/abs/ - Absurdism

>>560
to jefferson at four

shave my head
less and less grows back with each passing year
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>clip your nails
>have a tasty snack
>keep having a good time

> pulled my teeth out
> they don't grow back
wtf?

>>564
WE FOUND A WAY OUT!

>>564
You are doing it wrong, I did it as a kid and it grew back.

>>569
I did it to a kid and they made me pay a fine :c

>>560
Exactly, we should just accept who we are as human beings and grow really really long nails.

Let me ask you something. Why are we ashamed of being "human"? Like this board has a point with poo. Under the right circumstances, I should be extruding the equivalent of cookie dough, why cant I shit out cookie dough and make cookies, that would be nice, but unfortunately we dont view it like that yet

>>644
Scientists haven't discovered the right ingredients to eat for your digestive tract to output cookie dough. I've heard they've made progress but it's more like gnocchi.

>>645
>they've made progress
I never saw the final sequence of The Human Centipede trilogy, but this is a perfect example of why you shouldn't eat raw cookie dough or raw gnocchi.

>>645
>>647
You know what your problem is, youre actually against chaos, and for order, this is your problem, and you see, you ruin it, oh look, you want things to be fake and organized, fine, this is your choice, but then what happens you fucking faggot, you just create more bullshit, and its not even real, youre the problem with society, always remember that, and youre even against key foundational values of chaos and discordianism to begin with, not a great sale Maury

>>645
and you know what I fucking hate about you especially, you might as well be google you fucking faggot, this is what you are, nothing more, just another dick sucking big data faggot, you know what you are

>>650
Stay mad, nerd.

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>>652
Why are you so stupid, is that it, is that your almighty response to my claims, wow, youre still a faggot! Love ya!

>>653
YPOU CANT LOVE ME THATS THE BIG GAY./ WHAT THE FUCK.
Unless you are a man but then I don't know why you would use that picture. If that' sthe case I lub u 2.

>>654
Gender identification tests for people posting anime-girls is what the trans agenda wants to happen.

>>655
new rule: all anime girls must come with a picture of the genitalia of the poster
>but what if it's a feminine penis or a masculine vagine?
then the penis will be wearing a dress and the vagine will be driving a truck. CHrist people get with the times.

>>663
I will put my penis in a kilt.

And you know what the best part of this plan is?
No-one can stop me.

>>666
Best GET is wasted on this gay post. At least post your penis(wearing a kilt) now that you wasted this perfect GET.

>>667
Discussing about dressing dicks in cute clothes is never a waste, grow up nudedick.

>>666
>>669
it has been SEVERAL MINUTES since this get and still no kilt dick.

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me gusta mucho

>>654
We are the future, this is it, Michael Jackson is a prophet, we are black and white, its quite fantastic, we have vision, and there is no escape from our love for humanity, you must play our game

>>666
>Number of The Beast trips
>posted on exactly 10 o'clock p.m. on Mungday (server time I guess)
>still didn't post pics of kilt wearing pp
I think Satan himself posted this

>>676
Erischan is set to GMT time for some reaSon

>>676
Or no-one successfully stopped that entity from putting its penis in a kilt

>>678
I think it's reverse psychology.

>>680
Was is Satan though?

>>681
nah it's literally the fact that i'd have to implement the DDate conversion in Javascript to be able to translate it to local time.

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>drink water
>have to pee it out
>thirsty again

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>>785
I tried to solve this problem but everyone assumed I was being sexual in public.

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>>786
trying your best to solve the riddles of life and end up getting put on a watch list, a tale as old as time

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>>785
>>787
The most devious commie plot of all.

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>>785