd try and do all those fun things that 'put you on a list'.
Luckily my odd growths seem benign. I hope the same to you, Pope.
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No.1490 
>>1489
If you're going to die anyway, that's the perfect time to hunt the most dangerous game.
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>>1490
Oh, I just realised the movie title "most dangerous game" isn't meaning it's a game "that is dangerous", but rather the noun -game- means the human "hunting target" as in the phrase "let's hunt big game (a bison, etc)"
Im ESL, but Im glad I figured out hehe.
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>>1502
I'm English-First-Language and I didn't know that either for many years. I was younger and a city person when I first heard of the book/film (there are a lot of references to it in other works) and I had almost never heard of game used to mean hunting targets.
No.348 [Open]
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>shrugs
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No.486 
>>481
Prosta
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No.487
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No.488 
braaaaaaiaiins
No.1290
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>>376
I want to see this thesis elaborated upon. We've slowed light down to a crawl on earth before. How to extend this effect? Quick, call your local physicists for a consult.
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>>377
>be ejected from the solar system.
Harsh but understandable.
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Try saying shit that's absolutely correct and undisputed but in the most schizo manner, baiting people into disagreeing you. Escalate until it cracks. Enjoy the confusion
No.1123 
inb4 /pol/troons post the boring complete bullshit they believe in
inb4 you reply to them

In almost every country on earth there are government-authorized groups pumping waves of radiation through YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW. This has been going on since you are born every second of every day.

They don't even try and hide it it's a fully-integrated system of companies and organizations who are registered to the communications authority. They are licensed to transmit messages in all directions. Even satellites are transmitting these messages through your skull. You can prove it yourself that these messages of people talking are being PUT IN YOUR SKULL WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT.

Thats not even the most devious shit they're doing look up clips of shortwave transmission stations (they have a high frequency and can take advantage of skywave skip propagation to prevent efforts of stopping them from sending their propaganda waves INTERNATIONALLY INTO YOUR HEAD) sending ENCODED SEQUENCES

If you want to try and stop these messages look into faraday technology or triangulate and destroy their transmission towers. but they can still reach you from far away even if the signal of the waves are weaker
No.1190 
toilet paper is jew fraud 

"the unwiped life is worth living"
  - Diogenes… probably IDK
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No.1191 
>>1190
THEY'RE DEPRIVING US OF OUR PRECIOUS VITAL FLUIDS
THE JAPANESE REDISCOVERED THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE. WHY MUST TREES DIE TOO WHEN THE WATER ALREADY FLOWS THROUGH THE BUILDINGS?
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>>1191
You've heard of Chinese Water Torture, but only the ELF have experience with Japanese Bidet Interrogation.
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